“You’re not clever, you’re just a n n o y i n g .”
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“You’re not clever, you’re just a n n o y i n g .”
i will always have nightmares of that day. no matter how much time has passed, i will always remember. the nightmares will never allow me to forget. i will never allow myself to forget.
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a muggle au where astoria is set up on a blind date by her parents with cormac mclaggen bc he comes from a wealthy family
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* there’s a suicide mention in this.
doc, there’s a hole where something was.
i’m a loose bolt of a complete machine.
what a match, i’m half doomed and you’re semi-sweet.
nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy.
say my name and his in the same breath.
these friends, they don’t love you.
the best of us can find happiness in misery.
hell or glory, i don’t want anything in between.
never the same person when i go to sleep.
why won’t the world revolve around me?
but i don’t know much about classic cars.
i must confess: i’m in love with my own sins.
you can bow and pretend that you don’t know you’re a legend.
i don’t just want to be a footnote in someone else’s happiness.
does your husband know the way that the sunshine gleams from your wedding band?
but i will never end up like him – behind my back, i already am.
keep a calendar, this way you will always know.
i wanna scream ‘i love you’ from the top of my lungs, but i’m afraid that someone else will hear me.
you can only blame your problems on the world for so long before it all becomes the same old song.
time doesn’t care about anyone or anything.
i will never believe in anything again.
i got troubled thoughts and the self-esteem to match.
i still want you back.
who gave up on you?
if home is where the heart is, then we’re all just fucked.
are all the good times getting gone?
i’m not a crybaby – i’m the crybaby.
oh my friends all lie and say they only want the best wishes from me.
dear gravity, you held me down in this starless city.
when all the others were just stirring awake, i’m trying to trick myself to fall asleep again.
what makes you so special?
i’m gonna teach you how we’re all alone.
if we don’t take the medication, we won’t sleep for days.
i want to get stuck, and be golden in your memory.
have you ever wanted to disappear?
but don’t let the doctor in, i wanna blow off steam.
call me mr. benzedrine.
i’m a stray dog sick, please let me in.
don’t feel bad for the suicidal cats, gotta kill themselves nine times before they get it right.
oh hell yes! i’m a nervous wreck. oh hell yes, the drugs just make me reset.
knock once for the father, twice for the son, three times for the holy ghost.
❛Speaking of strange, what are you wearing?❜
“––Excuse me? I’ll have you know this is what being well dressed looks like.”
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“Oi–– Do you mind? Can you be insufferable somewhere else other than the corridor.”
i. I love you in the way backed up freeway traffic loves a car accident – a beige sedan wrapped around the front of a truck, the road a scrapyard of shattered glass and twisted metal, and every driver straining their necks to catch a glimpse of the bodies they know are there. Eyes wide open, fearful and morbidly curious; no one wants to lay their gaze on a corpse, but they can’t seem to look away, no matter how they’re hurried along, no matter how they’re warned. ii. I love you in the way a forest fire loves the woods. The earth is charred and eaten out by flame, grimy soot smothering the once vibrant grass, and firefighters trudge through the wreckage in heavy rubber boots and smoke hoods to clear out debris. Their lungs expand and struggle for oxygen, choked out by smoke, and the fire rages on, undeterred. iii. I love you in the way the rocky shore loves a shipwreck; scattered, jagged planks of splintered wood that jut from the ocean’s tides like fingers reaching out for help. This is an island that knows no footsteps, just the sweet, mellifluous sound of driftwood nudging up onto soft golden sand. There is no flaw in the sea’s waves; the moon pushes and pulls, and the water opens her arms like an old lover. iv. I love you in the way that opiates love an addict. ‘Trust me,’ they say. ‘One last time. Don’t give up on me.’ They whisper sweet nothings. They mean their promise when they say it, and then two hours later, you are on the floor, and you are dead, or you are dying. ‘I won’t hurt you again,’ they say. ‘Trust me.’ v. I love you, but I will destroy you from the inside out, and I will not fight your battles but instead I will become one, and I will not vomit up false promises of forever, because when I say that I will love you wholly and without condition, I mean every word. And I will force you to bare your throat to me, and I will rip it from you because I love you in the way that feral dogs love to bite, I love you in the way that a hurricane loves a city, I love you in the way that cancer loves the woman that it killed. vi. In short: I love you in the way your parents warned you about.
“A Flame to a Moth,” by dimepoetry (via dimepoetry)
Long Ass List of Daredevil Sentence Starters
"Scream all you want. Come on, let me hear you scream. Scream loud. Nobody gives a shit down here."
"I gotta go bribe a cop."
"But seriously, yeah, I gotta go bribe a cop."
"Please stop giving my mom cigars."
"Look, I'm not asking you to do anything immoral."
"You've never done this before?"
"Maybe we can help each other."
"All I did was ask him for a drink."
"Define yourself by what you have, value the differences, make no apologies for what you lack."
"I thought I detected a whiff of virtue in there."
"But I'm awkward and unfashionable. Those things don't seem to apply to you."
"I just don't feel like going home okay?"
"So let's hop a few bars, not think about it."
"Your outfit kind of sucks, by the way."
"You haven't told me anything about you."
"Okay, good because I was starting to worry you might be in love with me."
"I drank the eel. Not a euphemism."
"And we are now filled with mighty eel strength!"
"After what you told me, I'm never going home again."
"I know you're scared, but I'm here to help you. Okay? - You don't have to be scared anymore."
"I make a heck of a latte, if you're interested."
"Facts have no moral judgment. They merely state what is. Not what we think of them, not what we feel."
"I know how hard this must be for you."
"You have no idea how any of this is for me."
"They have to pay for what they've done."
"They won't listen."
"We'll make them listen."
"You do not want to test me."
"You think this is still about you?"
"You should have just killed me. You coward."
"This is an offer, not an order."
"I did some digging into your, uh past activities."
"A man/woman that can be bought isn't worth having."
"I said you should move on. Didn't say anything about me."
"Even though our perception of it changes, one thing remains constant. The past can never be completely erased. It lingers."
"I've been lied to before by men/women. Some were even decent ones but they still felt the need to be dishonest about things that mattered."
"Hey, that's not a reason, it's an excuse."
"He's/She's like a sexual Rain Man."
"I want you to touch my face."
"Just tell me what you feel."
"You need anything else, you know where to find me."
"You want the short answer or the long one?"
"We need to contain this."
"Lying to that woman is impossible."
"Choose a side."
"I'm the closest he/she has to family. He'd/She'd do the same for me."
"That wasn't very smart, but it was fun watching you bleed."
"Life is not a fairy tale. Not everyone deserves a happy ending."
"Animals don't stop fighting. Not until one of them is dead."
"Admittedly, I'm a work in progress."
"Let's get this started."
"You know what they call stuff like that? Gifts. The special kind. The kind that very few people have. Or deserve."
"Smart don't come out of books, kid. Smart is making the right decision at the right time."
"Big world. Not all of it flowers and sunshine, and the only way guys like you and me can survive is to grab it by the throat and never let go."
"Are you gonna lie there all night or get up off your ass?"
"What a shithole."
"This is my life and I made something of it, without you."
"Relationships are a luxury men like you and me can't afford."
"Is that why you left? Huh? To protect me?"
"You got heart kid, but heart's not enough."
"Anger is a spark, good. Rage is a wildfire, out of control, therefore useless. Just like you."
"We all pay for our choices."
"I've learned a lot since you've been gone."
"You're a dick."
"Say that you want my help."
"I want you to help yourself."
"I don't need a friend. I need a soldier."
"In war, people die. If it's not you, it's the guy next to you."
"I swear I will not kill anybody. Pussy."
"Never is a man more good looking than when he is in love."
"You do your job, I'll do mine."
"On occasion some dickery may leak out, but doesn't mean I'm wrong."
"So, how long before I do something that pisses you off?"
"You can't listen to people like that. You have to just block them out."
"Yeah, you're just a guy, right? A really, really good-looking guy."
"If you weren't half dead, I would kick your ass."
"We're gonna be the best damn avocados this city has ever seen."
"Misspelling 'Hanukkah' is a mistake. Attempted murder is a little something else."
"Well, we seldom get everything we want. Not in this world."
"You were really something back in the day. When you had a soul."
"I'm not afraid to die."
"We'll be together, that's all that matters."
"You really think that this will change anything?"