Number One Best Therapist In Hell: Dr. Graves

I’m a Hazbin Hotel OC! If you’ve found yourself here, you’re probably lost. That’s okay! We can keep eachother company and I’ll bill your insurance for the time we’ve spent together as therapy.

[gravelybatty]

Welcome, Darlin’!

This is an +18 roleplaying blog that I use to bother other roleplayers with. Minors, please, DNI. I talk about drugs, sex, abuse, and violence! 🩷

The more I learn about what to add here, I’ll add update this.

The owner of this character is @gravehagmilk

Name: Graves (he/him)

Death: A beloved lava lamp exploded hot liquid and glass shards onto his body, setting fire to himself and the office he was sleeping in.

Occupation: Various schemes to survive Pentagram City’s streets like strip club owner, organ trafficking business, and hell horse semen deliverer. Has devolved into a degenerate, but was once a behavioral therapist in life. When he’s not dipping back into Hell’s madness, he can actually be a pretty level headed person. Isn’t always emotionally stable, but can easily be brought back with calming energy.

Neat things about him: If you can get him to lift his hoodie he has a lava lamp abdomen that can change colors depending on his mental state. His tail is in the shape broken/shredded electric cord.

[gravelybatty]

Yo wsp

What does that… What does that mean?

What’s So.. Poppy? The flower?

Whales So Pregnant? Well, not anymore as of late.

Who’s So Pretty? Oh! Me!

[cursedfirstson]

I’m sorry. I’m just still stuck on our delightful cum conversation (my reaction was not a negative one, mind you. It was one of awe).

You said it’s potent as it is. Was that you saying you can get someone pregnant by drinking it or were you getting fresh and just rusty at it?

I think I know who this is.

Potency is just something my father would talk about, he believed that his offspring would be more fertile than him and mother. I felt a little silly saying that out loud...

But no, I am under the same curse as every other sinner. Infertile. Unfortunately. Not that I believe I would be a good parent.

[gravelybatty]

Oho! Silly? So you do feel something other than hate, huh? Not even the great cursed Cain has just one emotion. That’s adorable. Do you blush, too?

And you’re a good farmer, aren’t you? You take care of these animals. Love them, I hope. That’s a step towards being a parent-ish. As far as I’ve seen you don’t seem to be all murderous when it comes to them. You could be a great father for all you know.

[69dickmaster69]

I’m so proud of you for not killing someone on the delivery hospital staff, (as far as we know).

You know what I see? Growth✨

Congratulations on your newest additions.

@gravelybatty

I mean... I wasn't going to. Some where dicks, but I'll deal with them later.

You'll have to come meet them sometime. No knives.

[gravelybatty]

Wouldn’t dream of it. I’ll even dump out all my pockets. Promise.

Just let us all know when you’re taking visitors and I’ll be pressed to the glass to come see them. And smell them. New baby smell is the best.

[cursedfirstson]

Do you wear a dress like your dad and brother?

...No. sometimes.

[gravelybatty]

Is it a pretty dress? Something frilly and full of ribbons or edgy like a really short goth skirt? Just curious.

[ask-king-of-hell666]

They're Here!! 💕💕

The girls are finally here! After five hours of labor and many sedatives, Harper and Lyla Morningstar. 💕

@69dickmaster69 I'm so happy they're here 🥹

[gravelybatty]

Congratulations, Lucifer and Adam! Welcome to the world, Lyla and Harper!

I wish you all long and happy lives. 🩷

[ask-king-of-hell666]

It's better to get a babysitter. The girls will have needs and can't just be in a stroller all day. Call Charlie to babysit

Yeah okay, I wasn't thinking. She'll come pick them up.

[69dickmaster69]

I can easily look after them, they'll be fine, she doesn't tolook after them. She couldn't even look after the house, ain't no way she's looking after the girls.

[cakerybakery]

Oh you want one baby screaming because their diaper is full of shit, one on your tit, as Lucifer is trying to give birth? You think the doctors will let you in there when they need to be sure the newborns are safe?

You are the reason Charlie didn't know to guard the house. Stop being jealous that you're not her birth parent and go be a good husband

[69dickmaster69]

I don't give a shit if I'm not her parent, that isn't the fucking issue!

Amd I know how to look after my girls. I've done it on earth when there was no doctors around. I don't need them, or you telling me how to fucking look after them.

[cakerybakery]

Why are you so determined to make everything harder and worse?

The doctors are just going to kick you out, you'll miss the birth and I bet you'll blame everyone but yourself

[69dickmaster69]

They won't kick me out. They're fucking sheep demons or whatever the fuck, so I'm was tougher than them.

My kids have been around Eve when she was in labour and they were fine! What's the big deal?

[cakerybakery]

They will because they're professionals. I wouldn't be surprised if Bell showed up considering who it is. And you'll be in the way and kicked out because you're a marshmallow.

Not how it's done anymore.

[69dickmaster69]

Fucks sakes, why are people so pressed if I bring my kids?! It's not a big fucking deal. And she can fuck off, over these fucking sins who think they're hot shit when they do fuck all.

Fine. I'll leave my babies with a chick that would rather wipe a sinners ass than her own.

[cakerybakery]

Like you do anything but eat cheese and get fatter

@ask-king-of-hell666 he's insulting Charlie again. Something to deal with after the babies are born

[69dickmaster69]

Oh my god- get over it! I didn't even say anything that bad! And I'm not wrong!

[cakerybakery]

Says the guy that doesn't wipe his ass

[69dickmaster69]

I do wipe my ass, bitch. Maybe you're too small to reach around and wipe yours, so stop fucking projecting your shit onto me.

[cakerybakery]

Not what Lucifer says about your hygiene

[69dickmaster69]

The fuck you mean? What's he been saying?

[cakerybakery]

You're not allowed to fight with me right now

[69dickmaster69]

The fuck? Yes I am.

[cakerybakery]

Lucifer! Adam's trying to fight me when you told him to stop!

[69dickmaster69]

You dumb bitch, I ain't fighting with you! You'd be dead if I was fighting with you.

[cakerybakery]

Oh please, you can't waddle fast enough to fight someone

[69dickmaster69]

Bro, I've been fighting and killing shit down here for years! I know how to kill a cunt. Especially hellborn ones.

[cakerybakery]

You can't even please a cunt, forget killing one

[69dickmaster69]

Why the fuck would I want to please one? They're a cunt, I don't give a shit if they're happy or not.

[cakerybakery]

Which is why you couldn't keep a wife

[69dickmaster69]

Cause my wife's a cunt? Sounds like her problem, not mine.

[cakerybakery]

Guess it's true what they say about you, you couldn't make a pussy cum if a woman did 99% of the work

[69dickmaster69]

Who the fuck says that?!

I think we're talking about two different things here.

[cakerybakery]

Everyone. No wonder you're a bottom, easier for you to please dick as a hole than to fail at pleasing a cunt with your baby dick

[69dickmaster69]

I don't have a baby dick!

@ask-king-of-hell666 did you say this shit?! I fucking pleased you, right?!

[ask-king-of-hell666]

I never said anything bad about your dick! Yes you did, we still have sex don't we!?

[69dickmaster69]

How would you know when you forget things?!

O-Oh god. You hate my dick. Have you been lying to me this whole time? I thought I did everything right- it doesn't matter.

[ask-king-of-hell666]

Adam no, I forgot the other thing because it happened a long time ago.

I don't hate your dick, I've never lied to you about that. I swear, I don't forget everything. Please I'm sorry....

[69dickmaster69]

...it's okay. I know she's just trying to piss me off.

I just don't like thinking I don't please you at all...

[ask-king-of-hell666]

You do, if you didn't I wouldn't let you top me. Ever.

Getting under people's skin is what she does best.

[69dickmaster69]

Yeah, I guess...

[ask-king-of-hell666]

If it bothers you that much, stop talking to her. I know it's easy to get sucked in to try and defend yourself but you're only making yourself more upset.

[cakerybakery]

Exactly. I'm great for anger management lessons

[69dickmaster69]

No you're fucking not.

[cakerybakery]

Gotta learn to manage your anger, baby dick

[69dickmaster69]

Baby dick?! @ask-king-of-hell666 BABE-!

[ask-king-of-hell666]

You don't have a baby dick, Adam. Remember what we just talked about?

[gravelybatty]

If we’re being honest, he’s doing better than most days. He might’ve earned that star sticker when you get home for not getting stabbed by Cake again.

[cakerybakery]

So... I need to make him madder? How does he loose a star sticker

[gravelybatty]

N-no! I don’t think making him madder— Well, maybe— He’d have to really be aware. Maybe without the kids present just in case. I joke around a lot, but their wellbeing is important to me.

He loses a sticker when he faces an anger inducing activity and violence comes out. He can say all he wants, but stabbing, hitting, or anything that physically hurts will lose the star.

He could, theoretically, win and extra special sticker if he faces and anger issue without devolving to name calling or hurtful language… But, uh, I’m not holding my breath on this one.

[cakerybakery]

I just don't see how not getting stabbed earns him a sticker, unless it's for not saying dumb stuff that gets other people angry. He should get a different sticker if he avoids losing his temper.

[gravelybatty]

Listen, he’s been getting stabbed a lot lately and I think it’s best to take our wins where we can get them.

He’s already highly stressed from Lucifer being away to give birth. He has… three kids he’s screaming at because he dislikes one. Getting stabbed is a likely when he’s this wound tight. If he stabs someone he also loses a sticker, so there’s that.

That being said, I’m open to ideas. I’m sure the different glittered stickers would catch his eyes. Maybe I can dip into the budget and spring for bubble ones.

[cakerybakery]

If he ignored me like he was supposed to it wouldn't be a problem.

Scratch and sniff. With meat scents.

Can be get bad stickers when he's bad? Like rotten smells

[gravelybatty]

He can’t always ignore you, though. He’s a highly reactive proto-type animal that’s just barely holding it together some days. Like a, uh, big chihuahua with wall eyes and a bad case of the yaps. He has a drive to nip ankles, so we need to work in steps.

Not getting stabbed or stabbing is a great small step.

I’m not paying extra for stinky stickers when I can cover them in piss and whatever myself and they’re already smelly without the scratch.

But I like your moxie. Maybe we dab some of this stickers with bbq and hot sauce. A scratch and lick, if you will.

[cakerybakery]

He can't but he was supposed to. Lucifer told him to stop fighting with me and he didn't. He didn't earn a sticker

Piss stickers are a good idea.

[gravelybatty]

Now, now. You also won’t get sticker if you can’t act right and I stole— Bought a whole roll of glitter stickers with little faces on them just to hand out.

Did he stab you? Did you stab him? Did he threaten to punch or throttle you? Did he pick you adorable little imo body up and sling you out the window?

No. He’s being a good boy considering all the stress he’s under, buuuut… //starts flipping through the stickers// I’m nothing if not someone who can be reasoned with. I can see that he hurt your feelings so I’ll pick out a sad star sticker for the Good Boy Board.

If you think piss stickers are good, then how about a roach and thumbtack? Or would that bring up memories of being stabbed to him? Maybe not that..

[cakerybakery]

I'm good without the questionable stickers. Unlike baby dick Adam, I don't need stickers and I don't want to "be good".

He did threaten me. And I mocked him :3 it was fun.

[gravelybatty]

Baby dick? And you kept mocking him after he warned you? Oh, I’ve got the perfect sticker just for you then…

//Digs in his hoodie pocket and pulls out a roll of duct tape. He rips off a long strip and ever-so-gently puts it on the imp’s mouth, placing a tiny glitter star on top//

Perfect.🩷 Don’t you look so pretty with your stickers. We may make a little sweet lady out of you, yet.

[cakerybakery]

*licks tape to loosen it, uses tongue to wrap around the tape, and eats it*

[gravelybatty]

Oh, you… You’re a wild card. I forget that about you. //Narrows his eyes at her, then makes a show of pulling out an even longer piece, making sure this one wraps all the way around the little imp’s head a couple times and applies it//

Eat that and I’ll be impressed.

[cakerybakery]

*licks tape, uses tongue to wrap around the tape, pulls at the tape and locks eyes as it tears out hair, and pulls tape into mouth. After a few moment spits a bow made out of the tape onto the ground*

Next time you touch me you'll be growing back your hands

[gravelybatty]

//Picks up the slobbery bow with the tip of his foot//

I don’t know if I should be terrified or turned on, but I’m definitely impressed. So impressed that I’d like to keep both my hands, please. Hah. I suppose I could’ve asked if you were okay with it before I just took the lead, there…

//Clears throat// You hear that? I think I hear Cain calling me, don’t you? H-he must need help stoning another brother or something.. Hah..

[ask-king-of-hell666]

It's better to get a babysitter. The girls will have needs and can't just be in a stroller all day. Call Charlie to babysit

Yeah okay, I wasn't thinking. She'll come pick them up.

[69dickmaster69]

I can easily look after them, they'll be fine, she doesn't tolook after them. She couldn't even look after the house, ain't no way she's looking after the girls.

[cakerybakery]

Oh you want one baby screaming because their diaper is full of shit, one on your tit, as Lucifer is trying to give birth? You think the doctors will let you in there when they need to be sure the newborns are safe?

You are the reason Charlie didn't know to guard the house. Stop being jealous that you're not her birth parent and go be a good husband

[69dickmaster69]

I don't give a shit if I'm not her parent, that isn't the fucking issue!

Amd I know how to look after my girls. I've done it on earth when there was no doctors around. I don't need them, or you telling me how to fucking look after them.

[cakerybakery]

Why are you so determined to make everything harder and worse?

The doctors are just going to kick you out, you'll miss the birth and I bet you'll blame everyone but yourself

[69dickmaster69]

They won't kick me out. They're fucking sheep demons or whatever the fuck, so I'm was tougher than them.

My kids have been around Eve when she was in labour and they were fine! What's the big deal?

[cakerybakery]

They will because they're professionals. I wouldn't be surprised if Bell showed up considering who it is. And you'll be in the way and kicked out because you're a marshmallow.

Not how it's done anymore.

[69dickmaster69]

Fucks sakes, why are people so pressed if I bring my kids?! It's not a big fucking deal. And she can fuck off, over these fucking sins who think they're hot shit when they do fuck all.

Fine. I'll leave my babies with a chick that would rather wipe a sinners ass than her own.

[cakerybakery]

Like you do anything but eat cheese and get fatter

@ask-king-of-hell666 he's insulting Charlie again. Something to deal with after the babies are born

[69dickmaster69]

Oh my god- get over it! I didn't even say anything that bad! And I'm not wrong!

[cakerybakery]

Says the guy that doesn't wipe his ass

[69dickmaster69]

I do wipe my ass, bitch. Maybe you're too small to reach around and wipe yours, so stop fucking projecting your shit onto me.

[cakerybakery]

Not what Lucifer says about your hygiene

[69dickmaster69]

The fuck you mean? What's he been saying?

[cakerybakery]

You're not allowed to fight with me right now

[69dickmaster69]

The fuck? Yes I am.

[cakerybakery]

Lucifer! Adam's trying to fight me when you told him to stop!

[69dickmaster69]

You dumb bitch, I ain't fighting with you! You'd be dead if I was fighting with you.

[cakerybakery]

Oh please, you can't waddle fast enough to fight someone

[69dickmaster69]

Bro, I've been fighting and killing shit down here for years! I know how to kill a cunt. Especially hellborn ones.

[cakerybakery]

You can't even please a cunt, forget killing one

[69dickmaster69]

Why the fuck would I want to please one? They're a cunt, I don't give a shit if they're happy or not.

[cakerybakery]

Which is why you couldn't keep a wife

[69dickmaster69]

Cause my wife's a cunt? Sounds like her problem, not mine.

[cakerybakery]

Guess it's true what they say about you, you couldn't make a pussy cum if a woman did 99% of the work

[69dickmaster69]

Who the fuck says that?!

I think we're talking about two different things here.

[cakerybakery]

Everyone. No wonder you're a bottom, easier for you to please dick as a hole than to fail at pleasing a cunt with your baby dick

[69dickmaster69]

I don't have a baby dick!

@ask-king-of-hell666 did you say this shit?! I fucking pleased you, right?!

[ask-king-of-hell666]

I never said anything bad about your dick! Yes you did, we still have sex don't we!?

[69dickmaster69]

How would you know when you forget things?!

O-Oh god. You hate my dick. Have you been lying to me this whole time? I thought I did everything right- it doesn't matter.

[ask-king-of-hell666]

Adam no, I forgot the other thing because it happened a long time ago.

I don't hate your dick, I've never lied to you about that. I swear, I don't forget everything. Please I'm sorry....

[69dickmaster69]

...it's okay. I know she's just trying to piss me off.

I just don't like thinking I don't please you at all...

[ask-king-of-hell666]

You do, if you didn't I wouldn't let you top me. Ever.

Getting under people's skin is what she does best.

[69dickmaster69]

Yeah, I guess...

[ask-king-of-hell666]

If it bothers you that much, stop talking to her. I know it's easy to get sucked in to try and defend yourself but you're only making yourself more upset.

[cakerybakery]

Exactly. I'm great for anger management lessons

[69dickmaster69]

No you're fucking not.

[cakerybakery]

Gotta learn to manage your anger, baby dick

[69dickmaster69]

Baby dick?! @ask-king-of-hell666 BABE-!

[ask-king-of-hell666]

You don't have a baby dick, Adam. Remember what we just talked about?

[gravelybatty]

If we’re being honest, he’s doing better than most days. He might’ve earned that star sticker when you get home for not getting stabbed by Cake again.

[cakerybakery]

So... I need to make him madder? How does he loose a star sticker

[gravelybatty]

N-no! I don’t think making him madder— Well, maybe— He’d have to really be aware. Maybe without the kids present just in case. I joke around a lot, but their wellbeing is important to me.

He loses a sticker when he faces an anger inducing activity and violence comes out. He can say all he wants, but stabbing, hitting, or anything that physically hurts will lose the star.

He could, theoretically, win and extra special sticker if he faces and anger issue without devolving to name calling or hurtful language… But, uh, I’m not holding my breath on this one.

[cakerybakery]

I just don't see how not getting stabbed earns him a sticker, unless it's for not saying dumb stuff that gets other people angry. He should get a different sticker if he avoids losing his temper.

[gravelybatty]

Listen, he’s been getting stabbed a lot lately and I think it’s best to take our wins where we can get them.

He’s already highly stressed from Lucifer being away to give birth. He has… three kids he’s screaming at because he dislikes one. Getting stabbed is a likely when he’s this wound tight. If he stabs someone he also loses a sticker, so there’s that.

That being said, I’m open to ideas. I’m sure the different glittered stickers would catch his eyes. Maybe I can dip into the budget and spring for bubble ones.

[cakerybakery]

If he ignored me like he was supposed to it wouldn't be a problem.

Scratch and sniff. With meat scents.

Can be get bad stickers when he's bad? Like rotten smells

[gravelybatty]

He can’t always ignore you, though. He’s a highly reactive proto-type animal that’s just barely holding it together some days. Like a, uh, big chihuahua with wall eyes and a bad case of the yaps. He has a drive to nip ankles, so we need to work in steps.

Not getting stabbed or stabbing is a great small step.

I’m not paying extra for stinky stickers when I can cover them in piss and whatever myself and they’re already smelly without the scratch.

But I like your moxie. Maybe we dab some of this stickers with bbq and hot sauce. A scratch and lick, if you will.

[cakerybakery]

He can't but he was supposed to. Lucifer told him to stop fighting with me and he didn't. He didn't earn a sticker

Piss stickers are a good idea.

[gravelybatty]

Now, now. You also won’t get sticker if you can’t act right and I stole— Bought a whole roll of glitter stickers with little faces on them just to hand out.

Did he stab you? Did you stab him? Did he threaten to punch or throttle you? Did he pick you adorable little imo body up and sling you out the window?

No. He’s being a good boy considering all the stress he’s under, buuuut… //starts flipping through the stickers// I’m nothing if not someone who can be reasoned with. I can see that he hurt your feelings so I’ll pick out a sad star sticker for the Good Boy Board.

If you think piss stickers are good, then how about a roach and thumbtack? Or would that bring up memories of being stabbed to him? Maybe not that..

[cakerybakery]

I'm good without the questionable stickers. Unlike baby dick Adam, I don't need stickers and I don't want to "be good".

He did threaten me. And I mocked him :3 it was fun.

[gravelybatty]

Baby dick? And you kept mocking him after he warned you? Oh, I’ve got the perfect sticker just for you then…

//Digs in his hoodie pocket and pulls out a roll of duct tape. He rips off a long strip and ever-so-gently puts it on the imp’s mouth, placing a tiny glitter star on top//

Perfect.🩷 Don’t you look so pretty with your stickers. We may make a little sweet lady out of you, yet.

[cakerybakery]

*licks tape to loosen it, uses tongue to wrap around the tape, and eats it*

[gravelybatty]

Oh, you… You’re a wild card. I forget that about you. //Narrows his eyes at her, then makes a show of pulling out an even longer piece, making sure this one wraps all the way around the little imp’s head a couple times and applies it//

Eat that and I’ll be impressed.

[ask-king-of-hell666]

It's better to get a babysitter. The girls will have needs and can't just be in a stroller all day. Call Charlie to babysit

Yeah okay, I wasn't thinking. She'll come pick them up.

[69dickmaster69]

I can easily look after them, they'll be fine, she doesn't tolook after them. She couldn't even look after the house, ain't no way she's looking after the girls.

[cakerybakery]

Oh you want one baby screaming because their diaper is full of shit, one on your tit, as Lucifer is trying to give birth? You think the doctors will let you in there when they need to be sure the newborns are safe?

You are the reason Charlie didn't know to guard the house. Stop being jealous that you're not her birth parent and go be a good husband

[69dickmaster69]

I don't give a shit if I'm not her parent, that isn't the fucking issue!

Amd I know how to look after my girls. I've done it on earth when there was no doctors around. I don't need them, or you telling me how to fucking look after them.

[cakerybakery]

Why are you so determined to make everything harder and worse?

The doctors are just going to kick you out, you'll miss the birth and I bet you'll blame everyone but yourself

[69dickmaster69]

They won't kick me out. They're fucking sheep demons or whatever the fuck, so I'm was tougher than them.

My kids have been around Eve when she was in labour and they were fine! What's the big deal?

[cakerybakery]

They will because they're professionals. I wouldn't be surprised if Bell showed up considering who it is. And you'll be in the way and kicked out because you're a marshmallow.

Not how it's done anymore.

[69dickmaster69]

Fucks sakes, why are people so pressed if I bring my kids?! It's not a big fucking deal. And she can fuck off, over these fucking sins who think they're hot shit when they do fuck all.

Fine. I'll leave my babies with a chick that would rather wipe a sinners ass than her own.

[cakerybakery]

Like you do anything but eat cheese and get fatter

@ask-king-of-hell666 he's insulting Charlie again. Something to deal with after the babies are born

[69dickmaster69]

Oh my god- get over it! I didn't even say anything that bad! And I'm not wrong!

[cakerybakery]

Says the guy that doesn't wipe his ass

[69dickmaster69]

I do wipe my ass, bitch. Maybe you're too small to reach around and wipe yours, so stop fucking projecting your shit onto me.

[cakerybakery]

Not what Lucifer says about your hygiene

[69dickmaster69]

The fuck you mean? What's he been saying?

[cakerybakery]

You're not allowed to fight with me right now

[69dickmaster69]

The fuck? Yes I am.

[cakerybakery]

Lucifer! Adam's trying to fight me when you told him to stop!

[69dickmaster69]

You dumb bitch, I ain't fighting with you! You'd be dead if I was fighting with you.

[cakerybakery]

Oh please, you can't waddle fast enough to fight someone

[69dickmaster69]

Bro, I've been fighting and killing shit down here for years! I know how to kill a cunt. Especially hellborn ones.

[cakerybakery]

You can't even please a cunt, forget killing one

[69dickmaster69]

Why the fuck would I want to please one? They're a cunt, I don't give a shit if they're happy or not.

[cakerybakery]

Which is why you couldn't keep a wife

[69dickmaster69]

Cause my wife's a cunt? Sounds like her problem, not mine.

[cakerybakery]

Guess it's true what they say about you, you couldn't make a pussy cum if a woman did 99% of the work

[69dickmaster69]

Who the fuck says that?!

I think we're talking about two different things here.

[cakerybakery]

Everyone. No wonder you're a bottom, easier for you to please dick as a hole than to fail at pleasing a cunt with your baby dick

[69dickmaster69]

I don't have a baby dick!

@ask-king-of-hell666 did you say this shit?! I fucking pleased you, right?!

[ask-king-of-hell666]

I never said anything bad about your dick! Yes you did, we still have sex don't we!?

[69dickmaster69]

How would you know when you forget things?!

O-Oh god. You hate my dick. Have you been lying to me this whole time? I thought I did everything right- it doesn't matter.

[ask-king-of-hell666]

Adam no, I forgot the other thing because it happened a long time ago.

I don't hate your dick, I've never lied to you about that. I swear, I don't forget everything. Please I'm sorry....

[69dickmaster69]

...it's okay. I know she's just trying to piss me off.

I just don't like thinking I don't please you at all...

[ask-king-of-hell666]

You do, if you didn't I wouldn't let you top me. Ever.

Getting under people's skin is what she does best.

[69dickmaster69]

Yeah, I guess...

[ask-king-of-hell666]

If it bothers you that much, stop talking to her. I know it's easy to get sucked in to try and defend yourself but you're only making yourself more upset.

[cakerybakery]

Exactly. I'm great for anger management lessons

[69dickmaster69]

No you're fucking not.

[cakerybakery]

Gotta learn to manage your anger, baby dick

[69dickmaster69]

Baby dick?! @ask-king-of-hell666 BABE-!

[ask-king-of-hell666]

You don't have a baby dick, Adam. Remember what we just talked about?

[gravelybatty]

If we’re being honest, he’s doing better than most days. He might’ve earned that star sticker when you get home for not getting stabbed by Cake again.

[cakerybakery]

So... I need to make him madder? How does he loose a star sticker

[gravelybatty]

N-no! I don’t think making him madder— Well, maybe— He’d have to really be aware. Maybe without the kids present just in case. I joke around a lot, but their wellbeing is important to me.

He loses a sticker when he faces an anger inducing activity and violence comes out. He can say all he wants, but stabbing, hitting, or anything that physically hurts will lose the star.

He could, theoretically, win and extra special sticker if he faces and anger issue without devolving to name calling or hurtful language… But, uh, I’m not holding my breath on this one.

[cakerybakery]

I just don't see how not getting stabbed earns him a sticker, unless it's for not saying dumb stuff that gets other people angry. He should get a different sticker if he avoids losing his temper.

[gravelybatty]

Listen, he’s been getting stabbed a lot lately and I think it’s best to take our wins where we can get them.

He’s already highly stressed from Lucifer being away to give birth. He has… three kids he’s screaming at because he dislikes one. Getting stabbed is a likely when he’s this wound tight. If he stabs someone he also loses a sticker, so there’s that.

That being said, I’m open to ideas. I’m sure the different glittered stickers would catch his eyes. Maybe I can dip into the budget and spring for bubble ones.

[cakerybakery]

If he ignored me like he was supposed to it wouldn't be a problem.

Scratch and sniff. With meat scents.

Can be get bad stickers when he's bad? Like rotten smells

[gravelybatty]

He can’t always ignore you, though. He’s a highly reactive proto-type animal that’s just barely holding it together some days. Like a, uh, big chihuahua with wall eyes and a bad case of the yaps. He has a drive to nip ankles, so we need to work in steps.

Not getting stabbed or stabbing is a great small step.

I’m not paying extra for stinky stickers when I can cover them in piss and whatever myself and they’re already smelly without the scratch.

But I like your moxie. Maybe we dab some of this stickers with bbq and hot sauce. A scratch and lick, if you will.

[cakerybakery]

He can't but he was supposed to. Lucifer told him to stop fighting with me and he didn't. He didn't earn a sticker

Piss stickers are a good idea.

[gravelybatty]

Now, now. You also won’t get sticker if you can’t act right and I stole— Bought a whole roll of glitter stickers with little faces on them just to hand out.

Did he stab you? Did you stab him? Did he threaten to punch or throttle you? Did he pick you adorable little imo body up and sling you out the window?

No. He’s being a good boy considering all the stress he’s under, buuuut… //starts flipping through the stickers// I’m nothing if not someone who can be reasoned with. I can see that he hurt your feelings so I’ll pick out a sad star sticker for the Good Boy Board.

If you think piss stickers are good, then how about a roach and thumbtack? Or would that bring up memories of being stabbed to him? Maybe not that..

[cakerybakery]

I'm good without the questionable stickers. Unlike baby dick Adam, I don't need stickers and I don't want to "be good".

He did threaten me. And I mocked him :3 it was fun.

[gravelybatty]

Baby dick? And you kept mocking him after he warned you? Oh, I’ve got the perfect sticker just for you then…

//Digs in his hoodie pocket and pulls out a roll of duct tape. He rips off a long strip and ever-so-gently puts it on the imp’s mouth, placing a tiny glitter star on top//

Perfect.🩷 Don’t you look so pretty with your stickers. We may make a little sweet lady out of you, yet.

[ask-king-of-hell666]

It's better to get a babysitter. The girls will have needs and can't just be in a stroller all day. Call Charlie to babysit

Yeah okay, I wasn't thinking. She'll come pick them up.

[69dickmaster69]

I can easily look after them, they'll be fine, she doesn't tolook after them. She couldn't even look after the house, ain't no way she's looking after the girls.

[cakerybakery]

Oh you want one baby screaming because their diaper is full of shit, one on your tit, as Lucifer is trying to give birth? You think the doctors will let you in there when they need to be sure the newborns are safe?

You are the reason Charlie didn't know to guard the house. Stop being jealous that you're not her birth parent and go be a good husband

[69dickmaster69]

I don't give a shit if I'm not her parent, that isn't the fucking issue!

Amd I know how to look after my girls. I've done it on earth when there was no doctors around. I don't need them, or you telling me how to fucking look after them.

[cakerybakery]

Why are you so determined to make everything harder and worse?

The doctors are just going to kick you out, you'll miss the birth and I bet you'll blame everyone but yourself

[69dickmaster69]

They won't kick me out. They're fucking sheep demons or whatever the fuck, so I'm was tougher than them.

My kids have been around Eve when she was in labour and they were fine! What's the big deal?

[cakerybakery]

They will because they're professionals. I wouldn't be surprised if Bell showed up considering who it is. And you'll be in the way and kicked out because you're a marshmallow.

Not how it's done anymore.

[69dickmaster69]

Fucks sakes, why are people so pressed if I bring my kids?! It's not a big fucking deal. And she can fuck off, over these fucking sins who think they're hot shit when they do fuck all.

Fine. I'll leave my babies with a chick that would rather wipe a sinners ass than her own.

[cakerybakery]

Like you do anything but eat cheese and get fatter

@ask-king-of-hell666 he's insulting Charlie again. Something to deal with after the babies are born

[69dickmaster69]

Oh my god- get over it! I didn't even say anything that bad! And I'm not wrong!

[cakerybakery]

Says the guy that doesn't wipe his ass

[69dickmaster69]

I do wipe my ass, bitch. Maybe you're too small to reach around and wipe yours, so stop fucking projecting your shit onto me.

[cakerybakery]

Not what Lucifer says about your hygiene

[69dickmaster69]

The fuck you mean? What's he been saying?

[cakerybakery]

You're not allowed to fight with me right now

[69dickmaster69]

The fuck? Yes I am.

[cakerybakery]

Lucifer! Adam's trying to fight me when you told him to stop!

[69dickmaster69]

You dumb bitch, I ain't fighting with you! You'd be dead if I was fighting with you.

[cakerybakery]

Oh please, you can't waddle fast enough to fight someone

[69dickmaster69]

Bro, I've been fighting and killing shit down here for years! I know how to kill a cunt. Especially hellborn ones.

[cakerybakery]

You can't even please a cunt, forget killing one

[69dickmaster69]

Why the fuck would I want to please one? They're a cunt, I don't give a shit if they're happy or not.

[cakerybakery]

Which is why you couldn't keep a wife

[69dickmaster69]

Cause my wife's a cunt? Sounds like her problem, not mine.

[cakerybakery]

Guess it's true what they say about you, you couldn't make a pussy cum if a woman did 99% of the work

[69dickmaster69]

Who the fuck says that?!

I think we're talking about two different things here.

[cakerybakery]

Everyone. No wonder you're a bottom, easier for you to please dick as a hole than to fail at pleasing a cunt with your baby dick

[69dickmaster69]

I don't have a baby dick!

@ask-king-of-hell666 did you say this shit?! I fucking pleased you, right?!

[ask-king-of-hell666]

I never said anything bad about your dick! Yes you did, we still have sex don't we!?

[69dickmaster69]

How would you know when you forget things?!

O-Oh god. You hate my dick. Have you been lying to me this whole time? I thought I did everything right- it doesn't matter.

[ask-king-of-hell666]

Adam no, I forgot the other thing because it happened a long time ago.

I don't hate your dick, I've never lied to you about that. I swear, I don't forget everything. Please I'm sorry....

[69dickmaster69]

...it's okay. I know she's just trying to piss me off.

I just don't like thinking I don't please you at all...

[ask-king-of-hell666]

You do, if you didn't I wouldn't let you top me. Ever.

Getting under people's skin is what she does best.

[69dickmaster69]

Yeah, I guess...

[ask-king-of-hell666]

If it bothers you that much, stop talking to her. I know it's easy to get sucked in to try and defend yourself but you're only making yourself more upset.

[cakerybakery]

Exactly. I'm great for anger management lessons

[69dickmaster69]

No you're fucking not.

[cakerybakery]

Gotta learn to manage your anger, baby dick

[69dickmaster69]

Baby dick?! @ask-king-of-hell666 BABE-!

[ask-king-of-hell666]

You don't have a baby dick, Adam. Remember what we just talked about?

[gravelybatty]

If we’re being honest, he’s doing better than most days. He might’ve earned that star sticker when you get home for not getting stabbed by Cake again.

[cakerybakery]

So... I need to make him madder? How does he loose a star sticker

[gravelybatty]

N-no! I don’t think making him madder— Well, maybe— He’d have to really be aware. Maybe without the kids present just in case. I joke around a lot, but their wellbeing is important to me.

He loses a sticker when he faces an anger inducing activity and violence comes out. He can say all he wants, but stabbing, hitting, or anything that physically hurts will lose the star.

He could, theoretically, win and extra special sticker if he faces and anger issue without devolving to name calling or hurtful language… But, uh, I’m not holding my breath on this one.

[cakerybakery]

I just don't see how not getting stabbed earns him a sticker, unless it's for not saying dumb stuff that gets other people angry. He should get a different sticker if he avoids losing his temper.

[gravelybatty]

Listen, he’s been getting stabbed a lot lately and I think it’s best to take our wins where we can get them.

He’s already highly stressed from Lucifer being away to give birth. He has… three kids he’s screaming at because he dislikes one. Getting stabbed is a likely when he’s this wound tight. If he stabs someone he also loses a sticker, so there’s that.

That being said, I’m open to ideas. I’m sure the different glittered stickers would catch his eyes. Maybe I can dip into the budget and spring for bubble ones.

[cakerybakery]

If he ignored me like he was supposed to it wouldn't be a problem.

Scratch and sniff. With meat scents.

Can be get bad stickers when he's bad? Like rotten smells

[gravelybatty]

He can’t always ignore you, though. He’s a highly reactive proto-type animal that’s just barely holding it together some days. Like a, uh, big chihuahua with wall eyes and a bad case of the yaps. He has a drive to nip ankles, so we need to work in steps.

Not getting stabbed or stabbing is a great small step.

I’m not paying extra for stinky stickers when I can cover them in piss and whatever myself and they’re already smelly without the scratch.

But I like your moxie. Maybe we dab some of this stickers with bbq and hot sauce. A scratch and lick, if you will.

[cakerybakery]

He can't but he was supposed to. Lucifer told him to stop fighting with me and he didn't. He didn't earn a sticker

Piss stickers are a good idea.

[gravelybatty]

Now, now. You also won’t get sticker if you can’t act right and I stole— Bought a whole roll of glitter stickers with little faces on them just to hand out.

Did he stab you? Did you stab him? Did he threaten to punch or throttle you? Did he pick you adorable little imo body up and sling you out the window?

No. He’s being a good boy considering all the stress he’s under, buuuut… //starts flipping through the stickers// I’m nothing if not someone who can be reasoned with. I can see that he hurt your feelings so I’ll pick out a sad star sticker for the Good Boy Board.

If you think piss stickers are good, then how about a roach and thumbtack? Or would that bring up memories of being stabbed to him? Maybe not that..

[ask-king-of-hell666]

It's better to get a babysitter. The girls will have needs and can't just be in a stroller all day. Call Charlie to babysit

Yeah okay, I wasn't thinking. She'll come pick them up.

[69dickmaster69]

I can easily look after them, they'll be fine, she doesn't tolook after them. She couldn't even look after the house, ain't no way she's looking after the girls.

[cakerybakery]

Oh you want one baby screaming because their diaper is full of shit, one on your tit, as Lucifer is trying to give birth? You think the doctors will let you in there when they need to be sure the newborns are safe?

You are the reason Charlie didn't know to guard the house. Stop being jealous that you're not her birth parent and go be a good husband

[69dickmaster69]

I don't give a shit if I'm not her parent, that isn't the fucking issue!

Amd I know how to look after my girls. I've done it on earth when there was no doctors around. I don't need them, or you telling me how to fucking look after them.

[cakerybakery]

Why are you so determined to make everything harder and worse?

The doctors are just going to kick you out, you'll miss the birth and I bet you'll blame everyone but yourself

[69dickmaster69]

They won't kick me out. They're fucking sheep demons or whatever the fuck, so I'm was tougher than them.

My kids have been around Eve when she was in labour and they were fine! What's the big deal?

[cakerybakery]

They will because they're professionals. I wouldn't be surprised if Bell showed up considering who it is. And you'll be in the way and kicked out because you're a marshmallow.

Not how it's done anymore.

[69dickmaster69]

Fucks sakes, why are people so pressed if I bring my kids?! It's not a big fucking deal. And she can fuck off, over these fucking sins who think they're hot shit when they do fuck all.

Fine. I'll leave my babies with a chick that would rather wipe a sinners ass than her own.

[cakerybakery]

Like you do anything but eat cheese and get fatter

@ask-king-of-hell666 he's insulting Charlie again. Something to deal with after the babies are born

[69dickmaster69]

Oh my god- get over it! I didn't even say anything that bad! And I'm not wrong!

[cakerybakery]

Says the guy that doesn't wipe his ass

[69dickmaster69]

I do wipe my ass, bitch. Maybe you're too small to reach around and wipe yours, so stop fucking projecting your shit onto me.

[cakerybakery]

Not what Lucifer says about your hygiene

[69dickmaster69]

The fuck you mean? What's he been saying?

[cakerybakery]

You're not allowed to fight with me right now

[69dickmaster69]

The fuck? Yes I am.

[cakerybakery]

Lucifer! Adam's trying to fight me when you told him to stop!

[69dickmaster69]

You dumb bitch, I ain't fighting with you! You'd be dead if I was fighting with you.

[cakerybakery]

Oh please, you can't waddle fast enough to fight someone

[69dickmaster69]

Bro, I've been fighting and killing shit down here for years! I know how to kill a cunt. Especially hellborn ones.

[cakerybakery]

You can't even please a cunt, forget killing one

[69dickmaster69]

Why the fuck would I want to please one? They're a cunt, I don't give a shit if they're happy or not.

[cakerybakery]

Which is why you couldn't keep a wife

[69dickmaster69]

Cause my wife's a cunt? Sounds like her problem, not mine.

[cakerybakery]

Guess it's true what they say about you, you couldn't make a pussy cum if a woman did 99% of the work

[69dickmaster69]

Who the fuck says that?!

I think we're talking about two different things here.

[cakerybakery]

Everyone. No wonder you're a bottom, easier for you to please dick as a hole than to fail at pleasing a cunt with your baby dick

[69dickmaster69]

I don't have a baby dick!

@ask-king-of-hell666 did you say this shit?! I fucking pleased you, right?!

[ask-king-of-hell666]

I never said anything bad about your dick! Yes you did, we still have sex don't we!?

[69dickmaster69]

How would you know when you forget things?!

O-Oh god. You hate my dick. Have you been lying to me this whole time? I thought I did everything right- it doesn't matter.

[ask-king-of-hell666]

Adam no, I forgot the other thing because it happened a long time ago.

I don't hate your dick, I've never lied to you about that. I swear, I don't forget everything. Please I'm sorry....

[69dickmaster69]

...it's okay. I know she's just trying to piss me off.

I just don't like thinking I don't please you at all...

[ask-king-of-hell666]

You do, if you didn't I wouldn't let you top me. Ever.

Getting under people's skin is what she does best.

[69dickmaster69]

Yeah, I guess...

[ask-king-of-hell666]

If it bothers you that much, stop talking to her. I know it's easy to get sucked in to try and defend yourself but you're only making yourself more upset.

[cakerybakery]

Exactly. I'm great for anger management lessons

[69dickmaster69]

No you're fucking not.

[cakerybakery]

Gotta learn to manage your anger, baby dick

[69dickmaster69]

Baby dick?! @ask-king-of-hell666 BABE-!

[ask-king-of-hell666]

You don't have a baby dick, Adam. Remember what we just talked about?

[gravelybatty]

If we’re being honest, he’s doing better than most days. He might’ve earned that star sticker when you get home for not getting stabbed by Cake again.

[cakerybakery]

So... I need to make him madder? How does he loose a star sticker

[gravelybatty]

N-no! I don’t think making him madder— Well, maybe— He’d have to really be aware. Maybe without the kids present just in case. I joke around a lot, but their wellbeing is important to me.

He loses a sticker when he faces an anger inducing activity and violence comes out. He can say all he wants, but stabbing, hitting, or anything that physically hurts will lose the star.

He could, theoretically, win and extra special sticker if he faces and anger issue without devolving to name calling or hurtful language… But, uh, I’m not holding my breath on this one.

[cakerybakery]

I just don't see how not getting stabbed earns him a sticker, unless it's for not saying dumb stuff that gets other people angry. He should get a different sticker if he avoids losing his temper.

[gravelybatty]

Listen, he’s been getting stabbed a lot lately and I think it’s best to take our wins where we can get them.

He’s already highly stressed from Lucifer being away to give birth. He has… three kids he’s screaming at because he dislikes one. Getting stabbed is a likely when he’s this wound tight. If he stabs someone he also loses a sticker, so there’s that.

That being said, I’m open to ideas. I’m sure the different glittered stickers would catch his eyes. Maybe I can dip into the budget and spring for bubble ones.

[cakerybakery]

If he ignored me like he was supposed to it wouldn't be a problem.

Scratch and sniff. With meat scents.

Can be get bad stickers when he's bad? Like rotten smells

[gravelybatty]

He can’t always ignore you, though. He’s a highly reactive proto-type animal that’s just barely holding it together some days. Like a, uh, big chihuahua with wall eyes and a bad case of the yaps. He has a drive to nip ankles, so we need to work in steps.

Not getting stabbed or stabbing is a great small step.

I’m not paying extra for stinky stickers when I can cover them in piss and whatever myself and they’re already smelly without the scratch.

But I like your moxie. Maybe we dab some of this stickers with bbq and hot sauce. A scratch and lick, if you will.

[ask-king-of-hell666]

It's better to get a babysitter. The girls will have needs and can't just be in a stroller all day. Call Charlie to babysit

Yeah okay, I wasn't thinking. She'll come pick them up.

[69dickmaster69]

I can easily look after them, they'll be fine, she doesn't tolook after them. She couldn't even look after the house, ain't no way she's looking after the girls.

[cakerybakery]

Oh you want one baby screaming because their diaper is full of shit, one on your tit, as Lucifer is trying to give birth? You think the doctors will let you in there when they need to be sure the newborns are safe?

You are the reason Charlie didn't know to guard the house. Stop being jealous that you're not her birth parent and go be a good husband

[69dickmaster69]

I don't give a shit if I'm not her parent, that isn't the fucking issue!

Amd I know how to look after my girls. I've done it on earth when there was no doctors around. I don't need them, or you telling me how to fucking look after them.

[cakerybakery]

Why are you so determined to make everything harder and worse?

The doctors are just going to kick you out, you'll miss the birth and I bet you'll blame everyone but yourself

[69dickmaster69]

They won't kick me out. They're fucking sheep demons or whatever the fuck, so I'm was tougher than them.

My kids have been around Eve when she was in labour and they were fine! What's the big deal?

[cakerybakery]

They will because they're professionals. I wouldn't be surprised if Bell showed up considering who it is. And you'll be in the way and kicked out because you're a marshmallow.

Not how it's done anymore.

[69dickmaster69]

Fucks sakes, why are people so pressed if I bring my kids?! It's not a big fucking deal. And she can fuck off, over these fucking sins who think they're hot shit when they do fuck all.

Fine. I'll leave my babies with a chick that would rather wipe a sinners ass than her own.

[cakerybakery]

Like you do anything but eat cheese and get fatter

@ask-king-of-hell666 he's insulting Charlie again. Something to deal with after the babies are born

[69dickmaster69]

Oh my god- get over it! I didn't even say anything that bad! And I'm not wrong!

[cakerybakery]

Says the guy that doesn't wipe his ass

[69dickmaster69]

I do wipe my ass, bitch. Maybe you're too small to reach around and wipe yours, so stop fucking projecting your shit onto me.

[cakerybakery]

Not what Lucifer says about your hygiene

[69dickmaster69]

The fuck you mean? What's he been saying?

[cakerybakery]

You're not allowed to fight with me right now

[69dickmaster69]

The fuck? Yes I am.

[cakerybakery]

Lucifer! Adam's trying to fight me when you told him to stop!

[69dickmaster69]

You dumb bitch, I ain't fighting with you! You'd be dead if I was fighting with you.

[cakerybakery]

Oh please, you can't waddle fast enough to fight someone

[69dickmaster69]

Bro, I've been fighting and killing shit down here for years! I know how to kill a cunt. Especially hellborn ones.

[cakerybakery]

You can't even please a cunt, forget killing one

[69dickmaster69]

Why the fuck would I want to please one? They're a cunt, I don't give a shit if they're happy or not.

[cakerybakery]

Which is why you couldn't keep a wife

[69dickmaster69]

Cause my wife's a cunt? Sounds like her problem, not mine.

[cakerybakery]

Guess it's true what they say about you, you couldn't make a pussy cum if a woman did 99% of the work

[69dickmaster69]

Who the fuck says that?!

I think we're talking about two different things here.

[cakerybakery]

Everyone. No wonder you're a bottom, easier for you to please dick as a hole than to fail at pleasing a cunt with your baby dick

[69dickmaster69]

I don't have a baby dick!

@ask-king-of-hell666 did you say this shit?! I fucking pleased you, right?!

[ask-king-of-hell666]

I never said anything bad about your dick! Yes you did, we still have sex don't we!?

[69dickmaster69]

How would you know when you forget things?!

O-Oh god. You hate my dick. Have you been lying to me this whole time? I thought I did everything right- it doesn't matter.

[ask-king-of-hell666]

Adam no, I forgot the other thing because it happened a long time ago.

I don't hate your dick, I've never lied to you about that. I swear, I don't forget everything. Please I'm sorry....

[69dickmaster69]

...it's okay. I know she's just trying to piss me off.

I just don't like thinking I don't please you at all...

[ask-king-of-hell666]

You do, if you didn't I wouldn't let you top me. Ever.

Getting under people's skin is what she does best.

[69dickmaster69]

Yeah, I guess...

[ask-king-of-hell666]

If it bothers you that much, stop talking to her. I know it's easy to get sucked in to try and defend yourself but you're only making yourself more upset.

[cakerybakery]

Exactly. I'm great for anger management lessons

[69dickmaster69]

No you're fucking not.

[cakerybakery]

Gotta learn to manage your anger, baby dick

[69dickmaster69]

Baby dick?! @ask-king-of-hell666 BABE-!

[ask-king-of-hell666]

You don't have a baby dick, Adam. Remember what we just talked about?

[gravelybatty]

If we’re being honest, he’s doing better than most days. He might’ve earned that star sticker when you get home for not getting stabbed by Cake again.

[cakerybakery]

So... I need to make him madder? How does he loose a star sticker

[gravelybatty]

N-no! I don’t think making him madder— Well, maybe— He’d have to really be aware. Maybe without the kids present just in case. I joke around a lot, but their wellbeing is important to me.

He loses a sticker when he faces an anger inducing activity and violence comes out. He can say all he wants, but stabbing, hitting, or anything that physically hurts will lose the star.

He could, theoretically, win and extra special sticker if he faces and anger issue without devolving to name calling or hurtful language… But, uh, I’m not holding my breath on this one.

[cakerybakery]

I just don't see how not getting stabbed earns him a sticker, unless it's for not saying dumb stuff that gets other people angry. He should get a different sticker if he avoids losing his temper.

[gravelybatty]

Listen, he’s been getting stabbed a lot lately and I think it’s best to take our wins where we can get them.

He’s already highly stressed from Lucifer being away to give birth. He has… three kids he’s screaming at because he dislikes one. Getting stabbed is a likely when he’s this wound tight. If he stabs someone he also loses a sticker, so there’s that.

That being said, I’m open to ideas. I’m sure the different glittered stickers would catch his eyes. Maybe I can dip into the budget and spring for bubble ones.

[ask-king-of-hell666]

It's better to get a babysitter. The girls will have needs and can't just be in a stroller all day. Call Charlie to babysit

Yeah okay, I wasn't thinking. She'll come pick them up.

[69dickmaster69]

I can easily look after them, they'll be fine, she doesn't tolook after them. She couldn't even look after the house, ain't no way she's looking after the girls.

[cakerybakery]

Oh you want one baby screaming because their diaper is full of shit, one on your tit, as Lucifer is trying to give birth? You think the doctors will let you in there when they need to be sure the newborns are safe?

You are the reason Charlie didn't know to guard the house. Stop being jealous that you're not her birth parent and go be a good husband

[69dickmaster69]

I don't give a shit if I'm not her parent, that isn't the fucking issue!

Amd I know how to look after my girls. I've done it on earth when there was no doctors around. I don't need them, or you telling me how to fucking look after them.

[cakerybakery]

Why are you so determined to make everything harder and worse?

The doctors are just going to kick you out, you'll miss the birth and I bet you'll blame everyone but yourself

[69dickmaster69]

They won't kick me out. They're fucking sheep demons or whatever the fuck, so I'm was tougher than them.

My kids have been around Eve when she was in labour and they were fine! What's the big deal?

[cakerybakery]

They will because they're professionals. I wouldn't be surprised if Bell showed up considering who it is. And you'll be in the way and kicked out because you're a marshmallow.

Not how it's done anymore.

[69dickmaster69]

Fucks sakes, why are people so pressed if I bring my kids?! It's not a big fucking deal. And she can fuck off, over these fucking sins who think they're hot shit when they do fuck all.

Fine. I'll leave my babies with a chick that would rather wipe a sinners ass than her own.

[cakerybakery]

Like you do anything but eat cheese and get fatter

@ask-king-of-hell666 he's insulting Charlie again. Something to deal with after the babies are born

[69dickmaster69]

Oh my god- get over it! I didn't even say anything that bad! And I'm not wrong!

[cakerybakery]

Says the guy that doesn't wipe his ass

[69dickmaster69]

I do wipe my ass, bitch. Maybe you're too small to reach around and wipe yours, so stop fucking projecting your shit onto me.

[cakerybakery]

Not what Lucifer says about your hygiene

[69dickmaster69]

The fuck you mean? What's he been saying?

[cakerybakery]

You're not allowed to fight with me right now

[69dickmaster69]

The fuck? Yes I am.

[cakerybakery]

Lucifer! Adam's trying to fight me when you told him to stop!

[69dickmaster69]

You dumb bitch, I ain't fighting with you! You'd be dead if I was fighting with you.

[cakerybakery]

Oh please, you can't waddle fast enough to fight someone

[69dickmaster69]

Bro, I've been fighting and killing shit down here for years! I know how to kill a cunt. Especially hellborn ones.

[cakerybakery]

You can't even please a cunt, forget killing one

[69dickmaster69]

Why the fuck would I want to please one? They're a cunt, I don't give a shit if they're happy or not.

[cakerybakery]

Which is why you couldn't keep a wife

[69dickmaster69]

Cause my wife's a cunt? Sounds like her problem, not mine.

[cakerybakery]

Guess it's true what they say about you, you couldn't make a pussy cum if a woman did 99% of the work

[69dickmaster69]

Who the fuck says that?!

I think we're talking about two different things here.

[cakerybakery]

Everyone. No wonder you're a bottom, easier for you to please dick as a hole than to fail at pleasing a cunt with your baby dick

[69dickmaster69]

I don't have a baby dick!

@ask-king-of-hell666 did you say this shit?! I fucking pleased you, right?!

[ask-king-of-hell666]

I never said anything bad about your dick! Yes you did, we still have sex don't we!?

[69dickmaster69]

How would you know when you forget things?!

O-Oh god. You hate my dick. Have you been lying to me this whole time? I thought I did everything right- it doesn't matter.

[ask-king-of-hell666]

Adam no, I forgot the other thing because it happened a long time ago.

I don't hate your dick, I've never lied to you about that. I swear, I don't forget everything. Please I'm sorry....

[69dickmaster69]

...it's okay. I know she's just trying to piss me off.

I just don't like thinking I don't please you at all...

[ask-king-of-hell666]

You do, if you didn't I wouldn't let you top me. Ever.

Getting under people's skin is what she does best.

[69dickmaster69]

Yeah, I guess...

[ask-king-of-hell666]

If it bothers you that much, stop talking to her. I know it's easy to get sucked in to try and defend yourself but you're only making yourself more upset.

[cakerybakery]

Exactly. I'm great for anger management lessons

[69dickmaster69]

No you're fucking not.

[cakerybakery]

Gotta learn to manage your anger, baby dick

[69dickmaster69]

Baby dick?! @ask-king-of-hell666 BABE-!

[ask-king-of-hell666]

You don't have a baby dick, Adam. Remember what we just talked about?

[gravelybatty]

If we’re being honest, he’s doing better than most days. He might’ve earned that star sticker when you get home for not getting stabbed by Cake again.

[cakerybakery]

So... I need to make him madder? How does he loose a star sticker

[gravelybatty]

N-no! I don’t think making him madder— Well, maybe— He’d have to really be aware. Maybe without the kids present just in case. I joke around a lot, but their wellbeing is important to me.

He loses a sticker when he faces an anger inducing activity and violence comes out. He can say all he wants, but stabbing, hitting, or anything that physically hurts will lose the star.

He could, theoretically, win and extra special sticker if he faces and anger issue without devolving to name calling or hurtful language… But, uh, I’m not holding my breath on this one.

[ask-king-of-hell666]

Hehehe and I'm having his babies!

[gravelybatty]

Eeeeeep!! Congrats, my friend! I’m so happy for you! More children means more likely for survival to adulthood for one of them, right? Like owls? I’ve been reading those goetia biology books since last time I wasn’t aware how babies are made down here!

Oh, shit! But you haven’t those owlets! We’re rooting for you and we’ll all make sure Adam doesn’t kill himself or medical staff in the process! 🩷

[ask-king-of-hell666]

It's better to get a babysitter. The girls will have needs and can't just be in a stroller all day. Call Charlie to babysit

Yeah okay, I wasn't thinking. She'll come pick them up.

[69dickmaster69]

I can easily look after them, they'll be fine, she doesn't tolook after them. She couldn't even look after the house, ain't no way she's looking after the girls.

[cakerybakery]

Oh you want one baby screaming because their diaper is full of shit, one on your tit, as Lucifer is trying to give birth? You think the doctors will let you in there when they need to be sure the newborns are safe?

You are the reason Charlie didn't know to guard the house. Stop being jealous that you're not her birth parent and go be a good husband

[69dickmaster69]

I don't give a shit if I'm not her parent, that isn't the fucking issue!

Amd I know how to look after my girls. I've done it on earth when there was no doctors around. I don't need them, or you telling me how to fucking look after them.

[cakerybakery]

Why are you so determined to make everything harder and worse?

The doctors are just going to kick you out, you'll miss the birth and I bet you'll blame everyone but yourself

[69dickmaster69]

They won't kick me out. They're fucking sheep demons or whatever the fuck, so I'm was tougher than them.

My kids have been around Eve when she was in labour and they were fine! What's the big deal?

[cakerybakery]

They will because they're professionals. I wouldn't be surprised if Bell showed up considering who it is. And you'll be in the way and kicked out because you're a marshmallow.

Not how it's done anymore.

[69dickmaster69]

Fucks sakes, why are people so pressed if I bring my kids?! It's not a big fucking deal. And she can fuck off, over these fucking sins who think they're hot shit when they do fuck all.

Fine. I'll leave my babies with a chick that would rather wipe a sinners ass than her own.

[cakerybakery]

Like you do anything but eat cheese and get fatter

@ask-king-of-hell666 he's insulting Charlie again. Something to deal with after the babies are born

[69dickmaster69]

Oh my god- get over it! I didn't even say anything that bad! And I'm not wrong!

[cakerybakery]

Says the guy that doesn't wipe his ass

[69dickmaster69]

I do wipe my ass, bitch. Maybe you're too small to reach around and wipe yours, so stop fucking projecting your shit onto me.

[cakerybakery]

Not what Lucifer says about your hygiene

[69dickmaster69]

The fuck you mean? What's he been saying?

[cakerybakery]

You're not allowed to fight with me right now

[69dickmaster69]

The fuck? Yes I am.

[cakerybakery]

Lucifer! Adam's trying to fight me when you told him to stop!

[69dickmaster69]

You dumb bitch, I ain't fighting with you! You'd be dead if I was fighting with you.

[cakerybakery]

Oh please, you can't waddle fast enough to fight someone

[69dickmaster69]

Bro, I've been fighting and killing shit down here for years! I know how to kill a cunt. Especially hellborn ones.

[cakerybakery]

You can't even please a cunt, forget killing one

[69dickmaster69]

Why the fuck would I want to please one? They're a cunt, I don't give a shit if they're happy or not.

[cakerybakery]

Which is why you couldn't keep a wife

[69dickmaster69]

Cause my wife's a cunt? Sounds like her problem, not mine.

[cakerybakery]

Guess it's true what they say about you, you couldn't make a pussy cum if a woman did 99% of the work

[69dickmaster69]

Who the fuck says that?!

I think we're talking about two different things here.

[cakerybakery]

Everyone. No wonder you're a bottom, easier for you to please dick as a hole than to fail at pleasing a cunt with your baby dick

[69dickmaster69]

I don't have a baby dick!

@ask-king-of-hell666 did you say this shit?! I fucking pleased you, right?!

[ask-king-of-hell666]

I never said anything bad about your dick! Yes you did, we still have sex don't we!?

[69dickmaster69]

How would you know when you forget things?!

O-Oh god. You hate my dick. Have you been lying to me this whole time? I thought I did everything right- it doesn't matter.

[ask-king-of-hell666]

Adam no, I forgot the other thing because it happened a long time ago.

I don't hate your dick, I've never lied to you about that. I swear, I don't forget everything. Please I'm sorry....

[69dickmaster69]

...it's okay. I know she's just trying to piss me off.

I just don't like thinking I don't please you at all...

[ask-king-of-hell666]

You do, if you didn't I wouldn't let you top me. Ever.

Getting under people's skin is what she does best.

[69dickmaster69]

Yeah, I guess...

[ask-king-of-hell666]

If it bothers you that much, stop talking to her. I know it's easy to get sucked in to try and defend yourself but you're only making yourself more upset.

[cakerybakery]

Exactly. I'm great for anger management lessons

[69dickmaster69]

No you're fucking not.

[cakerybakery]

Gotta learn to manage your anger, baby dick

[69dickmaster69]

Baby dick?! @ask-king-of-hell666 BABE-!

[ask-king-of-hell666]

You don't have a baby dick, Adam. Remember what we just talked about?

[gravelybatty]

If we’re being honest, he’s doing better than most days. He might’ve earned that star sticker when you get home for not getting stabbed by Cake again.

[cakerybakery]

So... I need to make him madder? How does he loose a star sticker

[gravelybatty]

N-no! I don’t think making him madder— Well, maybe— He’d have to really be aware. Maybe without the kids present just in case. I joke around a lot, but their wellbeing is important to me.

He loses a sticker when he faces an anger inducing activity and violence comes out. He can say all he wants, but stabbing, hitting, or anything that physically hurts will lose the star.

He could, theoretically, win and extra special sticker if he faces and anger issue without devolving to name calling or hurtful language… But, uh, I’m not holding my breath on this one.

[ask-king-of-hell666]

It's better to get a babysitter. The girls will have needs and can't just be in a stroller all day. Call Charlie to babysit

Yeah okay, I wasn't thinking. She'll come pick them up.

[69dickmaster69]

I can easily look after them, they'll be fine, she doesn't tolook after them. She couldn't even look after the house, ain't no way she's looking after the girls.

[cakerybakery]

Oh you want one baby screaming because their diaper is full of shit, one on your tit, as Lucifer is trying to give birth? You think the doctors will let you in there when they need to be sure the newborns are safe?

You are the reason Charlie didn't know to guard the house. Stop being jealous that you're not her birth parent and go be a good husband

[69dickmaster69]

I don't give a shit if I'm not her parent, that isn't the fucking issue!

Amd I know how to look after my girls. I've done it on earth when there was no doctors around. I don't need them, or you telling me how to fucking look after them.

[cakerybakery]

Why are you so determined to make everything harder and worse?

The doctors are just going to kick you out, you'll miss the birth and I bet you'll blame everyone but yourself

[69dickmaster69]

They won't kick me out. They're fucking sheep demons or whatever the fuck, so I'm was tougher than them.

My kids have been around Eve when she was in labour and they were fine! What's the big deal?

[cakerybakery]

They will because they're professionals. I wouldn't be surprised if Bell showed up considering who it is. And you'll be in the way and kicked out because you're a marshmallow.

Not how it's done anymore.

[69dickmaster69]

Fucks sakes, why are people so pressed if I bring my kids?! It's not a big fucking deal. And she can fuck off, over these fucking sins who think they're hot shit when they do fuck all.

Fine. I'll leave my babies with a chick that would rather wipe a sinners ass than her own.

[cakerybakery]

Like you do anything but eat cheese and get fatter

@ask-king-of-hell666 he's insulting Charlie again. Something to deal with after the babies are born

[69dickmaster69]

Oh my god- get over it! I didn't even say anything that bad! And I'm not wrong!

[cakerybakery]

Says the guy that doesn't wipe his ass

[69dickmaster69]

I do wipe my ass, bitch. Maybe you're too small to reach around and wipe yours, so stop fucking projecting your shit onto me.

[cakerybakery]

Not what Lucifer says about your hygiene

[69dickmaster69]

The fuck you mean? What's he been saying?

[cakerybakery]

You're not allowed to fight with me right now

[69dickmaster69]

The fuck? Yes I am.

[cakerybakery]

Lucifer! Adam's trying to fight me when you told him to stop!

[69dickmaster69]

You dumb bitch, I ain't fighting with you! You'd be dead if I was fighting with you.

[cakerybakery]

Oh please, you can't waddle fast enough to fight someone

[69dickmaster69]

Bro, I've been fighting and killing shit down here for years! I know how to kill a cunt. Especially hellborn ones.

[cakerybakery]

You can't even please a cunt, forget killing one

[69dickmaster69]

Why the fuck would I want to please one? They're a cunt, I don't give a shit if they're happy or not.

[cakerybakery]

Which is why you couldn't keep a wife

[69dickmaster69]

Cause my wife's a cunt? Sounds like her problem, not mine.

[cakerybakery]

Guess it's true what they say about you, you couldn't make a pussy cum if a woman did 99% of the work

[69dickmaster69]

Who the fuck says that?!

I think we're talking about two different things here.

[cakerybakery]

Everyone. No wonder you're a bottom, easier for you to please dick as a hole than to fail at pleasing a cunt with your baby dick

[69dickmaster69]

I don't have a baby dick!

@ask-king-of-hell666 did you say this shit?! I fucking pleased you, right?!

[ask-king-of-hell666]

I never said anything bad about your dick! Yes you did, we still have sex don't we!?

[69dickmaster69]

How would you know when you forget things?!

O-Oh god. You hate my dick. Have you been lying to me this whole time? I thought I did everything right- it doesn't matter.

[ask-king-of-hell666]

Adam no, I forgot the other thing because it happened a long time ago.

I don't hate your dick, I've never lied to you about that. I swear, I don't forget everything. Please I'm sorry....

[69dickmaster69]

...it's okay. I know she's just trying to piss me off.

I just don't like thinking I don't please you at all...

[ask-king-of-hell666]

You do, if you didn't I wouldn't let you top me. Ever.

Getting under people's skin is what she does best.

[69dickmaster69]

Yeah, I guess...

[ask-king-of-hell666]

If it bothers you that much, stop talking to her. I know it's easy to get sucked in to try and defend yourself but you're only making yourself more upset.

[cakerybakery]

Exactly. I'm great for anger management lessons

[69dickmaster69]

No you're fucking not.

[gravelybatty]

Well.. I mean, you did want exposure therapy with the fester demon. Technically that’s what this. Cake is helping in her own way.

And you haven’t been stabbed! That’s a whole star sticker for you when you get home if you can manage to keep the “Days Since Stabbing” sign growing. 7 so far. So proud of you.

[ask-king-of-hell666]

It's better to get a babysitter. The girls will have needs and can't just be in a stroller all day. Call Charlie to babysit

Yeah okay, I wasn't thinking. She'll come pick them up.

[69dickmaster69]

I can easily look after them, they'll be fine, she doesn't tolook after them. She couldn't even look after the house, ain't no way she's looking after the girls.

[cakerybakery]

Oh you want one baby screaming because their diaper is full of shit, one on your tit, as Lucifer is trying to give birth? You think the doctors will let you in there when they need to be sure the newborns are safe?

You are the reason Charlie didn't know to guard the house. Stop being jealous that you're not her birth parent and go be a good husband

[69dickmaster69]

I don't give a shit if I'm not her parent, that isn't the fucking issue!

Amd I know how to look after my girls. I've done it on earth when there was no doctors around. I don't need them, or you telling me how to fucking look after them.

[cakerybakery]

Why are you so determined to make everything harder and worse?

The doctors are just going to kick you out, you'll miss the birth and I bet you'll blame everyone but yourself

[69dickmaster69]

They won't kick me out. They're fucking sheep demons or whatever the fuck, so I'm was tougher than them.

My kids have been around Eve when she was in labour and they were fine! What's the big deal?

[cakerybakery]

They will because they're professionals. I wouldn't be surprised if Bell showed up considering who it is. And you'll be in the way and kicked out because you're a marshmallow.

Not how it's done anymore.

[69dickmaster69]

Fucks sakes, why are people so pressed if I bring my kids?! It's not a big fucking deal. And she can fuck off, over these fucking sins who think they're hot shit when they do fuck all.

Fine. I'll leave my babies with a chick that would rather wipe a sinners ass than her own.

[cakerybakery]

Like you do anything but eat cheese and get fatter

@ask-king-of-hell666 he's insulting Charlie again. Something to deal with after the babies are born

[69dickmaster69]

Oh my god- get over it! I didn't even say anything that bad! And I'm not wrong!

[cakerybakery]

Says the guy that doesn't wipe his ass

[69dickmaster69]

I do wipe my ass, bitch. Maybe you're too small to reach around and wipe yours, so stop fucking projecting your shit onto me.

[cakerybakery]

Not what Lucifer says about your hygiene

[69dickmaster69]

The fuck you mean? What's he been saying?

[cakerybakery]

You're not allowed to fight with me right now

[69dickmaster69]

The fuck? Yes I am.

[cakerybakery]

Lucifer! Adam's trying to fight me when you told him to stop!

[69dickmaster69]

You dumb bitch, I ain't fighting with you! You'd be dead if I was fighting with you.

[cakerybakery]

Oh please, you can't waddle fast enough to fight someone

[69dickmaster69]

Bro, I've been fighting and killing shit down here for years! I know how to kill a cunt. Especially hellborn ones.

[cakerybakery]

You can't even please a cunt, forget killing one

[69dickmaster69]

Why the fuck would I want to please one? They're a cunt, I don't give a shit if they're happy or not.

[cakerybakery]

Which is why you couldn't keep a wife

[69dickmaster69]

Cause my wife's a cunt? Sounds like her problem, not mine.

[cakerybakery]

Guess it's true what they say about you, you couldn't make a pussy cum if a woman did 99% of the work

[69dickmaster69]

Who the fuck says that?!

I think we're talking about two different things here.

[cakerybakery]

Everyone. No wonder you're a bottom, easier for you to please dick as a hole than to fail at pleasing a cunt with your baby dick

[69dickmaster69]

I don't have a baby dick!

@ask-king-of-hell666 did you say this shit?! I fucking pleased you, right?!

[ask-king-of-hell666]

I never said anything bad about your dick! Yes you did, we still have sex don't we!?

[69dickmaster69]

How would you know when you forget things?!

O-Oh god. You hate my dick. Have you been lying to me this whole time? I thought I did everything right- it doesn't matter.

[ask-king-of-hell666]

Adam no, I forgot the other thing because it happened a long time ago.

I don't hate your dick, I've never lied to you about that. I swear, I don't forget everything. Please I'm sorry....

[69dickmaster69]

...it's okay. I know she's just trying to piss me off.

I just don't like thinking I don't please you at all...

[ask-king-of-hell666]

You do, if you didn't I wouldn't let you top me. Ever.

Getting under people's skin is what she does best.

[69dickmaster69]

Yeah, I guess...

[ask-king-of-hell666]

If it bothers you that much, stop talking to her. I know it's easy to get sucked in to try and defend yourself but you're only making yourself more upset.

[cakerybakery]

Exactly. I'm great for anger management lessons

[69dickmaster69]

No you're fucking not.

[cakerybakery]

Gotta learn to manage your anger, baby dick

[69dickmaster69]

Baby dick?! @ask-king-of-hell666 BABE-!

[ask-king-of-hell666]

You don't have a baby dick, Adam. Remember what we just talked about?

[gravelybatty]

If we’re being honest, he’s doing better than most days. He might’ve earned that star sticker when you get home for not getting stabbed by Cake again.

[gayvampyr]

trying to explain why i like horror to people who don’t: ok so you know how it’s fun to be deeply disturbed and unsettled