GOODFELLAS (1990)
feel free to change details and pronouns as you see fit. some nsfw and triggering material.
as far back as i can remember, i always wanted to be a gangster.
it was there that i knew i belonged.
my father was always pissed off.
the way i saw it everybody takes a beating sometime.
that was the first time i had ever seen anyone shot.
i got to toughen this kid up.
you might know who we are, but we know who you are.
i’m not mad, i’’m proud of you.
never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut.
what the fuck is so funny about me?
get the fuck out of here, ___.
when i leave my house in the morning i look over both shoulders.
i’m trying to bang this broad. help me out.
you got some nerve standing me up.
i forgot. i thought it was next week.
i thought you would stand me up.
what happened? are you alright?
why don’t you go inside and get yourself together. clean up.
i swear on my mother, if you touch her again, you’re dead.
i got to admit the truth. it turned me on.
what kind of person doesn’t call?
leave him alone. he’s suffered enough.
normal people don’t act like this.
give me a break. she’s drunk.
i don’t know if i could live like that.
god forbid, what would happen if you had to go to prison?
nobody goes to jail unless they want to.
come on, don’t worry so much, sweetie. come here.
i need money to go shopping.
let me shoot him in his fucking mouth.
i didn’t want to get blood on your floor.
i’ll make you something to eat.
tell me, where you been? i haven’t seen you.
you don’t eat much, you don’t talk much.
what do you like, the leg or the wing?
what happened to the car?
so he got shot in the foot. big fucking deal.
i look in your face and i know you’re lying.
get out of my life. i can’t stand you.
that bandage on your foot is bigger than your fucking head.
don’t take shit from nobody.
you got a problem with what i did?
don’t hang up on me. i want to talk to you.
i’m crazy enough to kill both of you.
you know i love you, don’t you? you’re all i want, ___.
please, put the gun down.
what are you, fucking crazy?
i can’t stop people from visiting me.
in a month we’ll be fine.
you don’t have to go anywhere. make them wait.
go get yourself something nice.
it’s an occasion. have a drink.
i know something happened.
i can’t fucking believe it.
there was nothing we could do about it.
the drugs are making your mind into mush.
i almost got into an accident on the way here.
everything’s gonna be all right in the morning.
do you think you can come over, fuck me, then leave?
please stop feeding the dog from the table from the plate on
top of it.
i got to go home and get my hat.
you don’t want to talk, don’t talk. i don’t give a fuck.
you looked me in the eyes and lied to me.
i really, really need your help. i really do.
if we stay around here we’re dead.
i ordered spaghetti with marinara sauce and i got egg noodles with ketchup.
i get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.