when you get to the yeti’s house in twilight princess
Here’s the recipe for that soup thanks to Nintendo!
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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when you get to the yeti’s house in twilight princess
Here’s the recipe for that soup thanks to Nintendo!
The Official “Log Off” Protest F.A.Q!
The “Log Off” protest is in response to the recent NSFW ban announced by Tumblr. The ban flags all content the filtering system detects as NSFW, reducing visibility to the community. The system has proven time and time again that is inefficient, oftentimes flagging SFW material as NSFW.
This SFW material includes art, memes and so on. This ban directly hurts the community and will not solve the actual problems at hand due to the poor flagging system. Because of this, the entire community will suffer.
So to respond, I propose that every user on Tumblr logs off of Tumblr for 24 hours on December 17th at 12 am EST.
Times are listed above depending on timezone!
This post responds to some very common questions about the protest. So make sure to read it over!
How to Export Your Blog:
https://tumblr.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/360005118894-Export-your-blog
Alternative Sites:
Pillowfort
Mastodan
Wordpress
There is also an official Tumblr blog (ironic, huh?) and Twitter for the protest! It’s at:
Twitter - https://twitter.com/logoffprotest
Tumblr - https://logoffprotest.tumblr.com/
There will be official updates on each account. Make sure to tag us in any posts, or use the hashtag #logoff2018 !
Thanks for your support guys. Let’s fight to make Tumblr better. Actually better.
Hey y'all! For those who’ve been asking, this is the info about what this blog is doing on the 17th. I hope y'all will join me.
everybody shut the fuck up and post this picture of reggie fils-amie and sonicfox
Please spread the word that enrollment for health care ends Dec 15. #obamacare
Art By IG: @floortjesart
Instagram: @artwoonz
Alternatives to Tumblr if Yahoo goes any further
Soup.io - well-known alternative to Tumblr. Reblogging, post types, themes, collab blogs, dashboard, artsy, great community already there. Soup can auto-import everything you’ve posted on Tumblr.
TypePad - Includes reblogging. Dashboard and post types similar to Tumblr.
Jux - Artful posts, beautiful blogging experience
Reblogging cause one day it just may be neccessary.
It became necessary
WordPress will also import Tumblr blogs.
More Cursemark Tomes, because I really like them. Oh, and a message about saving throws and cursemarks. I originally intended for them to be saving throw based, and then conveniently forgot to include that.
The artwork used is an Unrestriced stock image by FrozenStocks.
If you like my homebrew and want to see more, please consider supporting me on Ko-Fi. Thanks!
Cursemark Tomes! I’ll reiterate the Players and Cursemarks note: these aren’t meant as loot or for players to just find. They’re meant to be plot items, wielded by a powerful NPC or villain. Obviously, you can give them to your players. Do so with caution. I mean, they have pretty long cooldowns between uses.
BREAKING NEWS! Everyone can contact MEPs, not just EU citizens!
Many thanks to @d-structive for fishing(no pun intended! :U) it out!
So, if you live in EU, are worried as heck about Article 13 & 11 and want to do something more besides signing petitions, here’s the links:
https://www.liberties.eu/en/campaigns/protect-free-speech-campaign-online-censorship/249
https://www.liberties.eu/en/campaigns/copyright-online-censorship-europe-campaign/293 (updated page of the former)
To send the email to your MEPs, all you’ll have to do is fill in a few info in the “sign the letter” option (aka: your full name, an email address and your own Country):
For good measure, I just did so in both the pages.
Here it comes the best part: EVERYONE around the world can sign and send those letter, so GO GO GO!
In addition, don’t forget that there are at least a couple of petitions on “change.org”:
https://www.change.org/p/european-parliament-stop-the-censorship-machinery-save-the-internet
https://www.change.org/p/stop-censorship-in-europe
And if you wish to learn more about this whole matter, https://saveyourinternet.eu/ will always be there.
Oh,boy…Hopefully, this thing will be somehow useful…Welp, let me spread the thing…
I signed this just a few days ago, it’s really easy so please go do it, all y'all!
I forgot to make a Thanksgiving post
So I want to thank @mtibbs89, @kajatrash, @deezmo, @mindfroggery, @graybeastoface, @meet-the-far, and everyone else with cool goblin characters for providing us with that good goblin content.
Anyone feel free to add on to this with your favorite tumblr goblins.
Ajfgkfkdkf the goblin appreciation is so real ; ~ ; love you guys <3
Aww thank you so much, idek what to say <333 makes me so happy ugh ;-;
@boz-potatoz @bopadoodle @bblebubbles @chubbydragonkitty and I know I have more that haven’t been tagged but I can’t remember them all
But thank you for your goblins. We all be blessed with little shark toothed cuties :3
Also a big thank you to @jona-draws for sharing her adorable cuties with the world!!
of course!! <3
HECKING THANK YOU!!! <33333
Potion appearances, because rolling tables. The artwork on the second page is a stock image by Frozenstocks.
More common potions by Vharen Felspar, my alchemist character. I’ll try to get more homebrew up, soon! (Just bogged down with class work at the moment)
House Hunters: D&D Edition.
Alright, on a more serious note, I was inspired by a recent ask to redo my original building generator that I made a while back (and add a lot more tables and detail to it). It’s by no means an end-all-be-all set of rolling tables, just an outline to get things started and developed. Have fun looking for a home base for your adventurers!
The artwork used is stock by Fumar-Porros. They create all of it using SketchUp and Photoshop. It’s really impressive!
Buy Me a Coffee?
A quick rolling table for clothing, based on clothing from the medieval and renaissance period. Yes, there is the possibility of wearing no shirt and two vests on the first page. Yes that was somewhat intentional. I think I’m funny at 2 am.
Life Events
If, like me, you were kind of disappointed by the Life Event Tables in the Dungeon Master’s Guide here are a few supplementary tables!
fat bodies tutorial!
ALRIGHT SO my pal @kalreyno wanted help with drawing fat characters and as a fat artist i felt like i could give a bit of helpful insight on that. there’s also been a lot of complaining about “boo hoo fat characters are hard to draw so i can’t include them in my work Ever” goin on lately so if that’s your case then this is for you too!! and also just for anyone who would like help with fat bodies in general, ofc. anyway, let’s get this show on the road!!
let’s start with some common misconceptions. these are the two main attempts at chubby bodies i run into, so i’ll focus on them.
the Anime Chubby i see everywhere, and it’s just……so wrong in many ways. first of all, there is almost no additional body fat compared to your average thin character - except for where it’s added in “attractive” places (breasts, hips, thighs). the breasts are way too perky, and don’t have the realistic shape fat would give them (though how to draw accurate breasts is another tutorial all on its own lmao). there is still a thigh gap, which usually only happens in very thin people, and bones are still visible on the surface of the skin, which also rarely happens in fat people.
the Michelin Man is better in some ways, but still not that great. it’s a slightly better attempt, but basically all that’s done there is taking a thin character and blowing them up, while giving no thought to fat distribution. the thigh gap is usually still present, and they look a lot more hard than soft - and fat is very soft and pliable.
here’s a chart on how fat usually distributes (if you can’t read my messy writing, “1. next to no fat, 2. moderate amount, 3. most of the fat distribution”). basically, the more muscle an area has, the more prone it is to develop fat, such as the abdomen, thighs, and upper arms. it’s important to note that fat sits on top of muscle, and that it does distribute in different levels, and not evenly across the body as shown in the Michelin Man.
now, here’s an accurate fat body with all of that kept in mind!! notice how the fat isn’t only kept to aesthetically pleasing areas, and how it sits realistically on the character’s body. their breasts sag a lot more, which happens even in thin people with larger breasts, and the nipples are pointing more downwards than straight out. there is no thigh gap in sight, there are no bones in sight, and most importantly, they have fat rolls, which are very important in drawing a convincing fat character!! as far as i know i’ve never met a single person with no rolls at all, and everyone has them, whether thin or fat - they’re just more prominent and more consistently present in fat people. pay close attention to where they are and how they’re shaped.
here are a couple of drawings showing how fat is affected when sitting vs stretching. as seen in the first, the fat specifically on the stomach is distributed a lot more evenly and stretched out, so it becomes “flatter”. the love handles are still pretty visible, though, as well as the fat on the thighs and arms. the breasts are raised with the shoulders, and the fat on the shoulders and near the neck forms rolls as it’s being pushed together.
in the second, there is a lot less room for distribution, so the fat is all pushed together. the breasts sag and the stomach forms rolls and spills into the lap. a good analogy for the way fat works is to liken it to a water balloon, and thinking of how its shape would change when resting flat on a surface, hanging off of a ledge, held upright, etc.
here are a few extra tips i find a lot of people miss!
first on the top is the hip/pubic region. the first circle is showing the way the bellybutton is folded in fat people, as opposed to stretched out in thinner people. the second is the stomach fat spilling over onto the pubic region and creating a separation in the two areas, which is something that’s missing in a lot of art. in addition, the pubic mound also gains fat, making it round as seen in the profile drawing i did up there (i’ve heard people refer to it as fupa?). the last in the hip region is the lack of a thigh gap. i can’t stress this enough!!!! if you’re trying to draw a convincing fat character, make sure their thighs are pretty much always touching!! for reference, mine literally don’t separate until my feet are about 2ft from each other.
the bottom right is showing the double chin, which a lot of people are afraid to draw!! fat does distribute itself here too, and there’s nothing wrong with it, so don’t feel like you shouldn’t give fat characters a double chin in your work for fear of it looking like a caricature.
in the bottom middle, it’s showing how fat affects different types of breasts with the presence of more or less breast tissue.
lastly, at the very right are stretch marks with their usual locations and directions, which i also can’t stress enough!!!!! i sometimes forget to add them honestly, but they’re so important in accurately portraying fat characters, as they literally come from the skin being stretched from fat being gained (and they’re also just rlly neat lookin like why wouldn’t you lmao). some people have less and some people have more, feel free to experiment with them!
the last thing is body types!! there isn’t one single way for a person to be fat, so feel free to experiment with shapes once you’ve learned the basics!!
so there you have it, a tutorial on how to draw chubs!! now go forth and make some accurate fanart or some rad fat characters, because the world could always use more of both. hmu if you have any questions or concerns, and thanks for reading!!
EDIT: someone pointed out the bad wording in the tutorial. thank you for bringing it to my attention and sorry for offending anybody. i’ve updated the tut, so please reblog this one!
Okay so I am literally about to cry. I’m not an artist, but I love looking at art. And like. It makes me feel so worthless to see beautiful art with “fat” characters that are just extra curvey because I am so not that, and seeing only the sexy curvy drawings makes me feel like I am somehow the wrong kind of fat. But this. This is so spot on. I have stretch marks and I have a double chin and I have like a fatty pouch in my pelvic area and my breasts are not perky and my thighs do not touch and just… All of it. Seeing art of someone who looks like me makes me feel… Worthy. Some artist thought a body like mine was worth drawing, and that is so wonderful and validating and flattering. People enjoying said art is so good too. And like. Wow. I just want to cry.
This is a very good resource. Take note, people: “I wasn’t trained to draw fat people” is not an excuse.
How to Fix Tumblr’s “No Posts with External Links Show Up in Tags” Nonsense!
Hey fellow creators! So, as some folks may have recently become aware, Tumblr posts with external links don’t show up in relevant tags (as detailed in this post). IE, if you post a Steven Universe picture and tag it “Steven Universe” and there’s an external link in the post, it won’t actually show up in the “Steven Universe” tag! This is very frustrating! What if I make a post and want to link to my Twitter in the description? What if I want to link people to my online store when I post a piece of art? What if I want to link to a YouTube video and still have it show up under the relevant tags I put into the post?
Hold on to your butts kids cuz here’s how we cheat the system.
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The thing about Tumblr’s Anti-Linking nonsense works is that it only blocks external links. Internal links are fine. So if you wanted to post a link to another Tumblr post, or someone’s Tumblr blog, you’re good. But if you wanted to link to your Twitter page or something, you’re screwed. So, all we gotta do is make your external link into a Tumblr link. Sounds weird. I know. But here’s how it works.
First, go to your Tumblr blog. Hit the “Edit Theme” tab.
In the theme editor sidebar, scroll all the way to the bottom, the “Page” section. (Here’s what mine looks like- I already have a few of these set up)
Hit “Add a Page”, and this window will pop up. By default it’s set to be a Standard Page. Hit the dropdown and select “redirect”.
For this example, let’s say I want to link to my Twitter page. I’ll name the page “Twitter” (this is what the redirect URL will end up being- IE yourblogname.tumblr.com/Twitter), and insert my Twitter URL under the “Redirect To” tab. Leave “Show a link to this page” turned off. (Unless you want the link to show up on your blog, in which case, turn it on. Do what you want, I’m not your mom)
Hit “Save”, and your new page should now show up on your Page list!
And done! So now, let’s say I wanted to use the new link in the text portion of a post. Simply use the Tumblr redirect link instead of the direct URL! As a test, I linked to my Twitter in a test post, using the redirect link instead of the direct link, and there it is in the tag! Success!
I recommend making a Redirect Page for any external links you’ll be using frequently. I like to post links to my webcomic/Twitter in posts fairly often, but doing that made me take a pretty big hit since my posts wouldn’t show up in tags. With this method, I can keep the external links, and have stuff show up when I tag it! Workarounds are fun!
Hope that helps! -Star
(Reblog to spread the word!)
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