commission me please

Local Edgy Rat and Friendly Neighborhood Corpse Fucker. Legally ordained reverend. she/they

[plastiboo]

[wizardpotions]

if you are an adult on the internet your tolerance for something a little horny or god forbid fetish content needs to be higher if you believe in any kind of unmonetised connection online.

everything is someones sex thing in some way, if you arent willing to politely scroll past furry art or honestly some not very explicit horny posting you are letting big censorship win.

[misophonie]

sharing a full screenshot uncropped is kind of like bending over in a little skirt and pulling it up a little

[scribeherself]

“they never explicitly looked at the camera and said ‘i am experiencing immense grief’ so how was i supposed to know??” i don’t know what to tell you, man. if a story doesn’t spoon-feed you the character's internal emotional state like a jar of mashed peas, you guys just willingly starve. subtext is not a myth, i promise it won't bite you.

[canismajorly]

she would have been so famous on myspace

[cowabummer101]

People would have had to go to therapy over getting kicked off her Top 8. The sheer devasation

[prokopetz]

You know, when I've remarked that a lot of the responses to my posts feel like people are just plucking out keywords they think they recognise based on the shape of them and replying to what they imagine the post says based on that, the possibility never occurred to me that this is actually how many American schools are currently teaching kids to read.

[maeneiii]

the alley

[kuropin]

I have no mouth but i must bicker (continuing from the previous drawings)

[pancakeke]

this morning i got a spam call that just played clown waiting music for a few seconds and then hung up on me. which really pissed me off a lot

[pancakeke]

looking for a job and hoping for a callback only to get clownrolled is insane

[the-amazing-digital-swat-unit]

tacticalfem jax

[rasticore]

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[rasticore]

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[dankmemeuniversity]

[iamoutofideas]

[soundtestmenu]

fiskbot is fucking back

[ferrettaur]

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

[rasticore]

i exclusively post about niche fetish universes now i guess

[rasticore]

when you're hanging with the other florets and you see the dude who used to bully the shit out of you growing up but now he's a she and has the parts of like six different animals taking it in every orifice possible