commission me please

Local Edgy Rat and Friendly Neighborhood Corpse Fucker. Legally ordained reverend. she/they

[copperisbald]

🏳️‍⚧️

[akiiame-blog]

"Isn't she lovely?" 💜

[valetcorgi]

midnight experimental jax art since I’m still not over her

made this in one sitting jeeeesus christ i need SLEEP😭 (design inspo by @kaisklsnsstuff !! go check his art out pleaseee its so good!!!)

[irl-donut]

millions of terminally online girls are going through this right now

[r-truth]

[gischtglas]

[hybernating-bear]

That's because this is Silmarillion

[the-commonplace-book]

[earthlingmars]

Trip

[morbart]

Give me a post-Fusion mini-story where Samus has to deal with another infant of Ridley’s species and is torn between the ideas of blowing its brains out to save everyone some trouble, or trying really hard to raise it with some understanding of right and wrong.

[morbart]

Less than a week later:

[morbart]

[morbart]

The saga continues, feat. Remember Me? Anthony

[morbart]

The whole internet loves The Baby 2, a lovely baby space dragon who’s best friends with a Pichu! 

Update: We regret to inform you that The Baby 2 has eaten the Pichu

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[verygoodcomments]

[time-woods]

Tied and bound (oc fate)

[plastiboo]

[wizardpotions]

if you are an adult on the internet your tolerance for something a little horny or god forbid fetish content needs to be higher if you believe in any kind of unmonetised connection online.

everything is someones sex thing in some way, if you arent willing to politely scroll past furry art or honestly some not very explicit horny posting you are letting big censorship win.

[misophonie]

sharing a full screenshot uncropped is kind of like bending over in a little skirt and pulling it up a little

[scribeherself]

“they never explicitly looked at the camera and said ‘i am experiencing immense grief’ so how was i supposed to know??” i don’t know what to tell you, man. if a story doesn’t spoon-feed you the character's internal emotional state like a jar of mashed peas, you guys just willingly starve. subtext is not a myth, i promise it won't bite you.

[canismajorly]

she would have been so famous on myspace

[cowabummer101]

People would have had to go to therapy over getting kicked off her Top 8. The sheer devasation

[prokopetz]

You know, when I've remarked that a lot of the responses to my posts feel like people are just plucking out keywords they think they recognise based on the shape of them and replying to what they imagine the post says based on that, the possibility never occurred to me that this is actually how many American schools are currently teaching kids to read.

[maeneiii]

the alley