The Prophet of Heaven

[greatestseth]

RP blog

Sup, bitches.

Welcome to the OC blog based on a series like Hotel Hazbin.

This blog has nothing to do with the series itself and is run by a fan like the rest of you.

Warning: Seth is in Heaven and also his character is somewhat similar to Adam's character in the show. So don't wonder why he's such a good angel and swears.

The DNI we all know.

Seth's appearance:

Created in Picrew and some elements were added by me.

Credits: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1721661

Main account: @jamtrick

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I want to tell you about what happened while I was still seeing my son Enosh. He was such a good boy, and when it became fashionable to have all these rings and other jewelry made of these chocolate eggs, we still have a whole set of them. The funny thing about it is that we for Azura collected it, but I wear it. I never understood that woman, it looks beautiful, why did she refuse?

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Heh... Is it true that a flickering candle is a sign of trouble and sickness?

No, a flickering candle means the wick is bad, like this mop.

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*Before Seth stood one angel that was born in Heaven.*

Seth, can I ask you a question?

*Seth was sweeping the floor at this point. The mop broke.*

Holy shi-

*Caught himself just in time to stop talking. He looked at the angel.*

Well, ask.

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Did you know that some men don't take well to their wives going out and sometimes coming back in the morning? What do you think about it?

I know, and I don't understand men like that. I'll try to explain.

A man daily (almost) goes to work somewhere outside the house, gets tired and comes home expecting to eat and order in the house. But that is exactly what a woman's job is, in most cases. And yet someone says she is resting at home. But it is the man who rests at home while the woman cleans, cooks, and watches the children. This leads us to the conclusion that if a man rests at home, then a woman rests outside the house. Just at the disco, somewhere with friends and so on. And that's normal. That's why it's hard for me to understand men who think that their wives are cheating on them. And such I want to say: man, do you realize that at this rate she will really go looking for someone else? Someone who understands that she needs a break sometimes to just have a happy and calm (or not) moment. I think I've made my point.

(You know, I envy Azura.... She's been married to a man like that.)

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Forgot about the blog. Yeah, that happens.

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Hornless goat, what's up?

So, Abel, is that you? |^

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I cannot find one of my drawings....

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You mean this?

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....where did you find it?

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I don't remember. I'll get it for you.

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I cannot find one of my drawings....

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You mean this?

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If I weigh 99 pounds and eat 1 pound of chips, will I be 1% chips?

Why is it said about some people that they live in tomorrow, when in fact for them it is today?

Why would someone advise going to bed early but not go to bed until morning themselves?

Why guinea pigs actually not a pigs?

What's worse, going to Hell or the parent's chat?

Why is it that when a man is born he is not nine months old, but zero?

Why does the microwave warm the plate and not the food?

Yeah, I didn't sleep well tonight.

[jamtrick]

Guys, warning!

I'm, because of this special day, gonna offline. Me, my mother and sister are gonna went to our grannies (one grandma, but mother for my mom, and other's great-grandma). So yeah, Seth and Abel will not be active.

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Okay, Seth gave mom flowers a long time ago..... It's simple. I just need to congratulate her and give her... Where's mom?

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in heaven

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...oh

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Just curious, what do you want to give her?

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You are welcomed by the FSB on social media. The FSB in social networks, a word is not a bird, if it flies, you go to jail.

...0_0

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lets change that shawty

Why not?)

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so uh

you single?

Yeah, why?)

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Just got back from my sisters right now. You know, it's not easy to pick flowers that they might like, but I managed to pull it off. I'm the fuckin' best.

(Note: I'm not bragging, I just want to give someone a hint about something)

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better now that you're here

(teehee)

Yeah, I'm the best.