law #1: gravity FALLS!!

this town is kinda lame aside from the name tee bee aych

[gravitational-laws]

ooughh,,,, i gotta,,, make a pinned [the spirits start compelling me as my eyes turn glowing green]

hi!! im celestinia/celestina/celestine/celeste idc do wtv but NOT tina im not fucking tina. im from gravity falls! she/her

normally doxxing yourself is a reaaaaaaaaaaally bad idea but im broke as FUCK i have NO job NO money NO house NO shit!! im all temp jobs spanning spacetime. if you have anyyyyy jobs that are MAYBE local but i can do stuff outta town/state/planet/galaxy/universe/dimension wtv but you gotta pay the travel frees. ill be ride or die with you till the job ends then im done ^0^ PLEASE HIRE ME!!!!!! but if it involves wizards ill do it for freebies

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[gravityfallsforestcreature]

Edalyn arrives at the abandoned church, Remy in tow, just as dusk begins to tint the air with cool-toned shade.

"Yeesh, this place has definitely seen much better days... Looks like it got punched straight through by something." She looks around, surveying the surroundings for the others.

"Doesn't look like anyone's gone inside recently, so I'd reckon we got here first. Weird how often that's been happening for me recently..."

[gravitational-laws]

"Hey!" Celestina's voice is bright and clear. "Before we go on the job, guess what Oliver brought?" She was positively giddy. "Pie! Pie! Strawberry pie! Yayyyy." Looking at the pie, two out of eight slices are taken. "We shared some already. Two each total."

[internet-angel-lotus]

"Oh! Yeah yeah i brought pie for everyone!!"

He perked up as Celestina spoke to the others.

"I brought little plastic plates and tools you can use to eat if you want! Just hurry up cuz it's getting colder!"

He removes the objects from a hidden pocket in his sweater, displaying them near the pie slices.

[xshadowblade-darklordx]

"Ooooh, pie!" Remy takes a plate and fork before pausing. "Oh, by the way, what exactly is the job? Heh, obviously I can handle whatever's coming, but being informed never hurt anyone."

[gravityfallsforestcreature]

"Wh- oh, dang it, I never said, did I?"

Eda smacks her head, looking slightly sheepish. As she reaches for a plate though, excitement takes over both in face and voice.

"Well, Tenner says there're dinosaurs down under this church! We have to go down there and find an egg, somebody wants a real exotic omlette."

She starts bouncing slightly as she eats her slices of pie.

"Mm, oh wow, this is amazing pie, I haven't had anything this good in ages..."

[gravitational-laws]

"Really exotic. When you get your hands on the egg, no shaking it around! And if you break it, I will leave you to a pterosaur who will take you to its nest and munch away at your organs. It will be unpleasant. You won't like it. Don't break the fucking egg." Celestina takes another slice of pie, on the smaller side this time.

[internet-angel-lotus]

"Uh, y-yeah, sure, won't break it!" - He pauses - "Wait, if ostrich eggs are super resistant and hard to crack, wouldn't dinosaur eggs be even more resistant? Not saying that we shouldn't be careful, it's just that them breaking is probably the least of our worries, 'cuz, you know," - He lightly slams his fist on the table, exaggerating his expression - "THERE ARE FUCKING DINOSAURS UBDER THE CHURCH!!" - He didn't quite yell, but aggressively raised his tone in a more playful way, giggling mid speech. He does sound quite concerned however.

"..Anyway." - He grabs a strawberry that fell from inside the pie. "We're not gonna have to kill the dinosaur slash dinosaurs (emphasis on the s), right?"

[xshadowblade-darklordx]

Remy looks around at everyone, baffled. "Did. Did dinosaurs not go extinct? What? I mean I guess in another dimension, they could be not extinct. But. They're definitely extinct here. Dinosaurs. Under this church? What?"

[gravityfallsforestcreature]

Eda excitedly stamps her feet, squee-ing

"Journey to the Center of the Falls! Ohh, I'm gonna take so many notes down there..."

She roots around in her jacket, eventually pulling out a scrappy, hand-bound journal and a ballpoint pen. She flips through a few pages and tests the pen for a second before pocketing them again closer to the front.

"Well, I don't know 'bout y'all, but I'm ready ta head down whenever!"

[gravitational-laws]

"I'm done with my pie!" Celestina announced. "So we can go whenever★!" She turns to Oliver. "To answer you, assuming we don't royally fuck it up, we shouldn't need to kill one. Of course, we're going to royally fuck it up. Just watch."

[internet-angel-lotus]

He squints his eyes at Celestina in a confused response, pauses for a moment, and shrugs, softening his expression.

"Well. Guess i don't have anything to lose. Let's go royally fuck it up then." - He closes the pot containing the pie and stores it, along the plastic plates and forks. - "Just waiting for you on directions."

[xshadowblade-darklordx]

"Are we. Are we really going to ignore the fact that dinosaurs aren't extinct? Apparently? Hello? Dinosaurs. Under this church. Dinosaurs, plural. Multiple. Several dinosaurs. Under this church."

[gravityfallsforestcreature]

"I know, isn't it amazing?! I'm gonna love it down there I just know it!"

Eda pops up from where she'd been sitting, and rushes over to peer down through the hole in the floor.

"Just what are we gonna find down there..."

[gravitational-laws]

"Dinosaurs, I'd hope." With a sharp kick, Celestina broke some of the nearby floorboards, the wood falling into the abyss. Half a minute passes. Then a thunk and a screech of alarm (or quite possibly pain) by something as it hit the ground. "There we go! Now we can get down easier."

[internet-angel-lotus]

"Uhhhh." He stared awkwardly "I don't like that noise. But we're already here, so no backing down... i guess."

He pulled out the rope from his bag and handed it over to Celestina "We might need this to get down." He gestured to the hole.

[xshadowblade-darklordx]

Remy stands there, staring at everyone with a frankly baffled gaze.

[gravityfallsforestcreature]

Eda hardly notices the stare, bouncing on her feet. Eventually she gets too impatient to let Celestina finish securing the rope and starts clambering down the rock face.

"C'mon you slowpokes!"

[gravitational-laws]

Celestina peers over the floor boards as she finished tying up the rope, gauging the bottom. "It seems to be solid ground. No quicksand, or whatever other ground fucky shit."

With a satisfied nod, Celestina ignores the rope, instead jumping off to the ground. Her safe landing was denoted with a thud, or more like a clang, followed by her yelling. "Yup, it's fine to go down! I'll wait for you guys★!"

[gravityfallsforestcreature]

Edalyn arrives at the abandoned church, Remy in tow, just as dusk begins to tint the air with cool-toned shade.

"Yeesh, this place has definitely seen much better days... Looks like it got punched straight through by something." She looks around, surveying the surroundings for the others.

"Doesn't look like anyone's gone inside recently, so I'd reckon we got here first. Weird how often that's been happening for me recently..."

[gravitational-laws]

"Hey!" Celestina's voice is bright and clear. "Before we go on the job, guess what Oliver brought?" She was positively giddy. "Pie! Pie! Strawberry pie! Yayyyy." Looking at the pie, two out of eight slices are taken. "We shared some already. Two each total."

[internet-angel-lotus]

"Oh! Yeah yeah i brought pie for everyone!!"

He perked up as Celestina spoke to the others.

"I brought little plastic plates and tools you can use to eat if you want! Just hurry up cuz it's getting colder!"

He removes the objects from a hidden pocket in his sweater, displaying them near the pie slices.

[xshadowblade-darklordx]

"Ooooh, pie!" Remy takes a plate and fork before pausing. "Oh, by the way, what exactly is the job? Heh, obviously I can handle whatever's coming, but being informed never hurt anyone."

[gravityfallsforestcreature]

"Wh- oh, dang it, I never said, did I?"

Eda smacks her head, looking slightly sheepish. As she reaches for a plate though, excitement takes over both in face and voice.

"Well, Tenner says there're dinosaurs down under this church! We have to go down there and find an egg, somebody wants a real exotic omlette."

She starts bouncing slightly as she eats her slices of pie.

"Mm, oh wow, this is amazing pie, I haven't had anything this good in ages..."

[gravitational-laws]

"Really exotic. When you get your hands on the egg, no shaking it around! And if you break it, I will leave you to a pterosaur who will take you to its nest and munch away at your organs. It will be unpleasant. You won't like it. Don't break the fucking egg." Celestina takes another slice of pie, on the smaller side this time.

[internet-angel-lotus]

"Uh, y-yeah, sure, won't break it!" - He pauses - "Wait, if ostrich eggs are super resistant and hard to crack, wouldn't dinosaur eggs be even more resistant? Not saying that we shouldn't be careful, it's just that them breaking is probably the least of our worries, 'cuz, you know," - He lightly slams his fist on the table, exaggerating his expression - "THERE ARE FUCKING DINOSAURS UBDER THE CHURCH!!" - He didn't quite yell, but aggressively raised his tone in a more playful way, giggling mid speech. He does sound quite concerned however.

"..Anyway." - He grabs a strawberry that fell from inside the pie. "We're not gonna have to kill the dinosaur slash dinosaurs (emphasis on the s), right?"

[xshadowblade-darklordx]

Remy looks around at everyone, baffled. "Did. Did dinosaurs not go extinct? What? I mean I guess in another dimension, they could be not extinct. But. They're definitely extinct here. Dinosaurs. Under this church? What?"

[gravityfallsforestcreature]

Eda excitedly stamps her feet, squee-ing

"Journey to the Center of the Falls! Ohh, I'm gonna take so many notes down there..."

She roots around in her jacket, eventually pulling out a scrappy, hand-bound journal and a ballpoint pen. She flips through a few pages and tests the pen for a second before pocketing them again closer to the front.

"Well, I don't know 'bout y'all, but I'm ready ta head down whenever!"

[gravitational-laws]

"I'm done with my pie!" Celestina announced. "So we can go whenever★!" She turns to Oliver. "To answer you, assuming we don't royally fuck it up, we shouldn't need to kill one. Of course, we're going to royally fuck it up. Just watch."

[internet-angel-lotus]

He squints his eyes at Celestina in a confused response, pauses for a moment, and shrugs, softening his expression.

"Well. Guess i don't have anything to lose. Let's go royally fuck it up then." - He closes the pot containing the pie and stores it, along the plastic plates and forks. - "Just waiting for you on directions."

[xshadowblade-darklordx]

"Are we. Are we really going to ignore the fact that dinosaurs aren't extinct? Apparently? Hello? Dinosaurs. Under this church. Dinosaurs, plural. Multiple. Several dinosaurs. Under this church."

[gravityfallsforestcreature]

"I know, isn't it amazing?! I'm gonna love it down there I just know it!"

Eda pops up from where she'd been sitting, and rushes over to peer down through the hole in the floor.

"Just what are we gonna find down there..."

[gravitational-laws]

"Dinosaurs, I'd hope." With a sharp kick, Celestina broke some of the nearby floorboards, the wood falling into the abyss. Half a minute passes. Then a thunk and a screech of alarm (or quite possibly pain) by something as it hit the ground. "There we go! Now we can get down easier."

[gravityfallsforestcreature]

Edalyn arrives at the abandoned church, Remy in tow, just as dusk begins to tint the air with cool-toned shade.

"Yeesh, this place has definitely seen much better days... Looks like it got punched straight through by something." She looks around, surveying the surroundings for the others.

"Doesn't look like anyone's gone inside recently, so I'd reckon we got here first. Weird how often that's been happening for me recently..."

[gravitational-laws]

"Hey!" Celestina's voice is bright and clear. "Before we go on the job, guess what Oliver brought?" She was positively giddy. "Pie! Pie! Strawberry pie! Yayyyy." Looking at the pie, two out of eight slices are taken. "We shared some already. Two each total."

[internet-angel-lotus]

"Oh! Yeah yeah i brought pie for everyone!!"

He perked up as Celestina spoke to the others.

"I brought little plastic plates and tools you can use to eat if you want! Just hurry up cuz it's getting colder!"

He removes the objects from a hidden pocket in his sweater, displaying them near the pie slices.

[xshadowblade-darklordx]

"Ooooh, pie!" Remy takes a plate and fork before pausing. "Oh, by the way, what exactly is the job? Heh, obviously I can handle whatever's coming, but being informed never hurt anyone."

[gravityfallsforestcreature]

"Wh- oh, dang it, I never said, did I?"

Eda smacks her head, looking slightly sheepish. As she reaches for a plate though, excitement takes over both in face and voice.

"Well, Tenner says there're dinosaurs down under this church! We have to go down there and find an egg, somebody wants a real exotic omlette."

She starts bouncing slightly as she eats her slices of pie.

"Mm, oh wow, this is amazing pie, I haven't had anything this good in ages..."

[gravitational-laws]

"Really exotic. When you get your hands on the egg, no shaking it around! And if you break it, I will leave you to a pterosaur who will take you to its nest and munch away at your organs. It will be unpleasant. You won't like it. Don't break the fucking egg." Celestina takes another slice of pie, on the smaller side this time.

[internet-angel-lotus]

"Uh, y-yeah, sure, won't break it!" - He pauses - "Wait, if ostrich eggs are super resistant and hard to crack, wouldn't dinosaur eggs be even more resistant? Not saying that we shouldn't be careful, it's just that them breaking is probably the least of our worries, 'cuz, you know," - He lightly slams his fist on the table, exaggerating his expression - "THERE ARE FUCKING DINOSAURS UBDER THE CHURCH!!" - He didn't quite yell, but aggressively raised his tone in a more playful way, giggling mid speech. He does sound quite concerned however.

"..Anyway." - He grabs a strawberry that fell from inside the pie. "We're not gonna have to kill the dinosaur slash dinosaurs (emphasis on the s), right?"

[xshadowblade-darklordx]

Remy looks around at everyone, baffled. "Did. Did dinosaurs not go extinct? What? I mean I guess in another dimension, they could be not extinct. But. They're definitely extinct here. Dinosaurs. Under this church? What?"

[gravityfallsforestcreature]

Eda excitedly stamps her feet, squee-ing

"Journey to the Center of the Falls! Ohh, I'm gonna take so many notes down there..."

She roots around in her jacket, eventually pulling out a scrappy, hand-bound journal and a ballpoint pen. She flips through a few pages and tests the pen for a second before pocketing them again closer to the front.

"Well, I don't know 'bout y'all, but I'm ready ta head down whenever!"

[gravitational-laws]

"I'm done with my pie!" Celestina announced. "So we can go whenever★!" She turns to Oliver. "To answer you, assuming we don't royally fuck it up, we shouldn't need to kill one. Of course, we're going to royally fuck it up. Just watch."

[gravityfallsforestcreature]

Edalyn arrives at the abandoned church, Remy in tow, just as dusk begins to tint the air with cool-toned shade.

"Yeesh, this place has definitely seen much better days... Looks like it got punched straight through by something." She looks around, surveying the surroundings for the others.

"Doesn't look like anyone's gone inside recently, so I'd reckon we got here first. Weird how often that's been happening for me recently..."

[gravitational-laws]

"Hey!" Celestina's voice is bright and clear. "Before we go on the job, guess what Oliver brought?" She was positively giddy. "Pie! Pie! Strawberry pie! Yayyyy." Looking at the pie, two out of eight slices are taken. "We shared some already. Two each total."

[internet-angel-lotus]

"Oh! Yeah yeah i brought pie for everyone!!"

He perked up as Celestina spoke to the others.

"I brought little plastic plates and tools you can use to eat if you want! Just hurry up cuz it's getting colder!"

He removes the objects from a hidden pocket in his sweater, displaying them near the pie slices.

[xshadowblade-darklordx]

"Ooooh, pie!" Remy takes a plate and fork before pausing. "Oh, by the way, what exactly is the job? Heh, obviously I can handle whatever's coming, but being informed never hurt anyone."

[gravityfallsforestcreature]

"Wh- oh, dang it, I never said, did I?"

Eda smacks her head, looking slightly sheepish. As she reaches for a plate though, excitement takes over both in face and voice.

"Well, Tenner says there're dinosaurs down under this church! We have to go down there and find an egg, somebody wants a real exotic omlette."

She starts bouncing slightly as she eats her slices of pie.

"Mm, oh wow, this is amazing pie, I haven't had anything this good in ages..."

[gravitational-laws]

"Really exotic. When you get your hands on the egg, no shaking it around! And if you break it, I will leave you to a pterosaur who will take you to its nest and munch away at your organs. It will be unpleasant. You won't like it. Don't break the fucking egg." Celestina takes another slice of pie, on the smaller side this time.

[gravityfallsforestcreature]

Edalyn arrives at the abandoned church, Remy in tow, just as dusk begins to tint the air with cool-toned shade.

"Yeesh, this place has definitely seen much better days... Looks like it got punched straight through by something." She looks around, surveying the surroundings for the others.

"Doesn't look like anyone's gone inside recently, so I'd reckon we got here first. Weird how often that's been happening for me recently..."

[gravitational-laws]

"Hey!" Celestina's voice is bright and clear. "Before we go on the job, guess what Oliver brought?" She was positively giddy. "Pie! Pie! Strawberry pie! Yayyyy." Looking at the pie, two out of eight slices are taken. "We shared some already. Two each total."

[internet-angel-lotus]

Celestina had managed to track down Oliver's living quarters to one singular hotel. She had not bothered to track down the exact room. So, after knocking on nearly every door on your floor, she comes to yours, her arrival announced by the polite but firm rap rap rap at the door.

"GOIN'!! HOLD ON!!!" He shouts from across the house, not knowing what to expect and who will be at the door, and as he opens it-

He rubs his eyes, likely just now awaking from a nap;

"Sorry, what the Fuck are you doing in my house? And how'd you find my ad- Whatever. Want something to drink?"

[gravitational-laws]

"Water would be great, thank you! As for why I'm here, I've got a job for you. It has five dollars on the line! Also your life, probably. Are you in?"

[internet-angel-lotus]

"Oh yeah... That. Yeah I'm... I'm ready, let me just finish this real quick." You can probably tell what he was busy with from the delicious smell of baked goods coming from what was presumably his kitchen, as he walked over to said room and removed a pie from the oven, returning with a glass of water in hands.

"Come in! Just baked a pie, if you wanna have that before we go."

[gravitational-laws]

"Pie?!" Celestina brightened immediately. After accepting the water from Oliver and chugging it, she eagerly responds. "Yeah, I'd fucking love to have a slice with you. Do you wanna take the rest back to share?

[internet-angel-lotus]

"Ah, sure!" He slices the pie into 8 equal slices, taking out 2.

"Eat while it's fresh!" The slices reveal themselves to be delicious strawberry pie on the insides.

"Also, anything specific i should take with me for the job? I don't know how it is where we're going."

[gravitational-laws]

Celestina is eating as politely as possible while still scarfing it down, so it takes her a bit to get to answering. "We're going to make an omelette out of a dinosaur egg. Mayyybe take... Um... I dunno. Rope? I guess?"

[internet-angel-lotus]

"Uhuh, i see, pretty exquisite considering those have been extinct for... Millions of years. Yeah sure I'll grab rope."

He finished eating surprisingly fast and ran to his room, returning with pretty big roll of it.

"Don't ask where i got this, by the way. Also yeah i guess we can go now."

He then stores the other pie slices for the others.

[gravitational-laws]

"Yayyy, okay let's go go go I don't want to keep everyone waiting!" Celestina opens the door and beckons for Oliver to follow her.

[internet-angel-lotus]

Celestina had managed to track down Oliver's living quarters to one singular hotel. She had not bothered to track down the exact room. So, after knocking on nearly every door on your floor, she comes to yours, her arrival announced by the polite but firm rap rap rap at the door.

"GOIN'!! HOLD ON!!!" He shouts from across the house, not knowing what to expect and who will be at the door, and as he opens it-

He rubs his eyes, likely just now awaking from a nap;

"Sorry, what the Fuck are you doing in my house? And how'd you find my ad- Whatever. Want something to drink?"

[gravitational-laws]

"Water would be great, thank you! As for why I'm here, I've got a job for you. It has five dollars on the line! Also your life, probably. Are you in?"

[internet-angel-lotus]

"Oh yeah... That. Yeah I'm... I'm ready, let me just finish this real quick." You can probably tell what he was busy with from the delicious smell of baked goods coming from what was presumably his kitchen, as he walked over to said room and removed a pie from the oven, returning with a glass of water in hands.

"Come in! Just baked a pie, if you wanna have that before we go."

[gravitational-laws]

"Pie?!" Celestina brightened immediately. After accepting the water from Oliver and chugging it, she eagerly responds. "Yeah, I'd fucking love to have a slice with you. Do you wanna take the rest back to share?

[internet-angel-lotus]

"Ah, sure!" He slices the pie into 8 equal slices, taking out 2.

"Eat while it's fresh!" The slices reveal themselves to be delicious strawberry pie on the insides.

"Also, anything specific i should take with me for the job? I don't know how it is where we're going."

[gravitational-laws]

Celestina is eating as politely as possible while still scarfing it down, so it takes her a bit to get to answering. "We're going to make an omelette out of a dinosaur egg. Mayyybe take... Um... I dunno. Rope? I guess?"

[internet-angel-lotus]

Celestina had managed to track down Oliver's living quarters to one singular hotel. She had not bothered to track down the exact room. So, after knocking on nearly every door on your floor, she comes to yours, her arrival announced by the polite but firm rap rap rap at the door.

"GOIN'!! HOLD ON!!!" He shouts from across the house, not knowing what to expect and who will be at the door, and as he opens it-

He rubs his eyes, likely just now awaking from a nap;

"Sorry, what the Fuck are you doing in my house? And how'd you find my ad- Whatever. Want something to drink?"

[gravitational-laws]

"Water would be great, thank you! As for why I'm here, I've got a job for you. It has five dollars on the line! Also your life, probably. Are you in?"

[internet-angel-lotus]

"Oh yeah... That. Yeah I'm... I'm ready, let me just finish this real quick." You can probably tell what he was busy with from the delicious smell of baked goods coming from what was presumably his kitchen, as he walked over to said room and removed a pie from the oven, returning with a glass of water in hands.

"Come in! Just baked a pie, if you wanna have that before we go."

[gravitational-laws]

"Pie?!" Celestina brightened immediately. After accepting the water from Oliver and chugging it, she eagerly responds. "Yeah, I'd fucking love to have a slice with you. Do you wanna take the rest back to share?

[gravitational-laws]

You can run like a rabbit, you can fly like a bee-

No matter whatcha do, can never get away from me because I'm-

Right behind ya, bay-be! I'm-a right behind ya, bay-be,

And you'll never get awayyy from me, oh yeah!

- Song Lyric anon

celes dont care. SHRIMP ATTACK‼️‼️‼️‼️

[internet-angel-lotus]

Celestina had managed to track down Oliver's living quarters to one singular hotel. She had not bothered to track down the exact room. So, after knocking on nearly every door on your floor, she comes to yours, her arrival announced by the polite but firm rap rap rap at the door.

"GOIN'!! HOLD ON!!!" He shouts from across the house, not knowing what to expect and who will be at the door, and as he opens it-

He rubs his eyes, likely just now awaking from a nap;

"Sorry, what the Fuck are you doing in my house? And how'd you find my ad- Whatever. Want something to drink?"

[gravitational-laws]

"Water would be great, thank you! As for why I'm here, I've got a job for you. It has five dollars on the line! Also your life, probably. Are you in?"

[gravitational-laws]

While working away at the portal, Celestina just manages to catch the sound of a pebble falling nearby between metallic clangs. As she whips around, studying the landscape, she looks up just in time to see a manically grinning face almost directly above her. "Hiya, Tenner!"

"Fu—" Celestina raises the piece of metal she had in her hand, about to slam it against her assailient, before sighing upon realizing it was just Eda. "Fuck. You should... maybe consider not doing that shit to people. God damn."

[gravityfallsforestcreature]

"But it's funnnnnnnn."

Eda pouts, and drops out of the tree.

"Besides, I haven't gotten to feel properly intimidating in days, with everything that's going on..."

She stares off into the middle distance, then shakes her head.

"Aaaaanyway, I'm here to discuss business. I just got a friend accidentally possessed by an extremely powerful demon that until moments prior I didn't even believe exists, so I'm all in on whatever otherworldly jobs you pick up. Both ta distract myself from. that and to maybe find ways to fix it."

[gravitational-laws]

Celestins rolls her eyes. "You weren't intimidating. You were mildly surprising for a bit. I was going to slam your brains against the nearest tree with some scrap metal. Anyway. Who got possessed? Which demon?"

[gravityfallsforestcreature]

"Oh sure, yeah. Felt good anyway." "It's Googly. Uh, the one who works Greasy's. I'm not sure it'd be a great idea to say who's possessing them, especially out loud, but let's just say he's turned into a big bad Boogly-man. Get it?" Eda huffs a hollow laugh. "So. When can I get some work, do ya think? Especially any that might involve magic?"

[gravitational-laws]

"Oh. Ohh. Do me a favor, if you see her, or plan to meet up with them, let me tag along. He owes me. Ten whole dollars. Speaking of ten dollars. Back to your thing. I haaave a job. The portal isn't running, but it should be fine. The job is local, and simple! We just need to leave an omelette out in the woods for the client to take. So mushrooms, cheese, onions, bell pepper, chives, other vegetables, aaaand our egg. A dinosaur egg. To be exact."

[gravityfallsforestcreature]

"A... dinosaur egg? So not only are demons a thing, magic is real... we've got Jurassic Park too? And local?"

Eda tries to keep an air of nonchalant disbelief, but its clear she's excited by the prospect. Until the gears start to turn, and her expression turns dour.

"How 'local'? If you mean 'in our plane of existence', I don't think I'm willin' to fly out to Isla Nubar."

[gravitational-laws]

"I mean local. In the Falls local. We can get there on foot local. It takes half an hour to walk there local. Also, the fuck is Isla Nubar? Whatever your're thinking of, from the sound of the name, it's not that. It's. Well. You'll see. Not Jurassic Park, though! Not artificial."

[gravityfallsforestcreature]

Eda gasps.

"So then, we're going Jules Vernes? Journey to the center of the Falls... Count me the Frick in!"

She hops from foot to foot, obviously very eager.

[gravitational-laws]

"We're not going to the center of the falls, we're going to an old abandoned church. That way." Celestina points down south. "And then we go that way." She points to the ground.

[gravityfallsforestcreature]

"I- y- ughh." Eda rolls her eyes. "That's two literary references in a row you didn't get. And don't say anything about the movie I know Jurassic Park is a movie but it was a book first and yes I've read and seen both." She sighs, and looks off in the direction of the church, pondering for a moment. "Think we should grab the other two? Might be dangerous down there."

[gravitational-laws]

"I know Jules Vernes. I just elected to ignore your reference because it wasn't very clever. And... we can grab them if you want. It'd probably go easier with four people, yeah. But more people means more people to worry about. So let me just say, for the record, if you get snatched off for some dino's nest, I'm not doubling back. Sucks to suck."

[gravityfallsforestcreature]

"Har-dee-har. Like I'd get 'snatched'. The only flighted animals that'd even be big enough to lift me would be pterosaurs, not dinosaurs, and they'd-" She shakes her head and sighs. "But you don't want a paleobehavioral lecture. How about I go find Johnny G, you grab the other one I haven't named yet, and we meet up at the church in... oh... Hour and a half from now?" Eda slings her cane over her shoulder and cocks her head as she waits for an answer.

[gravitational-laws]

"Thanks for noticing I didn't want the lecture. Hour and a half sounds fine. See you laaaater."

[gravitational-laws]

While working away at the portal, Celestina just manages to catch the sound of a pebble falling nearby between metallic clangs. As she whips around, studying the landscape, she looks up just in time to see a manically grinning face almost directly above her. "Hiya, Tenner!"

"Fu—" Celestina raises the piece of metal she had in her hand, about to slam it against her assailient, before sighing upon realizing it was just Eda. "Fuck. You should... maybe consider not doing that shit to people. God damn."

[gravityfallsforestcreature]

"But it's funnnnnnnn."

Eda pouts, and drops out of the tree.

"Besides, I haven't gotten to feel properly intimidating in days, with everything that's going on..."

She stares off into the middle distance, then shakes her head.

"Aaaaanyway, I'm here to discuss business. I just got a friend accidentally possessed by an extremely powerful demon that until moments prior I didn't even believe exists, so I'm all in on whatever otherworldly jobs you pick up. Both ta distract myself from. that and to maybe find ways to fix it."

[gravitational-laws]

Celestins rolls her eyes. "You weren't intimidating. You were mildly surprising for a bit. I was going to slam your brains against the nearest tree with some scrap metal. Anyway. Who got possessed? Which demon?"

[gravityfallsforestcreature]

"Oh sure, yeah. Felt good anyway." "It's Googly. Uh, the one who works Greasy's. I'm not sure it'd be a great idea to say who's possessing them, especially out loud, but let's just say he's turned into a big bad Boogly-man. Get it?" Eda huffs a hollow laugh. "So. When can I get some work, do ya think? Especially any that might involve magic?"

[gravitational-laws]

"Oh. Ohh. Do me a favor, if you see her, or plan to meet up with them, let me tag along. He owes me. Ten whole dollars. Speaking of ten dollars. Back to your thing. I haaave a job. The portal isn't running, but it should be fine. The job is local, and simple! We just need to leave an omelette out in the woods for the client to take. So mushrooms, cheese, onions, bell pepper, chives, other vegetables, aaaand our egg. A dinosaur egg. To be exact."

[gravityfallsforestcreature]

"A... dinosaur egg? So not only are demons a thing, magic is real... we've got Jurassic Park too? And local?"

Eda tries to keep an air of nonchalant disbelief, but its clear she's excited by the prospect. Until the gears start to turn, and her expression turns dour.

"How 'local'? If you mean 'in our plane of existence', I don't think I'm willin' to fly out to Isla Nubar."

[gravitational-laws]

"I mean local. In the Falls local. We can get there on foot local. It takes half an hour to walk there local. Also, the fuck is Isla Nubar? Whatever your're thinking of, from the sound of the name, it's not that. It's. Well. You'll see. Not Jurassic Park, though! Not artificial."

[gravityfallsforestcreature]

Eda gasps.

"So then, we're going Jules Vernes? Journey to the center of the Falls... Count me the Frick in!"

She hops from foot to foot, obviously very eager.

[gravitational-laws]

"We're not going to the center of the falls, we're going to an old abandoned church. That way." Celestina points down south. "And then we go that way." She points to the ground.

[gravityfallsforestcreature]

"I- y- ughh." Eda rolls her eyes. "That's two literary references in a row you didn't get. And don't say anything about the movie I know Jurassic Park is a movie but it was a book first and yes I've read and seen both." She sighs, and looks off in the direction of the church, pondering for a moment. "Think we should grab the other two? Might be dangerous down there."

[gravitational-laws]

"I know Jules Vernes. I just elected to ignore your reference because it wasn't very clever. And... we can grab them if you want. It'd probably go easier with four people, yeah. But more people means more people to worry about. So let me just say, for the record, if you get snatched off for some dino's nest, I'm not doubling back. Sucks to suck."

[gravitational-laws]

While working away at the portal, Celestina just manages to catch the sound of a pebble falling nearby between metallic clangs. As she whips around, studying the landscape, she looks up just in time to see a manically grinning face almost directly above her. "Hiya, Tenner!"

"Fu—" Celestina raises the piece of metal she had in her hand, about to slam it against her assailient, before sighing upon realizing it was just Eda. "Fuck. You should... maybe consider not doing that shit to people. God damn."

[gravityfallsforestcreature]

"But it's funnnnnnnn."

Eda pouts, and drops out of the tree.

"Besides, I haven't gotten to feel properly intimidating in days, with everything that's going on..."

She stares off into the middle distance, then shakes her head.

"Aaaaanyway, I'm here to discuss business. I just got a friend accidentally possessed by an extremely powerful demon that until moments prior I didn't even believe exists, so I'm all in on whatever otherworldly jobs you pick up. Both ta distract myself from. that and to maybe find ways to fix it."

[gravitational-laws]

Celestins rolls her eyes. "You weren't intimidating. You were mildly surprising for a bit. I was going to slam your brains against the nearest tree with some scrap metal. Anyway. Who got possessed? Which demon?"

[gravityfallsforestcreature]

"Oh sure, yeah. Felt good anyway." "It's Googly. Uh, the one who works Greasy's. I'm not sure it'd be a great idea to say who's possessing them, especially out loud, but let's just say he's turned into a big bad Boogly-man. Get it?" Eda huffs a hollow laugh. "So. When can I get some work, do ya think? Especially any that might involve magic?"

[gravitational-laws]

"Oh. Ohh. Do me a favor, if you see her, or plan to meet up with them, let me tag along. He owes me. Ten whole dollars. Speaking of ten dollars. Back to your thing. I haaave a job. The portal isn't running, but it should be fine. The job is local, and simple! We just need to leave an omelette out in the woods for the client to take. So mushrooms, cheese, onions, bell pepper, chives, other vegetables, aaaand our egg. A dinosaur egg. To be exact."

[gravityfallsforestcreature]

"A... dinosaur egg? So not only are demons a thing, magic is real... we've got Jurassic Park too? And local?"

Eda tries to keep an air of nonchalant disbelief, but its clear she's excited by the prospect. Until the gears start to turn, and her expression turns dour.

"How 'local'? If you mean 'in our plane of existence', I don't think I'm willin' to fly out to Isla Nubar."

[gravitational-laws]

"I mean local. In the Falls local. We can get there on foot local. It takes half an hour to walk there local. Also, the fuck is Isla Nubar? Whatever your're thinking of, from the sound of the name, it's not that. It's. Well. You'll see. Not Jurassic Park, though! Not artificial."

[gravityfallsforestcreature]

Eda gasps.

"So then, we're going Jules Vernes? Journey to the center of the Falls... Count me the Frick in!"

She hops from foot to foot, obviously very eager.

[gravitational-laws]

"We're not going to the center of the falls, we're going to an old abandoned church. That way." Celestina points down south. "And then we go that way." She points to the ground.

[gravitational-laws]

While working away at the portal, Celestina just manages to catch the sound of a pebble falling nearby between metallic clangs. As she whips around, studying the landscape, she looks up just in time to see a manically grinning face almost directly above her. "Hiya, Tenner!"

"Fu—" Celestina raises the piece of metal she had in her hand, about to slam it against her assailient, before sighing upon realizing it was just Eda. "Fuck. You should... maybe consider not doing that shit to people. God damn."

[gravityfallsforestcreature]

"But it's funnnnnnnn."

Eda pouts, and drops out of the tree.

"Besides, I haven't gotten to feel properly intimidating in days, with everything that's going on..."

She stares off into the middle distance, then shakes her head.

"Aaaaanyway, I'm here to discuss business. I just got a friend accidentally possessed by an extremely powerful demon that until moments prior I didn't even believe exists, so I'm all in on whatever otherworldly jobs you pick up. Both ta distract myself from. that and to maybe find ways to fix it."

[gravitational-laws]

Celestins rolls her eyes. "You weren't intimidating. You were mildly surprising for a bit. I was going to slam your brains against the nearest tree with some scrap metal. Anyway. Who got possessed? Which demon?"

[gravityfallsforestcreature]

"Oh sure, yeah. Felt good anyway." "It's Googly. Uh, the one who works Greasy's. I'm not sure it'd be a great idea to say who's possessing them, especially out loud, but let's just say he's turned into a big bad Boogly-man. Get it?" Eda huffs a hollow laugh. "So. When can I get some work, do ya think? Especially any that might involve magic?"

[gravitational-laws]

"Oh. Ohh. Do me a favor, if you see her, or plan to meet up with them, let me tag along. He owes me. Ten whole dollars. Speaking of ten dollars. Back to your thing. I haaave a job. The portal isn't running, but it should be fine. The job is local, and simple! We just need to leave an omelette out in the woods for the client to take. So mushrooms, cheese, onions, bell pepper, chives, other vegetables, aaaand our egg. A dinosaur egg. To be exact."

[gravityfallsforestcreature]

"A... dinosaur egg? So not only are demons a thing, magic is real... we've got Jurassic Park too? And local?"

Eda tries to keep an air of nonchalant disbelief, but its clear she's excited by the prospect. Until the gears start to turn, and her expression turns dour.

"How 'local'? If you mean 'in our plane of existence', I don't think I'm willin' to fly out to Isla Nubar."

[gravitational-laws]

"I mean local. In the Falls local. We can get there on foot local. It takes half an hour to walk there local. Also, the fuck is Isla Nubar? Whatever your're thinking of, from the sound of the name, it's not that. It's. Well. You'll see. Not Jurassic Park, though! Not artificial."

[gravitational-laws]

While working away at the portal, Celestina just manages to catch the sound of a pebble falling nearby between metallic clangs. As she whips around, studying the landscape, she looks up just in time to see a manically grinning face almost directly above her. "Hiya, Tenner!"

"Fu—" Celestina raises the piece of metal she had in her hand, about to slam it against her assailient, before sighing upon realizing it was just Eda. "Fuck. You should... maybe consider not doing that shit to people. God damn."

[gravityfallsforestcreature]

"But it's funnnnnnnn."

Eda pouts, and drops out of the tree.

"Besides, I haven't gotten to feel properly intimidating in days, with everything that's going on..."

She stares off into the middle distance, then shakes her head.

"Aaaaanyway, I'm here to discuss business. I just got a friend accidentally possessed by an extremely powerful demon that until moments prior I didn't even believe exists, so I'm all in on whatever otherworldly jobs you pick up. Both ta distract myself from. that and to maybe find ways to fix it."

[gravitational-laws]

Celestins rolls her eyes. "You weren't intimidating. You were mildly surprising for a bit. I was going to slam your brains against the nearest tree with some scrap metal. Anyway. Who got possessed? Which demon?"

[gravityfallsforestcreature]

"Oh sure, yeah. Felt good anyway." "It's Googly. Uh, the one who works Greasy's. I'm not sure it'd be a great idea to say who's possessing them, especially out loud, but let's just say he's turned into a big bad Boogly-man. Get it?" Eda huffs a hollow laugh. "So. When can I get some work, do ya think? Especially any that might involve magic?"

[gravitational-laws]

"Oh. Ohh. Do me a favor, if you see her, or plan to meet up with them, let me tag along. He owes me. Ten whole dollars. Speaking of ten dollars. Back to your thing. I haaave a job. The portal isn't running, but it should be fine. The job is local, and simple! We just need to leave an omelette out in the woods for the client to take. So mushrooms, cheese, onions, bell pepper, chives, other vegetables, aaaand our egg. A dinosaur egg. To be exact."

[gravitational-laws]

While working away at the portal, Celestina just manages to catch the sound of a pebble falling nearby between metallic clangs. As she whips around, studying the landscape, she looks up just in time to see a manically grinning face almost directly above her. "Hiya, Tenner!"

"Fu—" Celestina raises the piece of metal she had in her hand, about to slam it against her assailient, before sighing upon realizing it was just Eda. "Fuck. You should... maybe consider not doing that shit to people. God damn."

[gravityfallsforestcreature]

"But it's funnnnnnnn."

Eda pouts, and drops out of the tree.

"Besides, I haven't gotten to feel properly intimidating in days, with everything that's going on..."

She stares off into the middle distance, then shakes her head.

"Aaaaanyway, I'm here to discuss business. I just got a friend accidentally possessed by an extremely powerful demon that until moments prior I didn't even believe exists, so I'm all in on whatever otherworldly jobs you pick up. Both ta distract myself from. that and to maybe find ways to fix it."

[gravitational-laws]

Celestins rolls her eyes. "You weren't intimidating. You were mildly surprising for a bit. I was going to slam your brains against the nearest tree with some scrap metal. Anyway. Who got possessed? Which demon?"