Im a convoluted amalgamate

early 20s, Canadian Autistic Nonbinary Plural Transfem, you can use Synthie or Mel as a collective name for us, Pronouns: she/it, Social Media Links: https://melodysociallinks.carrd.co (NSFW 18+ blog: @melfuck)

[iceghosto]

I couldnt not draw this

[janglingargot]

quit laughing, you guys, she is having a crisis here :')

[iceghosto]

Poor Peppermint is in so much distress

[iceghosto]

I couldnt not draw this

[janglingargot]

quit laughing, you guys, she is having a crisis here :')

[iceghosto]

Poor Peppermint is in so much distress

[qqchurch]

genuinely cackled at this

(source)

[y6dazo]

Coffee spelt backwards is eeffoc, and before Manhattan Café has her coffee she doesn’t give eeffoc

[normalwomansstuff-deactivated20]

HOT AUTISTIC ADULTS IN YOUR AREA ARE UNSURE IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO THEM...CLICK HERE TO ESTABLISH CLEAR INTENT

[pokemon-cards-hourly]

[houndmother]

many of you just. genuinely don’t believe that people can grow and change.

[houndmother]

this is about the death penalty and its also about call out posts about people who have already apologized for things they did a long time ago and it’s also about using ‘toxic’ or ‘abuser’ as if its an immutable class of person, and its also about any other circumstance with permanent consequences or wherein you assume someone is still the same person they were.

[alwinfy]

sitting in bed cheerfully thinking about the sumireko-yakumo culture war

[alwinfy]

imagine you're the purplest specialest girl alive. youre pretty much the sole importer/exporter of culture and style in your beautiful little walled garden, because of your fellow sysadmins, one is a backend engineer, one has been perfecting the Art of Catfishing up in the mountains, and the others have yet to appear in an official work

and then some day some fucking teenager (who you're not allowed to butcher, because this one is ostensibly the granny of your college ex) shows up to wreak havoc and, within the week, causes your catfisher colleague to start fucking with the codebase she hasn't touched in centuries

now that the scene is set: she's also a Poaster. she's chummy with the local youkai, which is its own extra thing, but more pressingly she's teaching them to say fucking. mootie. swagever. sumafo. harambe. (and, again, you're not allowed to eat her!) all the greatest incomprehensible inside jokes of granny-in-law usami that only she found funny are making a vengeance of a comeback, except they're twice as annoying because she's pubescent, and worse, they're spreading like a goddamn virus inside the beautiful garden of paradise that you've spent centuries setting the tone of just so. you had an encounter with the fire immortal last week and she called you fucking weirdchamp. and you're not, (and this part is important), you're absolutely not allowed to gappy grue her even a teeny tiny bit. i dunno about you but i'd be positively turning the drywall inside out

[that-which-isnt-deactivated2025]

This is why Violet Detector was Like That.

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

genuinely obsessed with this post

[ijichi-nijika]

smoking that shit that made T.M. Opera O

[poketcg-art]

Skitty -- Satoshi Ohta

[mankillercalledbunny]

The answer to "How did these Ancient People do this????" is basically always

1. A lot of dudes. Just a ton of fucking people from beginning to end of the process.

2. Ancient people weren't stupid, they just figured shit out the same way we do: fuck around until you find out.

3. We're gonna plan this out and it's gonna take ten fucking years, and you will cope.

4. Sticks and string are surprisingly versatile and can be used for a variety of purposes, like moving stuff and making sure things are even and go in the spot you wanted to put them in!

5. I want to make this easier and more efficient to move. If I put this on the round thing and push, it will move. If I put this in water, it will move. If I get some animals and rope and have a whole bunch of them drag it, it will move. All of these things are a better option than one guy trying to pick the whole fucking thing up.

[ralfmaximus]

No safety regulations

No weekends

Child labor

Slave labor

"The king said to do it"

History does not record the stupid megaprojects that failed

[son-of-drogo]

-Pyramid is an extremely effective way to stack a bunch of rocks together to form a large structure

[chicken-delight]

[solardrake]

i am going to do it

[solardrake]

ah! ah ooh hoo oh ah ah

[solardrake]

it a litle bit cold

[lovely-vale]

i think rudolf might like katsuragi ace

[lovely-vale]

why play pretend when you can have the real thing?

[yanguang]

咕咕嘎嘎

[necromancelena]

feeds you stew that makes you a fox for a day

[sailatina3]

My unpopular opinion is that sometimes a fluffy power fantasy where nothing really bad happens is not inherently boring and sometimes even more interesting than psychological torture noncon whump buzzword or whatever.

[sailatina3]

why are you tagging this super man... im talking about hypno porn.