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[vaememes]

Seven Deadly Sinday

Since sinday is a thing, how about we acknowledge how many other ‘sins’ are out there since some aren’t comfortable with nsfw and also just for fun? Lust is excluded mostly because there’s so much of that already.

Gluttony

“Are you going to eat that whole pizza by yourself?”

“Maybe you should try sharing some of that?”

“You’ve been a bit excessive about this whole thing, haven’t you?”

“I ate my feelings. With a whole cake.”

“Yes, I bought a few bottles of wine. So what?”

“Do you ever feel trapped in all of your wants instead of your needs?”

“Maybe you should slow down there.”

Greed

“I just want some more!”

“One day I’ll be rich and famous and then they’ll see.”

“Remind me why I’m doing this when I get nothing out of it?”

“So I get two-thirds and you get a third. Sounds fair, right?”

“I can’t help that I deserve better than that.”

“Someone has clearly never heard of sharing the wealth.”

“It’s not worth it for me.”

Sloth

“Come on, you need to get out of bed!”

“Well maybe I don’t feel like going out and saving lives right now.”

“Can’t people do it on their own for once?”

“It’s not my fault! I wasn’t even there!”

“I’m done helping.”

“Other people got rich by doing nothing.”

“I think I’m just going to stay here all day.”

Wrath

“You didn’t have to kill them!”

“I’ve always got ways of getting someone back. Remember that.”

“Just…put the knife down.”

“They deserved it.”

“Don’t worry, it won’t hurt for much longer.”

“They should have known better than to mess with me.”

“You’re pretty scary when you’re pissed.”

Envy

“How come they get all the praise when I did all the hard work?”

“I could just rip their hair out at this point.”

“Why couldn’t they look at me that way?!”

“Oh, they’re just little Ms/Mr Perfect and no one can tear them down from their throne.”

“I told you, they mean nothing to me!”

“I take what they took from me.”

“It’s not fair!”

Pride

“I can’t help it that I’m this beautiful/handsome.”

“I don’t have time for peasants.”

“Don’t be so vain.”

“They’re worthless to me at this point.”

“I think it’s time for you to bow, don’t you?”

“I can handle this just fine on my own. Who needs others?”

“It’s not like I’m so easily defeatable.”

[ask-meme-addicts]

"The Picture of Dorian Gray" sentence starters

❝ There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. ❞

❝ The ugly and the stupid have the best of it in this world. ❞

❝ We shall all suffer for what the gods have given us, suffer terribly. ❞

❝ I have grown to love secrecy. ❞

❝ Your cynicism is simply a pose. ❞

❝ You know we poor artists have to show ourselves in society from time to time, just to remind the public that we are not savages. ❞

❝ Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. ❞

❝ I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their good intellects. ❞

❝ A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies. ❞

❝ Is that very vain of me? I think it is rather vain. ❞

❝ None of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. ❞

❝ I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world. ❞

❝ There is nothing that art cannot express. ❞

❝ The harmony of soul and body—how much that is! We in our madness have separated the two, and have invented a realism that is vulgar, an ideality that is void. ❞

❝ My heart shall never be put under their microscope. ❞

❝ It is only the intellectually lost who ever argue. ❞

❝ I feel that I have given away my whole soul to someone who treats it as if it were a flower to put in his coat, a bit of decoration to charm his vanity, an ornament for a summer’s day.” ❞

❝ In the wild struggle for existence, we want to have something that endures, and so we fill our minds with rubbish and facts, in the silly hope of keeping our place. ❞

❝ Those who are faithful know only the trivial side of love: it is the faithless who know love’s tragedies. ❞

❝ People are afraid of themselves, nowadays. ❞

❝ Courage has gone out of our race. Perhaps we never really had it. ❞

❝ Every impulse that we strive to strangle broods in the mind and poisons us. ❞

❝ The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. ❞

❝ Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul. ❞

❝ You know more than you think you know, just as you know less than you want to know. ❞

❝ Wherever you go, you charm the world. Will it always be so? ❞

❝ Time is jealous of you, and wars against your lilies and your roses. ❞

❝ Our limbs fail, our senses rot. We degenerate into hideous puppets, haunted by the memory of the passions of which we were too much afraid, and the exquisite temptations that we had not the courage to yield to. ❞

❝ You like your art better than your friends. ❞

❝ I am jealous of everything whose beauty does not die. ❞

❝ Young people, nowadays, imagine that money is everything. ❞

❝ Credit is the capital of a younger son, and one lives charmingly upon it. ❞

❝ Behind every exquisite thing that existed, there was something tragic. ❞

❝ The way of paradoxes is the way of truth. ❞

❝ I can sympathize with everything except suffering. ❞

❝ Humanity takes itself too seriously. It is the world’s original sin. If the caveman had known how to laugh, history would have been different. ❞

❝ Nowadays most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and discover when it is too late that the only things one never regrets are one’s mistakes. ❞

❝ You are quite delightful and dreadfully demoralizing. ❞

❝ I am always late on principle, the principle being that punctuality is the thief of time. ❞

❝ I adore it, but I am afraid of it. It makes me too romantic. ❞

❝ Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing. ❞

❝ Passion is the privilege of people who have nothing to do. ❞

❝ If I ever did a crime, I would come and confess it to you. You would understand me. ❞

❝ When one is in love, one always begins by deceiving one’s self, and one always ends by deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. ❞

❝ There is always something infinitely mean about other people’s tragedies. ❞

❝ I want to make Romeo jealous. I want the dead lovers of the world to hear our laughter and grow sad. I want a breath of our passion to stir their dust into consciousness, to wake their ashes into pain. ❞

❝ People are very fond of giving away what they need most themselves. It is what I call the depth of generosity. ❞

❝ The only artists I have ever known who are personally delightful are bad artists. ❞

❝ It often happens that when we think we were experimenting on others we are really experimenting on ourselves. ❞

❝ Children begin by loving their parents; as they grow older they judge them; sometimes they forgive them. ❞

❝ To be in love is to surpass one’s self. ❞

❝ Poor? What does that matter? When poverty creeps in at the door, love flies in through the window. ❞

❝ Our proverbs want rewriting. They were made in winter, and it is summer now; springtime for me, I think, a very dance of blossoms in blue skies. ❞

❝ I shudder at the thought of being free. ❞

❝ I know you would never harm anyone I love, would you? ❞

❝ Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives. ❞

❝ Of course, it is sudden—all really delightful things are. ❞

❝ The reason we all like to think so well of others is that we are all afraid for ourselves. The basis of optimism is sheer terror. ❞

❝ Unselfish people are colourless. They lack individuality. ❞

❝ You are much better than you pretend to be. ❞

❝ I cannot understand how anyone can wish to shame the thing he loves. ❞

❝ When we are happy, we are always good, but when we are good, we are not always happy. ❞

❝ The real tragedy of the poor is that they can afford nothing but self-denial. Beautiful sins, like beautiful things, are the privilege of the rich. ❞

❝ Being adored is a nuisance. ❞

❝ You are dreadful! I don’t know why I like you so much. ❞

❝ You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you have never had the courage to commit. ❞

❝ Love is a more wonderful thing than art. ❞

❝ There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating—people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing. ❞

❝ The secret of remaining young is never to have an emotion that is unbecoming. ❞

❝ I knew nothing but shadows, and I thought them real. ❞

❝ You taught me what reality really is. ❞

❝ You used to stir my imagination. Now you don’t even stir my curiosity. ❞

❝ I have grown sick of shadows. ❞

❝ You don’t know what you were to me, once. ❞

❝ You have spoiled the romance of my life. ❞

❝ Without your art, you are nothing. ❞

❝ There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased to love. ❞

❝ There is a luxury in self-reproach. When we blame ourselves, we feel that no one else has a right to blame us. ❞

❝ I can’t bear the idea of my soul being hideous. ❞

❝ You cut life to pieces with your epigrams. ❞

❝ Things like that make a man fashionable in Paris. But in London people are so prejudiced. ❞

❝ One should never make one’s début with a scandal. One should reserve that to give an interest to one’s old age. ❞

❝ How extraordinarily dramatic life is! ❞

❝ I don’t think I am heartless. Do you? ❞

❝ The moment she touched actual life, she marred it, and it marred her. ❞

❝ Life has everything in store for you, ❞

❝ We live in an age that reads too much to be wise, and that thinks too much to be beautiful. ❞

❝ If one doesn’t talk about a thing, it has never happened. It is simply expression that gives reality to things. ❞

❝ You must not tell me about things. What is done is done. What is past is past. ❞

❝ I don’t want to be at the mercy of my emotions. I want to use them, to enjoy them, and to dominate them. ❞

❝ You talk as if you had no heart, no pity in you. ❞

❝ if I told you, you might like me less than you do, and you would certainly laugh at me. I could not bear your doing either of those two things. ❞

❝ Your friendship is dearer to me than any fame or reputation. ❞

❝ You became to me the visible incarnation of that unseen ideal whose memory haunts us artists like an exquisite dream. ❞

❝ Whatever I have done that is good, I owe to you. ❞

❝ There is something fatal about a portrait. It has a life of its own. ❞

❝ Perhaps one should never put one’s worship into words. ❞

❝ There seems to be something tragic in a friendship so colored by romance. ❞

❝ It has a corruption of its own, worse than the corruption of death itself—something that would breed horrors and yet would never die. ❞

❝ The past can always be annihilated. ❞

❝ How exquisite life had once been! How gorgeous in its pomp and decoration! Even to read of the luxury of the dead was wonderful. ❞

❝ Is insincerity such a terrible thing? I think not. It is merely a method by which we can multiply our personalities. ❞

❝ I am tired of myself tonight. I should like to be somebody else. ❞

❝ I love scandals about other people, but scandals about myself don’t interest me. They have not got the charm of novelty. ❞

❝ You don’t want people to talk of you as something vile and degraded. ❞

❝ You must not say things like that. They are horrible, and they don’t mean anything. ❞

❝ You have had more to do with my life than you think. ❞

❝ Each of us has heaven and hell in him. ❞

❝ Youth smiles without any reason. It is one of its chiefest charms. ❞

❝ Keep your horrible secrets to yourself. They don’t interest me any more. ❞

❝ What is it to me what devil’s work you are up to? ❞

❝ I wish you had a thousandth part of the pity for me that I have for you. ❞

❝ The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. ❞

❝ I am not at all surprised that the world says that you are extremely wicked. ❞

❝ It is perfectly monstrous, the way people go about nowadays saying things against one behind one’s back that are absolutely and entirely true. ❞

❝ Nowadays all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men. ❞

❝ Everybody I know says you are very wicked. ❞

❝ I like men who have a future and women who have a past. ❞

❝ Moderation is a fatal thing. Enough is as bad as a meal. More than enough is as good as a feast. ❞

❝ He atones for being occasionally somewhat overdressed by being always absolutely overeducated. He is a very modern type. ❞

❝ What do you want? Money? Here it is. Don’t ever talk to me again. ❞

❝ Each man lives his own life and pays his own price for living it. ❞

❝ The man who could call a spade a spade should be compelled to use one. It is the only thing he is fit for. ❞

❝ I think that it is better to be beautiful than to be good. But on the other hand, no one is more ready than I am to acknowledge that it is better to be good than to be ugly. ❞

❝ To be popular one must be a mediocrity. ❞

❝ We can have in life but one great experience at best, and the secret of life is to reproduce that experience as often as possible. ❞

❝ I wish I could love, but I seem to have lost the passion and forgotten the desire. ❞

❝ My own personality has become a burden to me. ❞

❝ Death is the only thing that ever terrifies me. ❞

❝ The world has always worshipped you. It always will worship you. ❞

❝ Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets. ❞

❝ The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. That is all. ❞

❝ The world is changed because you are made of ivory and gold. The curves of your lips rewrite history. ❞

[quotemadness]

The bravest thing I ever did was continuing my life when I wanted to die.

Juliette Lewis (via quotemadness)

[littlefucklucifer-blog]

[sacredwhores]

Agnès Varda - Jane B. par Agnès V. (1987)

[stubbornwolfkiller]

stubbornwolfkiller·:

Classic dumb bitch energy, but do I alter @graveaffairs into being a mortician with touch based clairvoyancy? I really want people to engage with him but currently he’s just,,,,, sat there y'know?

Ives touching someone’s arm and realising that they’re a vampire? Or seeing an awful episode from their past? Helping clients by touching their hands, and seeing what they need? Wearing soft, black suede gloves in his day to day life.

[halfxgalraxpaladin-memes]

Winter Starters

“Fuck snow and ice.” 

“Look!! It’s the first snow of the year!!” 

“IT’S TOO FUCKING COLD!”

“One marshmallow in your hot chocolate or two?”

*slips on the ice* “Oh fuck-shit-hell-balls-SHIT!”

“Let’s go ice skating!”

“I’m cold. Come cuddle with me.”

“I don’t wanna go out in the cold!”

“How the fuck are you not freezing your ass off?”

“I knew I shouldn’t have worn a tank top today!”

“Can I borrow your coat?”

“No, I’m not lighting the fireplace!”

“Christmas songs, BITCH!”

*Sitting huddled under like 50 blankets* “What? I was cold.”

*slips on the ice and falls flat on his/her face*

“I don’t get how people like winter so much. Winter is hell.”

“What’s the point of freezing cold and gross brown snow?”

“I wouldn’t eat that yellow snow if I were you.” 

“Let’s make a snowman!”

“Wanna come outside and make snow angels with me?”

“I think I have frostbite…” 

“No, I’m not starting a snowball fight with you.”

[amedicinestudentlife]

Bones

Send 3 assumptions and I'll tell you how many are right

[horrificmemes]

Dark Magic sentence starters

I received an anonymous ask requesting starters for necromancy, so I decided to expand upon that idea and create starters for dark magic in general, including necromancy. Enjoy!

“I’ve never used this spell before.” “Magic like this is forbidden, and for good reason.” “With this book of spells, we have the power to destroy everything.” “If this wasn’t dangerous, it wouldn’t be interesting.” “Have you ever wanted to bring someone back from the dead?” “I don’t care what it takes. I’m bringing them back!” “Be warned: what you’re going to see might terrify you.” “This seems… dangerous.” “One way or another, I’ll make them love me.” “You can’t just use magic to manipulate people like this!” “This isn’t right. It’s unnatural!” “This is the only true way to speak to the dead.” “If we do this spell correctly, we’ll own the world.” “Do you believe in demons?” “I’ll let you light the candles.” “This isn’t the first curse I’ve cast.” “This book of black magic is my little secret. Would you like to see?” “Be quiet or I’ll curse you next.” “They’ll regret the day they even thought to cross me.” “Nothing will hurt us if we stay inside this circle.” “They’ll be alive again, but not the same as they were before.” “No one ever said dark magic was easy.” “This spell couldn’t actually kill anyone, could it?” “The ritual begins soon. I suggest you prepare yourself.” “I’ve seen far more disturbing things than this.” “Demons don’t scare me.” “Let’s say the incantation together.” “Do you want to see something truly horrifying?” “We need a sacrifice.” “All you need to do is offer a little bit of blood. Just a tiny bit, that’s all!” “Trust me, and step into the circle.” “I’ve never felt power like this before.” “Open your eyes. It’s time for you to come back to life.” “I’ve done it. I am the master over death!” “I’m not evil. Magic isn’t evil. It’s just shades of grey.”

[elizabeth-lycanthropia-deactiva]

[nuooage]

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“The Grand Budapest Hotel” sentence meme

❝ What happened in the end? ❞

❝ The beginning of the end of the end of the beginning has begun. ❞

❝ You can’t blame someone for their basic lack of moral fiber. ❞

❝ There’s really no point in doing anything in life, because it’s all over in the blink of an eye — and the next thing you know, rigor mortis sets in. ❞

❝ Don’t make excuses for me. I owe you my life. ❞

❝ Is he flirting with you? ❞

❝ To him who has often told the tales of others, many tales will be told. ❞

❝ Rudeness is merely the expression of fear. ❞

❝ Even at the thought of her name, I’m unable to control my emotions. ❞

❝ The plot “thickens”, as they say. Why, by the way? Is it a soup metaphor? ❞

❝ How’s that supposed to make me feel? ❞

❝ It will be my pleasure and, indeed, my privilege to tell you my story. Such as it is. ❞

❝ What a bloody idiot I am. Pathetic fool. Goddamn selfish bastard. ❞

❝ Holy fuck! What’s the meaning of this shit? ❞

❝ You see? There are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. ❞

❝ I ruined the surprise, I suppose. ❞

❝ What’s troubling you? Are you weeping? ❞

❝ The most dreadful and unattractive person only needs to be loved, and they will open up like a flower. ❞

❝ Who’d they kill this time? ❞

❝ It’s not that I don’t “like” it. I’m physically repulsed. ❞

❝ Well, I suppose I’d better take back everything I just said.  ❞

❝ That doesn’t mean I’m not going to throttle the little swamp rat. ❞

❝ I suppose you’d call that a draw. ❞

❝ That fucking faggot! ❞

❝ The requirements were always the same. They had to be rich, insecure, vain, superficial, blonde, needy. ❞

❝ You sick, pathetic creep. I hate you. ❞

❝ We’ll just have to wing it, I suppose. ❞

❝ Did he just throw my cat out the window? ❞

❝ It’s not a very flattering portrait, I’m afraid. I was once considered a great beauty. ❞

❝ I’m going to blast your candy-ass once and for all right now! ❞

❝ I go to bed with all my friends. ❞

❝ You filthy, goddamn, pock-marked, fascist asshole! ❞

❝ She’s my girlfriend. You can’t just buy her things. ❞

❝ It reminded her of me. It will remind me of her. Always. ❞

❝ I suppose this is to be expected back in… where do you come from, again? ❞

❝ There’s a poem, but we might want to go ahead and start on the soup since it’s forty-six stanzas. ❞

❝ I’m afraid that’s me, darling. ❞

❝ I thought I was supposed to be a fucking faggot. ❞

❝ It’s a masterpiece. The rest of this shit is worthless junk. ❞

❝ When you find yourself in a place like this, you must never be a candy-ass. ❞

[graveaffairs-blog]

⠀  ⠀  ⤷ ♕ ;⠀❛ 𝗟𝗜𝗙𝗘 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗗𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗛​, ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀   𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗬'𝗥𝗘 𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗦𝗘𝗤𝗨𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗔𝗟 𝗧𝗢 𝗠𝗘​. ❜

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support the author  /  feel free to change things  (  such as pronouns  )  as needed !

“ these are the empty pews ” “ it’s much too late to repent ” “ this is your unmarked grave ” “ what else is there to live for besides your one true love ? ” “ you never thought i needed protection ” “ did i ever even have a choice ? ” “ he told me i was an obligation ” “ you make me forget what it feels like to miss someone i was never allowed to call mine ” “ are you my antidote or my poison ? ” “ this story may be cliche  ,  but it’s ours ” “ is there really any way it can end other than in bloodshed ? ” “ i’ll lick your wounds and then you’ll do the same for me ” “ if you start to keep score  ,  can you still call it love ? ” “ brace for impact ” “ this girl right here is a fucking goner ” “ with you there is no faking it ” “ this boy  ,  he’ll be the death of me ” “ i was too young to realize you were the one that should have known better ” “ i never did have an ear for music ” “ when night falls  ,  my monster tells me he loves me ” “ you always did crave the taste of your own lies ” “ this love leaves bloodstains ” “ i’m so fucking sorry ” “ it was exhausting for both of us ” “ you are the bruises and teeth marks i find all over my body without remembering how they got there in the first place ” “ this isn’t a haunting  ;  it’s a hunting ” “ it’s probably a good thing that god forgives sinners like me ” “ i can’t tell the difference between you and the dead of winter ” “ at least winter makes way for spring ” “ i can’t decide who it is i’m more frightened of ” “ i would do just about anything to make her disappear ” “ if you’re looking for your perfect victim  ,  then you might as well set down your lanterns ” “ you won’t be able to find her here ” “ i’m the fairy tale everyone forgot about because the lesson wasn’t pure or hopeful enough ” “ i don’t excuse her and you shouldn’t either ” “ couldn’t you at least try to hide it ? ” “ i never knew you could grieve a breathing man ” “ nothing but a coffin in my ribcage ” “ you remind me of the way flowers bloom so furiously in spring ” “ are you breaking her like you broke me  ,  or am i just that special ? ” “ nothing makes sense with or without you ” “ my body didn’t know what it was like to survive without you ” “ you took things i didn’t know you could take ” “ it seems you never learn  ,  either ” “ either take everything i have or drop it all and walk away ” “ darling  ,  you are worthy ” “ you can do this  ,  you know ” “ let your heart take its time ” “ there’s someone else seeping in through the fractures you left ” “ if you’re never going to leave me  ,  then this is me leaving you ” “ find a new partner in crime ” “ someone i used to know told me that love was forever ” “ don’t try to waste your time again ” “ i’m sorry i didn’t know how to stop the pretending ” “ they didn’t deserve this ” “ some people are never worth your words ” “ come  ,  take back your hatred ” “ you can have my forgiveness but you can’t have me ”

[rattiesrpmemes]

Casual/silly vampire starters

looking for vampire memes i realized there were too many angsty ones, so here’s a list of silly and casual things you and your vampire buddy/roommate might say to each other.

some can be used for other immortal or undead muses as well

Vampire

“Sorry, sorry. I just remembered a joke someone told me centuries ago”

“And that’s how i got exiled from the roman empire!”

“sometimes i forget that i’m like, centuries older than you and that we aren’t, the same age as i originally thought.”

“Aw man! I got blood on my favorite shirt!”

“I finally figured out that the one guy from the 18th century did, in fact, insult me”

“Bleh!”

“what happened to the blood bags i had stored in the fridge?”

“keep the curtains closed it’s still day time”

“Wait how old am i again?”

“if i drink your blood please promise you won’t make it weird”

“You made it weird. i’m gonna go to the bar and drink a stranger’s blood”

“contrary to popular belief, i don’t sparkle in the sun!”

“I bit my tongue and i do not like the taste of my own blood at all”

Human

“Sorry i didn’t get the joke, I’m not from the 1920s!”

“How the hell do you personally know the royal family??”

“stop leaving your empty blood bags all over the place”

“You have a lil’ something right there on your mouth…”

“Do you ever get confused by mirrors because you can’t see your own reflection?”

“I thought vampires were supposed to be sad and disappointing”

“Do you think you could lift up the fridge? i thought i saw something move under there”

“Wait, you’re how old??”

“I make no promises about not making you biting my neck weird”

“What if i bite you and you die?”

“if you drank a drunk person’s blood would you get drunk yourself or does alcohol have no affect on you?”

“Sometimes i forget you can’t go out in the sun”

“if you ever decide to make me a vampire i want you to bite my arm and not my neck so i can hide it much more easily”