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dali-baby

my cactus has had slouching issues for years but look it grew a flower crown!!!

thechubbynerd

When you don’t feel like trying but you’re still cute

mal-educadx

eeeeevilhag

Neither land nor women are territories of conquest

intensional

this is the funniest thing ive seen in 2016 honestly

micdotcom

Love these. NativeVML teamed with People Against Suffering Oppression and Poverty to create the images — and are hoping to inspire a response all around the world.

antivancoffeelover

i feel really badly for scientists in the spn universe. like, the sun just starts fucking dying for no goddamn reason then bloop lol never mind everything’s good

wigglebox

chicago in that one year at the one time had a low pressure system like you wouldn’t even BELIEVE and next thing you know it’s GONE bob!!!! yeah well what about that time there was that random lightning storm in that one specific part of south dakota and by specific i mean in that 2 acre bit of land on that rural road YEAH??? WELL lemme tell you about that dang meteor shower! we didn’t even find any rocks! but we did find imprints of human bodies.

elizabethrobertajones

Remember that time the entire moon moved and there were two eclipses over North America within a week?

angelswatchingover

How about lighting striking one little town where people were getting wishes on a perfectly clear day? Weird thick fogs rolling though towns with no warning. Strange black fast moving clouds suddenly appearing over a cemetery in Montana. Some kind of earthquake happened in Pontiac that knocked down 100 trees in a perfect circle. An entire town of people go nuts and kill each other (twice).

Poor scientists. They must just be like:

pettyrevenge

At my shore house parking is always tight on weekends. I’m fortunate enough to have a driveway. It is my driveway and it’s not a common driveway. Next door a bunch of college students are renting it, and they think they can park in my driveway.

The first 2 or 3 weekends we are forgiving, tell them to move their car, and remind them that they cannot park here.

One weekend I came down separately. My parents were already down there and took a street spot. (It gets annoying to shuffle 3-4 cars around). I saw the neighbors car in our driveway again, but I had a plan this time. I parked behind them and said nothing. I usually don’t need to drive anywhere as I bike most places. About an hour and a half later we hear a knock on the door. I answer it, and guess who it is, the neighbor. He wants to move his car and he is sorry that he parked there. I get in my car and flip the kill switch. I park in a bad neighborhood so I have a kill switch that will cut power to my fuel pump, basically my car will crank but won’t start since no fuel is getting to the engine. After 30 seconds of trying to start a car that won’t start, I tell him my car’s computer needs to reset (BS story) and that takes half an hour. My family and I went out to dinner.

We come back and he was seething. He gave us a death stare for trapping his car on our property. He runs up to us and demands that I move my car. I told him that I’ll move it after I go to the bathroom (this wasn’t a joke I really had to take a shit). It completely slipped my mind. About half an hour later we get a knock on the door. Its the police, hilarity will ensue. The cop said that I need to move my car out of my neighbor’s driveway. I asked him to repeat himself. My neighbor told the cop that I parked in HIS driveway. I asked the officer to look at where the property line is as I assured him that it was my driveway. I went on telling the officer that this is not the first time he has parked here and we have asked him to stop. I moved my car so he could pull out. It was totally worth it seeing the cop write up a trespassing ticket for my neighbor. Have fun with that fine buddy.