Ask Greasy Joe
Will have my shirt off for the next few days. Ask Greasy Joe.
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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YOU ARE THE REASON

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@greasyjoe
Ask Greasy Joe
Will have my shirt off for the next few days. Ask Greasy Joe.
Nathan Hale here, hero and martyr of th3 American revolution. Fan of kitty and nervous about her well being. Keep her safe
Yeah I don’t know if you know how the relationship between a man and his wife is supposed to work, but it ain’t about her. I’ll keep myself satisfied and if there’s after effects then there’s after effects. Point is that I’m in charge and I’m the big Greased up stallion who runs this shit like a shaolin temple. Punk ass motherfucker.
Elinor
@kittycherk are you seeing this?
@greasyjoe
Hello Elinor im so sorry.... he cant help himself... noone is safe
Calm down greasy joe doesn’t play like that. I messaged you because you’re a warrior of joe with a decent following and I need you to spread the word of my return. Heed my message disciple.
Go forth conquering, and to conquer.
hello joe
Clingy
I’m still fucking mad at you
Yo who tf is greasy Joe????
The man who’s gonna kill Jack Schlossberg. Was originally gonna go for Netanyahu but I’ve come around on the guy. He’s still a war criminal and maniac but as a fellow balding angry man I can understand him. However the Israelis have no right to the holy lands. That is rightful Seljuk and Antiochan territory.
omg are you really back? i’ve missed you, joey. ❤️ text me later?
God Ross Ulbricht is the fucking man I mean holy fuck I was getting shit the Xingu tribe were straight huffing through the nose seeing ancestor spirits and nazgul and shit delivered right to my fucking door. I mean the government barely had shit on it. Old time drug dealers at least had to have a random retarded kid who’d be the fall guy to get arrested for that shit but they didn’t even take out the middle man they took out all the men. You could shoot your load into the sink and grab your افغان ہیروئن right at the front door. Then they arrested him for exercising his constitutional rights. Now he’s free and lame. Guess the Pagans are still the guys to buy from. What a fucking shame.
we love you big joe never change
Look up Ogallala Aquifer. We’re so fucked
the one and only Nathan Hale speaking, just hopping in to say i miss you. ❤️
I miss 90’s Cali Cartel coke and the fat bitches who’d give you a handy for a sniff of it. Who cares.
Fuck you Nathan Hale
On God fuck Leslie Odam Junior
Can you stop tagging amrev on your posts its really weird and annoying go find some other fandom to harass
You’re on the internet buddy you can’t tell me to do shit. Why the fuck would I listen to you. You’re a chud bouse d2 absolute fucking squid. I’m a chad touse d1 mogger slamming bitches every way under the sun. Got a colonoscopy last week and the results said “fat cock”. Greasy Joe found a verse in the vibe that prophesied himself.
There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. Ezekiel 23:20
Cuck little bitch
Fuck all of you
Play sucks donkey dick
Slammin that kittycherk
joe I need your ass dead and gone
Lot of people feel that way. Doesn’t mean it’ll happen retard lardo fat ass fuck head moron. I’ll fuck you sideways and refuse child support on the baby.
Joe I need you to take somebody out. It will be an easy job. This person is evil. You are my only ally Joe. Come back.
My bad. Haven’t had need to be here. The spring has come and my focus is on my crops and on Armenians. My hate is drawn elsewhere. Who do you need capped.
Need help on capture.
A while ago a user on tumbler by the name of @kittycherk accepted my proposal for marriage. However I am scared this acceptance was farcical. She has not been returning my messages or my calls, even if I send a significant amount in one day. This is worrying me. Many of the current members of my harem are getting older and less hot. Need this bad bitch here immediately. I’ve been doing research and so far have obtained her full legal name, address, schools, numerous pictures, etc. Need help gathering more information. If you all have something to help me with my search please contact. Greasy Joe out.
Joe. I know i was aware of your harem when I accepted, but im starting to feel less sure of joining this ... group dynamic.I dont know why you made this essentially public hit on me...but this should have stayed private.
I still love you joe, I think I always will. Im just a little nervous thats all...
PM ME DEAR, or send me a thoughtful reblog 💋
You seem to be playing games with me and taking me seriously. I am coming to your home. I will enter the house regardless of who’s there. And I will wait for you. You are going to be mine. I love you. You will love me.
im ready for you joe
No one has ever said this and then stood by it after I was done with them. Ran through Im telling you. Like the hindenburg tried going through the eye of a needle.
Greasy Joe what are your thoughts on Aleksander Kwaśniewski
sounds too polacky not a fan