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Why do you rob graves?

That’s pretty personal.. isn’t it?

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I’ll be very blunt about this–  no slow reveal. 

I don’t remember anything past the 3 years I’ve been here.

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Lorax is there anything wrong with Once-ler?

Mmmm..

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Are you done?

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Do you eat your toast butter side up, or butter side down?

What’s butter?

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Hello Lorax

You’d dare pull tha’ on me again 

Hurtin’ creatures f’ y’ own gain. I’m tired a’ playin’ y’ games. 

Ww-what, no! Again? I-I just. 

I would never hurt another living being. ‘Sides,,, they’re,, dead?

Also, I don’t even know who ya are, big mustache!

… ..Y’ really don’t remember anything?

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What's with the fat fuzzy guy with the too long facial hair? Does he have a grudge against you or something?

There’s nothin’ there .

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Y' had t’ dug up the hole, didn’ y’.

Shouldn’ve come back here, short stack.

... . . . 

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If I could just,

redirect your eyes. What is that? Do ya see it?

What’r y’ talkin’ ‘bout.

Right there!

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THUD

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Well,

I found some sort of electronic device? 'M not sure if I'll be able to use it.

Also, a suit. Looks pretty tacky (despite being covered in dirt).

And there's this pink soft thing, seems very soft..-- 

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[ soft humming ]

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Your vest looks kind of funny.

Batman… ?

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; )

. . .

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Don't you find it strange there's a tombstone with your name on it??

..Of course. 

But, I’ve seen a lot of weird things so I shouldn’t be surprised anymore.

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is there actually a person buried beneath each stump and are these dead ppl from greenville

Despite being here a lot, this cemetery holds secrets I’m unaware of.

I’m not in charge so I don’t entirely know what goes on when I’m not around.

Don’t worry, though. I’m willing to bet there’s people in this cemetery.

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Y'all know what to say, don't ya.

Some graveyard monster took my axe, and I'm searching for it, among other things that I can get out of these--

Well, lookie here. That long walk was worth something after all..

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Here it finally is, nice and right. Man, what a night.

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'Twas more fun than that tedious task.

Look, see, my shovel is fine. No need to worry your gray ghostly head.

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