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Grayson Anderson BLAH BLAH BLAH

[grayson-anderson]

PM || Hayson

[heather-anderson]

What are you talking about, sunshine? Are you trying to confuse me by changing the topic now? Because FYI, my answer is still no, she’s not coming with us. How is he harmless? He’s using Emmett, and taking advantage of the fact that he has feelings for him. There’s nothing harmless about that. Plus, he’s trying to do the same thing with you! Yes, them as well, especially that slut Poppy. It’s common knowledge that that whole family is trash.

[grayson-anderson]

No, I’m still talking about Brooke. Actually it sounds like a bad idea so you’re probably right about not inviting her. She could fall and hurt the baby or something. It’s fine, okay? Emmett’s a big boy. And if he wants to keep messing around with Riley even though he knows his body count looks like a phone number, then it’s their business and not yours. I don’t have feelings for Riley, so, no, he’s not doing anything to me. Poppy can do whatever she wants because she’s crazy hot. The Hopez’s can’t help they have great genes. You can’t let them go to waste.

[grayson-anderson]

PM || Graura

[laurapuckerman]

I don’t know, bad, not something one would do for fun?…Borrow Cassie? For what? To communicate wih the ghosts that live in your mansion? I don’t think that’s going to solve it, senpai. Cassie can’t talk yet, so she won’t be able to explain what the evil spirits want for you. Though I guess her screaming might just chase them away, I guess. Maybe you should just google a medium while you’re at it. I don’t know much about breeding, unless it involves Pokemon eggs. But that’s good, or well, not good that he got his girlfriend pregnant, but for a moment I thought that ‘How good are you at changing diapers?’ was supposed to be a pick up line and that would even be bad according to my very low standards.

[grayson-anderson]

That’s very helpful and descriptive, thank you. That’s true, but she could point and make baby noises at whatever’s creeping around my place. They probably want money or something. Even dead people want money. I can’t just bring home a screaming baby, my dads would kill me. Or maybe they’ll be excited to have a kid in the house again. You have to breed Pokemon eggs? You don’t just catch them in the little balls? I’m still trying decide if it’s good or not good too. What do you think? No, but I guess it could be if you’re a DILF or MILF. 

[rileylopez]

PM || Griley

[rileylopez]

Oh right, I sorta forgot, you were like super busy with your practice buddy and geting punched in the face and stuff. Still think you could have made time for me inbetween those things happening, though. See, I knew it, you’re totes jealous! Wait, I don’t get the problem.. Just break up with Brooke? Or I could be like your new practice buddy, since Valerie is super creepy anyways and probably like, wants to drink your blood afterwards. Um, no? Em and I aren’t dating? He just has a crush on me and stuff.

[grayson-anderson]

No, not her. Also don’t repeat that to anyone else, please. The punching definitely did happen, but my face made a full recovery and that’s what matters. We can hang out soon, I promise. I can’t break up with Brooke even if I wanted to, dude. And no more practice buddies. Ever. Unless I’m dating someone which I don’t see happening for a long time. Why not? You obviously have a crush on him too. 

[grayson-anderson]

PM || Hayson

[heather-anderson]

And why is that? If this is you trying to get my permission for her to come along on our skii-ing trip then you can just forget it, mister. They’re not harmless, they’re sluts, all of them. Just look at what your tiny midget friend is doing to Emmett. Well, obvi Tommy is the biggest slut of them all, but the rest of his family is still totally gross.

[grayson-anderson]

No. I actually hadn’t thought of inviting her until now. Actually, can pregnant people ski? Is it safe? Riley? He’s actually harmless. Sometimes he talks too much and I don’t think he’ll ever stop trying to get into my pants, but he’s still harmless. Really? Poppy and Ashley?

[grayson-anderson]

PM || Graura

[laurapuckerman]

Those are some pretty specific questions…First of all, not very good? I only have one younger sibling, the others just behave like babies. I’ve done it a few times with Cassie, but it’s pretty gross… The rest of those questions Google can probably answer for you, or for your mysterious friend. Except for maybe the ghost question. So, is there any reason in particular why this friend wants to know how good I am at changing diapers? 

[grayson-anderson]

Do you think your mom would let me borrow Cassie? Just how gross was it? You’re basically Google, Laurapedia. The ghost question is like the most important one. Yeah, his girlfriend is pregnant and he’s kind of freaking out and I thought I could help by asking the smartest person I know a few questions. Plus you have an actual baby in you house. 

[rileylopez]

PM || Griley

You know, Grays, it’s been like 5-E-V-E-R since we like talked and stuff and I like, dunno why? Are you like jealous of me and Emmett or something? Cause there’s like no reason to be. I’d still totes sleep with you, just saying… there’s like no rule about only having sex with one brother in the Besties Rulebook so… Let me know when and stuff??

[grayson-anderson]

Yeah, we’ve been busy with our partners and stuff. Actually, yeah, I’m a little jealous of you guys, but don’t tell the midget I said that. Yes, I know, Riley. You’ve been saying that forever. I can’t sleep with you because Brooke and I are still dating and aren’t you dating Emmett yet?

[grayson-anderson]

PM || Hayson

[heather-anderson]

Not at all? There’s obviously something wrong in that girl’s head since she forgave you for being a slut and for sleeping with that gross Smythe girl. Speaking of which, I don’t think you should hang out with those Hopez’s anymore, buttercup. They’re clearly a terrible influence on you. 

[grayson-anderson]

A simple no would have been fine, Heather. Besides I think you should get used to the idea of her being around more. What, why? They’re harmless. Well, except Tommy. He’s a grade A idiot for dumping you. 

[grayson-anderson]

PM || Graura

Are you any good at changing diapers? When people sleep with their babies, do they ever roll over suffocate them? How common is SIDS? Oh, and is it true that babies can see ghosts and shit? Asking for a friend...

[grayson-anderson]

PM || Hayson

So you’ve grown to like Brooke a lot since we started dating again, right?

[grayson-anderson]

PM|| Grayke

[brookeporter]

…..I’m pregnant.

I don’t know how it happened, but it happened… And my mom is never going to allow me to have an abortion so my life is over… everything is ruined because of one stupid mistake…

[grayson-anderson]

You’re pregnant? With a...baby?

[grayson-anderson]

PM|| Grayke

[brookeporter]

Just.. everything is! My life is like a nightmare I can’t wake up from, and it just keeps getting worse… and the worst part hasn’t even happened yet, And I want to tell you what’s going on but I feel like you would either not care or just hate me for it. So I don’t know what to do.. breaking up would be the easiest, I guess..

[grayson-anderson]

Brooke, babe, what are you talking about? If there’s something going on with you then I care and I definitely couldn’t hate you for whatever it is you’re freaking out about. Is it? I mean it wouldn’t change anything because you'll still be upset and I’ll still be confused. 

[grayson-anderson]

PM|| Grayke

[brookeporter]

It means that some mistakes are permanent and you can’t fix them, no matter how much you wish you could… Obviously she wants attention from you, with her stupid, ugly dye job… doesn’t mean you have to give her that attention, but you always do… No, I can’t, because everything is messed up and… I don’t know, okay? Maybe it’s better if we just break up again. It’s only a matter of time before you dump me anyways…

[grayson-anderson]

I don’t have any plans to ever dump you, but it already sounds like you’re trying to break up with me for some reason. Okay, fine so I won’t give her anymore of my attention. What’s exactly messed up?

[grayson-anderson]

PM|| Grayke

[brookeporter]

Some things you can’t just move past, Grayson. Why does she think it’s okay still to talk to you? Are you sure you’re not giving her any reason to believe that? I don’t know what I’m supposed to think. Things were good between us before, but that didn’t stop you from ruining everything.

[grayson-anderson]

What’s that supposed to mean? I don’t know? I guess she just wants some attention from me? I’ve already told her to back off once before so I’m not really sure what else I’m supposed to do. I know that too. Can you just tell me what to do so I can fix what I did?

[grayson-anderson]

PM|| Grayke

[brookeporter]

Just because you haven’t done anything lately doesn’t make everything you’ve done to me okay. …Valerie? Oh, I see, so you’ve been talking to her again… I knew it, I knew I couldn’t trust you… why don’t you just date her instead, since you’re so freaking obsessed with her.

[grayson-anderson]

I know that. I thought we were moving past all of that stuff. It’s more like she’s been talking to me. She was talking about a bunch of crazy stuff and I just blew her off, I swear. You can’t seriously think I would get involved with her again after things started getting good with us, right?

[grayson-anderson]

PM|| Grayke

[brookeporter]

Because you deserved it. Just leave me the hell alone, Grayson. You’ve ruined my life enough as it is. 

[grayson-anderson]

Did I miss something? I haven’t done anything lately, have I? I thought we were doing just fine. Unless this is your way of telling me that Valerie was actually right and not just making up bullshit.

[grayson-anderson]

PM|| Grayke

Do you wanna talk about why you punched me in the face? Or do you wanna keep riding the crazy train with Smythe?

[valerie-smythe]

PM || Gralerie

[valerie-smythe]

…You’re so stupid that I’m literally just feeling embarresed for you. Like I said, fine, don’t believe me. But thanks for that suggestion. I probably should let Fabray know that you’re becoming a daddy soon. I’m sure he’d love writing about that.

[grayson-anderson]

I think you mean you’re jealous of Brooke. Which everyone already knows, but do you have to be so obvious about it? Good luck with that. Fabray has been in a slump lately so I doubt he’ll care about anything you have to say. Nice hair, by the way. Really suites you.