Yikes

my name is knight and I'm full of sin

[gaydrienagreste]

its rare for me to hold a grudge against something or someone for more than a month but its been almost seven years and the percy jackson movies still piss me off

[mhtfhyyy]

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

a delicate scale

[fifthtee]

if you’re feeling sad

[saltycatfish]

Chilly fall day. 🍁

[un-kn0wnn25]

Carol of the Bells played by basketballs

[mlcookies]

How lit is this lol

[prismatic-bell]

Please appreciate that those basketballs had to be inflated to different pressures to produce notes. Not only did they have to tune the balls, they had to figure out not when the balls should hit but when they should be dropped to hit at the appropriate time.

[kadeart]

If Fantastic Beasts made by Studio Ghibli

Bonus :

[karpetshark]

imagine sheet ghosts but instead of a plain white sheet it’s the sheet pattern of whatever was on their bed while they were alive

[karpetshark]

this is actually pretty fun, i invite u all to make ur own cute sheet ghosts

[frolikinofficial-deactivated202]

@spooky-ghost-bun

[actualdogvines]

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[greatest-knight]

Me: no worries!

Narrator: she had several worries

[28l4]

do you ever sit with a group of people and not say anything for  the entire time so theres no reason for you to be there youre just awkwardly listening to people converse while doing your own thing and wondering how its so easy for them to just talk or why its so hard for you to say anything

[sappharah]

my life is basically just a constant cycle of finally getting past the thing i was stressing about and then immediately finding something else to stress me out even if it isn’t happening for another 4 months

[unclefather]

[iamnolongerhere-l-deactivated20]

when someone asks me about my best friend

[polebunyan-deactivated20181114]

A Pole Man’s Christmas

[thebakeprincess]

I just woke up my house.

[earlgreytea68]

10/10, will show up in my Inception Christmasfic. 

[melonishvarts]

[tomorrowandbeyond]

[spockvarietyhour]

HOW DID YOU FIND MY CRYING SHED

[itswalky]

Been looking at this for a while, and something about it seemed off.  Something else is going on here, behind the scenes.  And it hit me.

Look at where the floor is.  Her legs, in order to reach it, must be Liefeldian in length!  And then the obvious solution presented itself.

She’s standing on a dog!

No wonder this man is in here crying. She is a monster.

[wackd-archive]

Far be it from me to argue with someone with nineteen years and counting of artistic experience, but that is exactly what I’m going to do, right now! Watch me! 

Yes, examination of that background and the marks on the floor of the shed lead me to the conclusion that there’s a great big hill of sand for her to be standing on. Thus obviously the reason he’s crying is that he’s just finished sweeping and now she’s letting all the sand in. As someone who spent many years at a summer camp with a sandy bank by the lake, and who was often made to sweep his own bunk, I can assure you that this is an unforgivable offense. Sand is the worst and there is always more of it. 

[itswalky]

I will give you that there definitely appears to be sand.  However, it’s a clearly not a solid fixture of sand which would support the weight of an adult human woman.  

Unless…

now he can’t even close the door

fuck you, lady

[meqabitch-deactivated20200901]

I feel like the more tired a person is, the funnier they become. Like if I’m up at like 3 in the morning I think of the funniest shit, but when I’m up at normal hours my only source of comedy is fucking penis jokes and shitty puns.