“LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!”
“I hear that the people are hungry for Q&As with the STAR RACERS! And what bigger star than the UNION PACIFIC HIMSELF?!”
“…Wait, we’re just going right now? No prep?”
“When else? Everyone’s just dying to hear how the REIGNING CHAMPION’s prepping for the BIG RACE!!! If you’re out there in the audience, there’s HIGH DEMAND for the KING OF THE TRACK, so make sure to send your asks in quick, quick, QUICK!”
“No, no, hold on a sec— I’m not ready. Put me down, I gotta fix my hair!”
“Sorry, Greaseball, what was that? I can’t hear you over the sound of the askbox EXPLODING with QUESTIONS for you!!!!”
RULES:
no hard NSFW
in-character & oc interactions are 🆗‼️. this includes other stex productions and non-stex characters
don’t expect quality
or seriousness
at all
i’ll try to answer all asks, but i’m not obligated to!