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i love when i see my door open a crack and then a second later i see my cat’s beautiful little face

i love when my door is busted open so forcefully that it bounces off the doorframe and my cat barrels onto my bed screaming

draws-memes

Bonus:

dankmemeuniversity

cursedstim

hey ohio followers.. I’m sorry

cursedstim

i just rode through your whole state in 4 hours and saw like 3 buildings

lazersnewurl

hey op where did you see the buildings

lazersnewurl

where are the buildings op

wastelandbabyblue

Mr. Hozier, ladies and gentlemen

thenatsdorf

Leaving a cup of water on the sidewalk. (via sincappop)

thecringeandwincefactory-deacti

This is simply the best thing I have ever seen.

dyscomancer

Stoners are fucking annoying but weed should still be legal

dyscomancer

I would rather deal with some idiot who thinks that posting greyscale videos of them taking rips from their bong while mouthing dashboard confessional lyrics on snapchat is high art than live in a world where illegal weed is the primary source of labor for the prison industrial system

duchessofostergotlands

Brexit in a nutshell

sleepyfireball

The world is so fucked I didn’t know which country this was talking about until “Brexit”

boozerman

Life is Strange → scenery

veryfunnymemes

papasmoke

pancakeke

someone please explain that you should not adopt a minecraft villager unless you can provide it a proper village. this “minimum” is cruel and does not provide nearly enough enrichment

soulminer500

Hello, villager expert here.

The “minimum” there doesn’t provide enough shelter for your villager. They have natural predators that would LOVE to make them a snack.

The actual minimum would be a 4 block wide and 5 block long house which MUST be 4-5 blocks high. That’s fit for One villager, but isn’t recommended. ESPECIALLY if you have more than one villager.

The best houses would be the ones below. They are very spacious and perfect enough for more than one villager. You can decorate it however you like, as long as it’s safe for villagers!

And if you’re REALLY ambitious, you can create your very own village. Requires more resources, but can come with amazing results. Be creative with it!

Another important note is that villagers are a social species. If you want a happy villager, it’s ideal to have more than one if you can afford it. The house above can house several villagers at once but it’s better if you can create a much larger village. One house is never enough.

Please keep these in mind. If you can’t do any of these things, then you shouldn’t adopt a villager.

Reblog to inform your followers and help end villager abuse! Any villager owners are welcome to add to this and correct any mistakes made. I’d rather spread correct information and not misinformation.

#i literally create prisons for mine

secondclassvines

dionis-gg

thedarkeststarrms

henryclervals

we’re almost in the ‘20s and dadaism is thriving, europe’s in a shambles, everyone is broke and the right wing is on the rise so i guess we really don’t learn a goddamn thing huh

moonisneveralone

This is really the post I was looking for

radiotroph-deactivated20180625

me: haha oh god this is so bad im making so many unsupported claims and pulling all this analysis out of my ass

my prof in the margins: excellent analysis!

me:

orphanblaque

when i was in high school i used to write my papers thinking wow i’m just bullshitting all of this. then like a week before my senior year ended after all the grades were set, i was talking to my english teacher and told him you know i just bullshitted every paper i wrote. he told me that while i may have thought i was just pulling it all out of my ass, i genuinely knew what i was talking about and made well-supported analyses. i only thought i was bullshitting because it didn’t take much effort and it all seemed obvious to me. if you do well on your essays even though you think you’re just making it up as you go, chances are you’re not pulling it out of your ass. you’re just a genuinely talented analyst, even if the analysis that you’re making comes from a subconscious understanding of the material rather than a conscious effort to study it. give yourself some credit.