Smash A Little Windowpane

hello friends and welcome to my blog. enjoy your stay.

[weenie-kun]

We sharing anaesthetic stories?? I had to have dental surgery when i was in middle school.

According to my mom and sister the very first thing i did upon waking up was BOLT upright and proceed to try and shove my ENTIRE fist in my mouth as fast as possible.

I had to be physically stopped, and i proceeded to sob my eyes out for the next 20 minutes. Somehow, i didnt damage anything 🤣

sorry that imagery is so vivid i just..

?????LOL

[kingfucko]

i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

i’m losing my mind

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

STOP REBLOGGING THIS my phone is glitching an astronomical amount and I immediately knew the culprit was one of my tumblr posts gaining traction

[avatardoggo]

oh

GROOVE WITH ME BABY

[fruitviking]

You gotta have

Soul

[steveyockey]

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

[revolutionnaire-farouche]

the results came back: the doctor says the beating of my heart echoes the beating of the drums

[revolutionnaire-farouche]

citizens I checked the weather app and apparently there's one more day before the storm

[queerpeers]

yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*

[queerpeers]

[xuxii-bunny]

Is there a transfem version?!?

[queerpeers]

ask and ye shall receive

[roseycanvas]

Nonbinary version?

[queerpeers]

enjoy 💛🤍💜🖤

[queerpeers]

like status: sick 😎

[british-catgirl]

happy pride month I fucking love powerpoint slide transitions and gender transitions

[isuggestrespecttranspeople]

Reblog status: sick 😎

-🌦️🍭

[vitoriabas]

Some wacky illustrations for a short dissertation I wrote for my Masters, exploring the relationship between medieval illuminations, marginalia, and online ads.

Markers on cartridge paper.

[pmamtraveller]

Ricardo Martínez de Hoyos - El Brujo (The Wizard), oil on canvas, 1971

[enchantedbook]

Art by Shigeru Mizuki

[ammit420]

no condoms i jus superglue my dick shut #nutfortress

[tragicburnout]

i’m a lover, a yearner, and a freak

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

[uredrunk]

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[dogpuppy]

[mereologic]

you've got to admit you were wrong every once in a while. it gives other people false hope that they can convince you of things

[depsidase]