Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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i don't do bad sauce passes
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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One Nice Bug Per Day
Not today Justin
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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if i look back, i am lost
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Elections
Get ready everyone, election time is here. As always we will announce the winner on the 25th of June. All may apply with a list of qualification and any other information for the voters. I will once again apply for another term of presidency with Rebecca as my VP. If you have any questions please feel free to message either of us. Thank you and Happy Political War-faring~
Some advice for when you’re writing and find yourself stuck in the middle of a scene:
kill someone
ask this question: “What could go wrong?” and write exactly how it goes wrong
switch the POV from your current character to another - a minor character, the antagonist, anyone
stop writing whatever scene you’re struggling with and skip to the next one you want to write
write the ending
write a sex scene
use a scene prompt
use sentence starters
read someone else’s writing
Never delete. Never read what you’ve already written. Pass Go, collect your $200, and keep going.
This is the literal best writing advice I have ever read. Period.
Special note: “Kill someone” means kill someone in the story. Please do not kill random real life passers by every time you hit a block. My lawyer says misunderstanding writing advice is not an acceptable defense. See you all in 25 to 50 years.
Me: *sees cat* No wonder the Ancient Egyptians worshiped these majestic fluffs of fur! So agile and graceful!
Cat: *gets claw stuck on something*
Me: *unhooking cat* So majestic...
Yelp is suing South Park for $10M because of their recent episode, meaning they’re essentially getting upset at them over a bad review.
*new yorker voice* bada bing
*other new yorker across the street* bada boom
*another New Yorker opens their window* FORGET ABOUT IT
*new yorker on rooftop* IM WALKIN HERE
their friendship gives me life
Damn it!
You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me
I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me
I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.
just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,
(cant take the midnight train ‘cause im fuckin scared)
New sacrifice
Apparently our dear VP has decided to name a person as sacrifice without my permission. Do I sense an uprising in the future? I shall ready my army then, anyhow Joe is our new sacrifice. Sorry goats, maybe another year. Alrighty, that’s it for this update, see ya monsters later
It has been one hour since the great power outage of 2015 began and I have once again started to fear the darkness and what lies behind it. The silence in this house is far to great for you to understand. How long can I survive like this and will anyone hear my desperate calls for help. O what a dark day this is, indeed.
Another hour has past there is no hope. I check the magic online line outage map, it has revealed that 500 people share the same awful fate as I. I had to put my phone in power saving mode turning the brightness down low and striping it of all its beautiful colors and only leaving hideous black and white. I fear I only prolonged it’s inevitable death. Who knows how long till I receive the gift of power once more
Four hours since the power outage. The heat in the house has risen to unprecedented levels. My phone remains at fifty percent for I have let it rest. I have turn to the ancient way of entertainment, paper books, I found my old paper copy of Harry Potter it’s a nice blast from the past. My father is crying over the lost of his television as for he can not turn to books as I have. My mother has call the mystic electric company to ask if a sacrifice was needed for power they said no they were not informed that the power was off at on our street. Maybe we will get power soon but, who knows.
It has been one hour since the great power outage of 2015 began and I have once again started to fear the darkness and what lies behind it. The silence in this house is far to great for you to understand. How long can I survive like this and will anyone hear my despite calls for help. O what a dark day this is, indeed.
Another hour has past there is no hope. I check the magic online line outage map, it has revealed that 500 people share the same awful fate as I. I had to put my phone in power saving mode turning the brightness down low and striping it of all its beautiful colors and only leaving hideous black and white. I fear I only prolonged it’s inevitable death. Who knows how long till I receive the gift of power once more.
My friend mic messed up and this is what happened
It’s been awhile
So i am back from my vacation up north and have returned safely. My VP apparently went insane while i was gone, but i managed to fix the issues soon after arriving. Currently up near my hometown there are flooding issues so it looks like i got out right on time. I managed to keep my criminal activity to a low during my freedom, so i don't expect any cops at my door anytime soon. I hope you kiddos were all good while i was away cuz now that i’m back i have a few new ideas for us all to play :D. First is hoshicon which i am taking the VP to cuz I’m the sugah mama in our relationship. So if anyone reading this is going to hoshicon, please feel free to let me know. I will definitely do my best to hide from you my entire time there. Anyway, done ranting, See you all sooner or later. For your sake i hope its later :P.
Celebratory death party
Today we finally say goodbye to our dear sacrificial goat, he has ruled the goat clan for 6 months but he must give his life for all of us. We celebrate his life and the coming of the new goat king tonight with the usual feast and passing of the crown. At midnight we shall light fireworks and place the fallen king on the runes of the gods before ending his life. With his death he shall bring us all good luck for the next 6 months before the gods grow hungry again.
So make sure to participate unless you want them to strike you down.
Update
The police investigation on the clan is still ongoing but they have yet to find any evidence of our more illegal club activities. Not that there is any because there is definitely not any with rebecca and her morals. It ruins all my fun but our night raid that was going to be on tuesday is canceled. Instead we are having a movie night, please brings snack and drinks, I will provide some choice movies from my vast collection. As you all know the majority of my movies are horror, so prepare to be afraid, though before 9 I will show some happier/funny movies. That is all, you can continue your internet browsing and other boring activities now.
Pizza Party
Today was another of our pizza parties, those attending greatly appreciated Pizza Hut’s pizza and the delivery guy was of course warmly welcomed. The pizza was provided by me, while drinks and plates were provided by our dear VP. The Pizza Hut was very generous with their dinner box deal which included the greatly valued breadsticks and even some cinnamon sticks which are of course a favorite of mine. Avatar the Last Airbender was played whist we ate our goods, so the event was a great success. Again thank you for your participation all those who came to the pizza party, we hope to see you again next time!
