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Smoking absolutely destroys your estrogen.

Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?

many have asked questions such as “what is miraculous ladybug even about” but this has never before been answered. this is because nobody is quite sure. it’s impossible to know

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does Anybody know. does anybody have any idea

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"whats your favourite genre of music" songs that i like. it's pretty cool every single song in that genre is one that i like

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The quiet shade, Across old bark, In the ancient glade, It’s always dark.

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become a girl, i promise you it's worth it. you never know how much time you might have. best not to waste it by pretending to be a boy, right?

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TMI just means Tell Me Immediately. Sorry not sorry 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Reblog if you're a utdr fan with a deep-rooted yuri fetish that you guise as inclusivity

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a sitting platypus

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perry the sitting platypus!

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It was said by Resmaa Menakem, and the full quote is: “Trauma decontextualized in a person can look like personality. Trauma decontextualized in a family can look like family traits. Trauma in a people can look like culture.”

This quote was taken from a podcast interview which Menakem participated in, which you can find here.

I highly recommend “My Grandmother’s Hands” for more of his thoughtful and nuanced words.

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ooo ooo this feels like the same flavor of thing as that story about:

except that in the version i read, it was a guy asking the generations of women in a family why they cut off the ends, and the great grandma answered that it was because when she was young her family was so poor and didn't have a big enough oven to fit the entire ham in

the point was that often if you go back far enough, the origin of bizarre, backwards and even harmful traditions/rules of society were often the result of people in that time period making the best of what they had, not because they thought it was the "right" way

the family in this story now has a big enough oven to fit the whole ass ham but its tradition to cut off the ends, its just how its done and the crazy part is that two fucking generations removed don't even know why but they do it without questioning it because thats. how. we've. always. done. it.

so yeah i feel like this melds very nicely with the whole "Trauma in a people can look like culture" thing

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what happens if Batman is out driving the Batmobile and he gets pulled over & asked for his license

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possibilities:

- he just refuses & drives away bcos like what are they gonna do

- he gives them his actual license and hopes

- he gives them his actual license & then bribes them to keep their mouths shut

- he hands them a license that lists his name as 'The Batman' and has a picture of him in the cowl

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He gives them his actual license, and they're like "Stop stealing Bruce Wayne's fucking driver's license, you weirdo! >:("

He asks for it back because he needs it to drive. They have to suffer through "I'm Bruce Wayne" in the I'm-Batman voice. (He is not getting his license back no matter what after saying "I'm Bruce Wayne" in the I'm-Batman voice.)

The next day cops are showing up at the mansion like "We regret to inform you that Batman stole your license again. Here." and give it back to him.

Bruce is like "You could at least pretend to find it plausible that I could be Batman. You don't have to be so mean about it. :("

They reassure him that they find it extremely plausible that he could be Batman, if he'll just sign for the return of his stolen property so that they can leave before he does another godawful "I'm Batman" impression that sounds more like their great-aunt Mindy who's been smoking two packs a day since The War, that would be great.

Back at the precinct, they file the 328th identity theft-related charge against Batman for pretending to be Bruce Wayne and call it a day.

When Commissioner Gordon finally keels over dead on the job of a massive stroke, it will be because of this. "You understand that, right? That what takes me out is actually going to be you and that fucking driver's license?"

Bruce is, however, very much driving the batmobile without insurance or registration because no one is going to cover a 1) rocket-propelled 2) car you built yourself 3) that you use exclusively to commit crimes, and there's no way that thing is street-legal.