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◤ * ·˚. incoming txt » brianna & matt.

BRIANNA: oh yeah? and how should i go about doing that?

BRIANNA: can you not crash pls?

BRIANNA: drinks are poured, so where are you? i'm going to start without you soon.

MATT: i'd like to see you on your knees but we can discuss details in person

MATT: i'll try not to, i know it would just break ur heart if i did

MATT: i'm here, open the damn door already

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◤ * ·˚. incoming txt » brianna & matt.

BRIANNA: fucking hell matty, now i feel bad :/

BRIANNA: [http://68.media.tumblr.com/8d06d0ca4cfddb13e61c3ee677cb6125/tumblr_inline_ofjt9hV6o81tw2m0e_250.jpg]

BRIANNA: that set's actually way cuter, don't you think? ;)

MATT: no need to feel bad you can make up for it later

MATT: jesus christ, i almost crashed my car

MATT: i’ll be there soon, start pouring out the drinks, by the time netflix loads i’ll be there

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◤ * ·˚. incoming txt » brianna & matt.

BRIANNA: you've got certificates? aw, don't throw them out.

BRIANNA: sorry, that was my bad.

BRIANNA: how much more do you need tho? that's the question.

MATT: too late, they're already shredded and burnt down to dust

MATT: just enough to get the gas going.. (like just one more pic of you in your underwear & i'm good i swear)

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◤ * ·˚. incoming txt » brianna & matt.

BRIANNA: guess you were, sorry babe :/

BRIANNA: i was being sarcastic.

BRIANNA: [http://68.media.tumblr.com/c7e6ea8c8796872466c3eb1356863289/tumblr_inline_ofjt9jYddZ1tw2m0e_250.jpg]

MATT: damn that's disappointing, i guess i have to throw out all those certificates now

MATT: yikes it's just so hard to hear sarcasm through text

MATT: wow i'm pretty convinced right now i'm in my car but i'm just going to need a little bit more convincing to get me to drive

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◤ * ·˚. incoming txt » brianna & matt.

BRIANNA: please matty, you're not that special.

BRIANNA: 20% is a lot. maybe you shouldn't risk it.

BRIANNA: is that your subtle way of asking me to convince you?

MATT: but that's what everyone told me as a kid, have i been lied to this entire time ?

MATT: 20% isn't that much, if it's not over 50% it doesn't even count

MATT: yes it definitely is

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◤ * ·˚. incoming txt » brianna & matt.

BRIANNA: i mean, i wasn't but if you wanna see it that way then that's cool too.

BRIANNA: how sure are you that you have something to do in the morning tho?

BRIANNA: doesn't matter what i think. you'll probably end up here no matter what.

MATT: just admit you were inviting me to netflix and chill, it's okay i won't tell anyone

MATT: i'm like 20% sure

MATT: you seem pretty sure i'll be going maybe i should have some self control for one night and not go..

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◤ * ·˚. incoming txt » brianna & matt.

BRIANNA: ok, so i've got a full bottle of sangria and netflix loading as we speak.

BRIANNA: what could be better for a lazy night in ??

BRIANNA: not much imo :)

MATT: if this is your cheesy way of saying netflix and chill then.. i'm in i guess

MATT: but idk i think i have something to do in the morning..

MATT: what do you think i should do ?

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heartfelt-zahir:

“Sunday nights are just not the same without my show, you know…” Zahir sighed as he took a sip of his beer. “Two more weeks until the new season premieres and my fans are begging me for sneak peaks. I cant wait for them to watch it!”

“ wow.. conceited much ? i’m just saying, you can wait for your show for another couple of days but i’m going to be satisfied with my watching of the simpsons and bob’s burgers. why not just g i v e them sneak peaks already ? it’s not illegal and i DOUBT you sharing a clip will ruin their viewing experience.. ”

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nevadcs:

the raven haired girl glances up from her seat, to look at the other. ‘ i wish i could say i memorized all my lines. ’ she voices with a h a l f smile. ‘ but that would be a complete and total LIE. ’ nevada adds as she closes the script before her. ‘ distract me ? ’ the girl asks with a small tilt of her head.

while matthew could care less, he did like messing with the girl. “ you should probably memorize them soon, no offense but you’ve clearly been slacking in your latest episodes. be careful, no one likes a l a z y actress.. ” — “ why are you depending on ME to distract you ? can’t netflix help you ? or.. just about anyone else ? “

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scledads:

“ two things – one: i have the worst fucking MIGRAINE. two: i only heard one sentence come out of your mouth before i started tuning you out, but uh, news flash ? i don’t think i care ? ”

“ why not take some advil instead of complaining about your migraine ? damn, i was SO looking forward to sharing with you my entire day from when i woke up to this moment. now i’m gonna h a v e to start all over ! okay, so i woke up and this girl hits me up, right ? y’know what ? long story short: she thought she had a std but it was just a tattoo.. “

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fxkash:

“ you know what’s super underrated ?? root beer floats. i made one for dinner, added a little  bit of vodka, and it’s seriously just about the best non-human thing i’ve put in my mouth all week. i mean, you can spend like, three grand on some vanilla ice cream with gold shavings or you can make a root beer float for under ten bucks and i guarantee you that the latter will be so much better. “

“ y’know what’s an unpopular opinion ? root beer floats taste like c r a p . i believe ice cream and soda are two of the greater parts of my childhood but they’re better off separate. anyone that thinks otherwise, i cannot trust and they probably should be worried about their health because root beer floats just screams ‘ DIABETES IN A CUP ’ ! ”

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gutierrcz:

“ if any musician e v e r tells you lyrics are easy — they’re most likely lying. or they have a ghost-writer. ”

“ why do you tell me this ? are you having trouble with rhyming words ? songs nowadays don’t even make sense, it just has to r h y m e and have a good beat and people are entertained. ”

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ofmvlias:

“ you know the most common fear among the population is death ? ” malia tilts her head to the side, chocolate hues flickering upward as she hums in thought; presumably contemplating her next words. “ MORBID, huh ? ” she captures her lesser lip between pearled ivories before proceeding. “ or rather is it where we’re going a f t e r the fact ? in that case, i’m sure i’ll be seeing you in hell. we’ll enjoy the view of eternal flames together – remind me to bring some marshmallows. anyway, have you seen my new spring collection ? i hate it. ” 

matthew wanted to simply ignore her travelogue as he did with everyone but the subject was to absurd to disregard. “why would anyone fear death? or hell for that matter? hell will be wonderful and personally, i can’t WAIT for it. all the sinners will end up there and sinners are the best kinds of people.” he was confused at the subject alteration but he went along with it. “strange transition to the topic of clothes but no i haven’t seen it yet, my interests don’t include looking at fashion collections..”

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austenhq:

“ i went to one of my friends parties at some club downtown & some guy tried bribing me to ‘netflix & chill’ with booze. don’t get me wrong, i love alcohol & could never say no to a bottle of tequila but ‘netflix & chill’ should have been left in 2016. ”

“ i never understood why that phrase caught on for so long like i was fine when it wasn’t a popular phrase. but once i saw it on phone cases and t-shirts, i knew it was DEAD for. i hate that phrase, can’t we move on now and save everyone from all the c r i n g i n g ? ”

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yO i’m dana ! im gonna be out for the next couple of hours rip but if anyone wants to plot with this horrible mess of a person aka gray then just like this and i’ll slide into your dm’s later but yeah i’m up for any kind of connection with him but warning:he’s a rude asshole