Viktør Alexiander

23. FL. Trans guy. Artist. Frontman for Rebis In Eden. Cat dad. 42. Sinner. I worship the Universe.

[babyyloves-deactivated20190204]

petition for ariana grande to release a studio version of goth rock humble because that’s what the world needs right now

[rashemibabe]

I need the full goth rock version of Humble today, ma'am.

[leahberman]

a dream of spring

angeles national forest, california

instagram

[iconiczuko]

shoutout to trans guys

mid-transition trans guys don’t get nearly enough recognition on this site. it feels like all trans guy positivity is either geared towards pre-everything Soft Boys™ or towards ‘fully transitioned’ cis-passing men, so here’s a shoutout to all my in-betweeners.

here’s to the guys who are out but aren’t respected.

to the guys who are on T but still don’t pass.

to the guys who work out but don’t see any results.

to the guys who have binders but still don’t feel flat.

to the guys who have the right legal name but the wrong legal sex.

to the guys who still aren’t sure which bathroom to use.

to the guys who are impatient about their patchy facial hair.

to the guys who are insecure about how their top surgery scars are healing.

to the guys who feel stuck in the gray zone between ‘boy’ and ‘man’.

to all the trans guys waiting, it’s okay. you are worthy of respect.

[asexualtuckerfoley]

Danny Phantom Headcanons and Traits (1/?): Danny is transgender

[vessael]

Idai for Pansy Magazine photographed by Harshvardhan Shah

[malasxlenguas]

@la-negra-barbuda

[c3po]

vagina? u mean vussy?

[mediumsizedboy]

This is like when kids play telephone and at the end of the circle we end up with something eerily similar to the original but still awful and bad

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

The callout culture on this site is way too toxic. Like, honestly, people on here will fabricate some kind of accusation on a person, and then all you gotta do is tell someone on anon that a person is problematic, then they’ll start rehashing and sharing that shit. It’s so horrible, and leads to these witch hunts which can ruin people’s lives. Remember the xkit guy, who, for free, made this site not shit? and then someone said he MIGHT be a pedophile, and then he just kept getting all this hate, and people were dogpiling him, and he quit this site, and development of xkit? that wasn’t that long ago, and now y’all are doing this same shit to thomas sanders, because he’s almost (?) 30, and you think it’s ~creepy~ how he makes videos and vines aimed at a younger audience.  Genuinely, everyone going after thomas sanders, you should be ashamed of yourself. He has done nothing wrong, and when he has, he has apologized, and quickly tried to make it better. There is nothing wrong with this man, and still people are treating him like shit. Like what the fuck?

[yellowjuice-deactivated20190512]

People who think adults aren’t “allowed” to make any kind of content/entertainment for a younger audience are in for a RUDE ass awakening about their entire childhood.

[blackwoolncrown]

this just in Mr. Rogers is Problematic

[dateanenbywhosweird]

date an enby who grows flowers between their fingers

[cosmic-robot-menace]

you know someone’s awful when they have “discourse” in their url

[discourse-discourse]

hi im the final boss and im here to kill you

[cosmic-robot-menace]

fuck

[whitenaomicampbell]

[twelve-thirteen-eleven]

Look at her phone omg

[qveenly]

The shoes tho

[llttlemermaid]

i loved the 90s

[lindsaychrist]

cadet kelly premiered in 2002

[godstilldontlikeugly]

everyone knows the 90s didn’t end until about 2004

[fishingboatproceeds]

As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

[arkham]

this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it

[ruinationstation]

Abandoned mall in Bangkok.

[comrademugsy]

I was eating dinner with my mom and when she went to pay I noticed a “Hooters” frequent diner card or whatever in her wallet. I asked her WTF, and she explained that a friend of hers got a coupon for the grand opening and so a group of them went for lunch just to try it out. This is a group that consists of women from their 50s into their 80s. Apparently the food decent but the service was amazing, and the servers were “all such wonderful girls, so sweet! Said it was nice to take a break from all the gross men they had to deal with.” So they decided to come back. Now they go once a week at least, and the Hooters waitresses fight each other for who gets to serve them. Anyhow I thought it was cute. 

[breelandwalker]

I am all for the idea of a bunch of aunties and grandmas invading a space typically dominated by men acting like gross creepers and just taking the fuck over and being nice to the ladies on staff.

Because who the fuck is gonna argue with an army of polite older ladies?

Nobody, that’s who.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Building a treehouse is the biggest insult to a tree. “I killed your friend, here hold him.”

[unclebeanbag]

“Friend”

Its more of I killed a potential enemy. Hold his dismembered corpse in victory.

[ulysseus]

Plants don’t wage war

[unclebeanbag]

Ever heard of blackberries?

Yes, plants do wage war

[kasaron]

Mint and strawberries, too. They need to be quarantined or they will kill basically everything else. 

[systlin]

I planted mint in the ground 2 years ago.

It’s currently fighting a bitter battle to the death against the raspberries attempting to invade from the east while trying to annex the patio.

Could go either way at this point TBH. Unless, of course, I take a shovel and the blowtorch out there and battle both back to within their original boundaries.

And anyone wondering if a blowtorch is overkill for weeding back mint has never actually planted mint.

[moirakatson]

This post did not go where I expected it to.

[deathbeforednf]

Our garden plot at my childhood home slowly got overrun by wild blackberries after we stopped managing it while my sister and I were in nursing school. And by overrun I mean it was like a 4 foot tall thicket of wild blackberries. It hadn’t been touched by humans in at least 4 years. I started the ultimately futile task of trying to clear this plot with a machete and discovered to my amazement a patch of mint several feet across underneath the canopy of blackberry, still fighting the good fight all those years later.

Ultimately it took two jars of homemade napalm and some creative fire placement to clear that patch but I damn sure saved that patch of mint. It earned the right to be there.

[norseminuteman]

Yall mother fuckers don’t even talk unless you’ve had to wage war on kudzu (it’s an ivy strain directly from Hell) that shit doesn’t just wage war with other plants, it wages war with all living things on planet earth. It’s some gnarly ass Blood for the Blood God, Chlorophyll for the Chlorophyll Throne demon weed. 

[breadgunner-deactivated20181003]

Can second the comments of Kudzu.

I forget where I read it but there’s this one tree that creates an extremely flammable substance that’s in both the bark and leaves. Dead trees become torches and crushed up leaves become dust-incendiary, all while the plant’s seeds are Giant Redwood levels of resilient to open flame. IE it has a goddamn scorched earth policy. It’s even more badass than plants that use toxins to starve other plants.

[booksandwildthings]

I’d like to third the comments on Kudzu. These are the battlefields:

See those weird pillars? Those were trees. See that strange lump in the middle? That was a house. Everything green you see in this photo is kudzu.

[elegantmess-southernbelle]

Southern Gothic knows Lovecraft. We have fucking kudzu.

[applessauce]

what the shit dude that’s terrifying as fuck damn

[limit]

napping together is my kind of date

[gravesnob]

i totally havent been on here in like a year or something