EXPLOSIVE MONOCHROME

sundress with nothing underneath

[juelzsantanabandana]

All girls do is lie and play that cat game on they phone

[thursday]

*gracefully flips over a quesadilla* anyone would be lucky to have me

[takealookatyourlife]

It’s so fucked up that women are so universally dismissed and hated in society that nearly every single woman goes through a phase (if not a lifetime) of thinking she isn’t like other women purely because she has rational thoughts, hobbies, feelings, and needs.

[5ummit]

me: *worries that I’m Evil and Manipulative and tries very hard every day to be a good person*

me: oh my god

me: I’m manipulating people into thinking I’m good

[steadfast-deactivated20191017]

[maureen2musings]

[i-can-only-bliss-out-deactivate]

insanity

[smexytroll-deactivated20180826]

If i lived here I would have to stay inside most of the time because going outside would cause my heart to explode and i think i speak on behlaf of most people too

[grayincandescence]

Where is this I want to spend all my days here

[oikawaonline-deactivated2022080]

Andy Samberg Shares His Rejected Golden Globes Jokes.

[worldofthecutestcuties]

[fruitsgardens]

my children have too many legs .. but they are handsome and strong

[edwaddd-deactivated20141015]

i only type in lowercase because i hate capitalism

[akitron]

People keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like I’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about lmao Listen, death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.

[bunnyfood]

[catsbeaversandducks]

“Just get in the car, Alice. I’ll explain on the way.”

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ramisuschrist-blog]

me as a detective: WHO DID THIS 😂😂😂

[nothingreallymakesmehappy]

i found my deviantart from when i was 12 i dont deserve this

[nothingreallymakesmehappy]

me

[davidfosterflawless-deactivated]

a lonesome peanut

[tastefullyoffensive]

[a6]

where would i be, as a person and in society, without rice

what’s with all these stories of hundred plus year old vampires falling in love with teenagers like yes they might LOOK your age but you’ve got a few centuries of maturity on them I want vampires falling in love with 40 year old suburban housewives and business executives and preschool teachers not high school students

[melthemagpie]

vampires falling in love with spry 90-year-old great-grandmothers

[strix-alba]

(x)

[marisatomay]

me: if youre dead you dont have to do homework or get stressed over school so it would eliminate anxiety

my therapist: