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HEATHER PUCKERMAN • 19 • FASHION MAJOR • NYC ♥ MARRIED TO URIAH PUCKERMAN ♥ I'm Heather and I'm most likely not interested in whoever the hell you are, especially if you're one of those dorky mouthbreathing glee club losers. Basically you don't speak to me unless you're spoken to, but if you do decide to piss me off then be prepared to be added to my slushie list.

[grayson-anderson]

PM || Hayson

[grayson-anderson]

No. I actually hadn’t thought of inviting her until now. Actually, can pregnant people ski? Is it safe? Riley? He’s actually harmless. Sometimes he talks too much and I don’t think he’ll ever stop trying to get into my pants, but he’s still harmless. Really? Poppy and Ashley?

[heather-anderson]

What are you talking about, sunshine? Are you trying to confuse me by changing the topic now? Because FYI, my answer is still no, she’s not coming with us. How is he harmless? He’s using Emmett, and taking advantage of the fact that he has feelings for him. There’s nothing harmless about that. Plus, he’s trying to do the same thing with you! Yes, them as well, especially that slut Poppy. It’s common knowledge that that whole family is trash.

[grayson-anderson]

PM || Hayson

[grayson-anderson]

A simple no would have been fine, Heather. Besides I think you should get used to the idea of her being around more. What, why? They’re harmless. Well, except Tommy. He’s a grade A idiot for dumping you. 

[heather-anderson]

And why is that? If this is you trying to get my permission for her to come along on our skii-ing trip then you can just forget it, mister. They’re not harmless, they’re sluts, all of them. Just look at what your tiny midget friend is doing to Emmett. Well, obvi Tommy is the biggest slut of them all, but the rest of his family is still totally gross.

[grayson-anderson]

PM || Hayson

So you’ve grown to like Brooke a lot since we started dating again, right?

[heather-anderson]

Not at all? There’s obviously something wrong in that girl’s head since she forgave you for being a slut and for sleeping with that gross Smythe girl. Speaking of which, I don’t think you should hang out with those Hopez’s anymore, buttercup. They're clearly a terrible influence on you. 

[heather-anderson]

PM || Huriah

[uriahpuckerman]

I wouldn’t call it being happy over it, not upset, sure, but not exactly happy. Which is understandable., Heather, really… No, not just drive around. See what we can get to when we get there. Or if there’s not suitable, we could also escape to our spot in the woods. Spend some time with nature, just not how we usually do. 

[heather-anderson]

Whatever, you’re not fooling me, Puckerman. Good, then stop bringing up things like that. I want you right now, just you... and I don’t want to talk about other guys either.. Like I said, I’m fine with anything as long as I’m with you. So, wherever you want to go, whatever you want to do...

[heather-anderson]

PM || Huriah

[uriahpuckerman]

Yea, of course it made me jealous. But just because he’s out of the picture doesn’t mean much. It’s only a matter of time before you find yourself a new golden boy to sport on your arm, right? … How about I pick you up on my bike and we get out of Lima for the day? Not far, to one of the neighboring towns, we’d be home by sundown. But some place where you and your ex-block head don’t have remnants. 

[heather-anderson]

So, that means you’re happy that he’s out of the way. I don’t know, maybe.. maybe not.. that’s not something that’s on my mind at the moment. And do what, exactly? Just driving around? Alright, I suppose we could, whatever you want to do. I just don’t want to be alone right now...

[heather-anderson]

PM || Huriah

[uriahpuckerman]

Why would I be happy about Tommy breaking up with you? It’s not like I gain much out of it. The only difference now is that you’re publicly single instead of publicly seeing someone else. Try not to make assumptions there, I’m trying to empathize with you… I’m proposing whatever you want to do. Whatever is up to Heather Anderson’s standards and will cheer her up the most … because, not offence, crying and cuddling in bed probably isn’t gonna do much other than let you dwell on it. 

[heather-anderson]

Oh please, of course you’re happy. Just admit it, the fact that you had to share me with him made you totally jealous. I don’t know, I already went shopping but even new Louboutins couldn’t make me feel better. So, I’m open to suggestions.

[heather-anderson]

PM || Huriah

[uriahpuckerman]

Yeesh, Heather, I was joking around. I know you’re in a bad mood but try not to be so serious. Alright, okay, I’ll try harder then… Nothing, just another joke, but you don’t seem to be enjoying those so moving on. Why don’t we do something to get your mind off of it all? How’s that sound? 

[heather-anderson]

It’s not funny, Puckerman. Nothing about this is funny, especially your awful jokes. I know you’re happy about Tommy dumping me but could you please not make it that obvious? That depends on what you’re proposing, and how terribly annoying you’re going to be about it. 

[heather-anderson]

PM || Huriah

[uriahpuckerman]

Of course I want you too feel better as well. And to make you happy, which is why I’ve agreed to attempt to be a decent enough human being to you for a little while… wow, I guess I am. Huh, now I get why you were so upset. 

Sure princess, I can do that. Maybe the compliments part too, we’ll see when I get there, okay?

[heather-anderson]

...For a little while? You’re just impossible... If this is you trying and being nice then it’s not helping me at all. And what’s that supposed to mean?

Right.

[heather-anderson]

PM || Huriah

[uriahpuckerman]

Old habits die hard, I guess. Alright, okay, turning it off and biting tongue. I’m not gonna answer what I meant by that because I’m bring nice for now and you want to feel better. 

I’m not gonna be mean to you, Heather, as promised. Now what do you want me to do? 

[heather-anderson]

And why do you have to make it sound like that’s such a hard thing to do? Don’t you want me to feel better as well? You’re my boyfriend, my only boyfriend... you’re supposed to want to make me happy. I shouldn’t have to ask.

..Hold me? I’d like to cuddle for a while... receiving some compliments would be nice too.

[heather-anderson]

PM || Huriah

[uriahpuckerman]

Of course I care that you’re upset, and I’m very sorry that you’re upset… Right… Look, he’s very obviously a jerk for dumping you, could probably consider him an idiot too. But what’s the big deal? Are you upset that he broke up with you, or are you upset that he broke up with you?

Look… if you need someone to come over at all then I’m available. Is that the kind of treatment you want? 

[heather-anderson]

Then why can’t you just say it then? Why do you have make me feel worse first? And I have no idea what you mean by that. Tommy broke up with me, for no good reason and I have every right to feel upset about that. We’ve dated for over a year.. he was my first real boyfriend.. I’m sorry if that pisses you off but can’t you turn that off for now and make me feel better?

I don’t know. Not if you’re going to be mean to me.

[heather-anderson]

PM || Huriah

[uriahpuckerman]

What a nice way to talk about the people I spend my time with… I’m sorry, Heather, but what would you like me to say right now? I’m sorry your actual boyfriend broke up with you? Should I come wipe your tears for you or something? Don’t tell me you don’t understand how weird that sounds.  

I’m sure it probably sucks, but I don’t really know how to sympathize with someone over something like that. Sorry. I’m around if you need to vent and all, but I’m not gonna act like it’s something devastating. 

[heather-anderson]

Who cares whether it’s nice or not?? We both know it’s the truth. Yes! Yes, that would be a what you’re supposed to say and do but clearly you don’t give a damn about me. You don’t care that I’m upset because you’re a jerk.

Fine, then don’t. If this is how you treat me then I don’t even want to talk to you.

[heather-anderson]

PM || Huriah

[uriahpuckerman]

Right, well, while that could be a possibility, I can probably promise you that he’s not seeing any of them. Recheck you crazy cheer friends … besides, it was only a matter of time before something like this happened Heather. Gotta make due with what you can. 

[heather-anderson]

How would you know who they’re sleeping with?? Those sluts probably can’t even remember that themselves. ...Seriously, Uriah? Is that all you have to say?? 

I don’t even know why I’m surprised.... don’t know why I expected any comforting from you.... you’re such a heartless jerk...

[heather-anderson]

PM || Huriah

[uriahpuckerman]

Yikes, that’s gotta suck, princess. Why’d he do that to you? 

[heather-anderson]

I DON’T KNOW! It makes no sense! Why would anyone want to break up with me?? He gave me some whimpy excuse, the ‘it’s not you, it’s me’ kind of crap. I think he’s seeing someone else... One of your gross slutty friends probably seduced my little honeybee. I just can’t believe this is happening...

[heather-anderson]

PM || Huriah

Tommy broke up with me....

[uriahpuckerman]

PM: My point is, what do you do if he finds out? I don’t want to some how be the thing that messes up what you have with such a nice guy… you deserve that kind of a guy, Heather… The kind that can buy you diamond rings for your anniversary… I don’t want your doing stupid things with me to ruin that for you.

[heather-anderson]

PM: I don’t understand why you keep asking me that, because he’s not going to find out. As long as neither of us talk about it, then he could’t possibly find out. Don’t you think that I know that you can’t buy me a diamond ring? It’s fine. Yes, it looks great on me, but I’m not bothered by you not giving me one. I’m happy just to be with you and spend time with you. I love you, Uriah..

[uriahpuckerman]

PM: You’re right, I shouldn’t, because he’s not a tool. He seems like a really really nice guy to be with. Who can give you nice things and shit… What I’m talking about is I don’t get why you’re risking that. 

[heather-anderson]

PM: He is, Tommy is really nice most of the time. I still don’t see your point, though. I’m not risking anything, because he doesn’t have to know that I’m also in love with you. 

[thomaslopez]

I don’t know, potatoes? Holy crap, I seriously love your dads, babe. I don’t mind if they come. I mean they sort of bought the tickets. We can totally sneak away after they fall asleep or something. We probably have to find ways to stay warm though.

[heather-anderson]

What would be romantic about that, honeybee? Don’t be silly.. I love them too, but that doesn’t mean I want them around me 24/7, especially when I’m on a trip with my boyfriend. I don’t think you have to worry about that, angel. Don’t I always keep you warm?