Your Regulations Are Written In Blood

Lorelei | 22 | she/her | Norwegian Sámi | Locksmith | Daoist | Queer Organizer | Fox lover Links Two beings revived to eternal life must join together in combat, and join together in study of the Dao! Now, try to defeat me! And I will be resurrected as a statesman of eternal life! Profile pic by the Wise and Powerful Daoist @Kittemfang

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Curated list of my most popular and/or best posts, from low to high note count

yeah i know a lot of these are stolen valour

that train has sailed

time for a nice cup of tea

no nut november

fucked up tv bench

practicing my natos

the chess experience

beetroot?

my neighbours are always listening to really loud eurobeat

laugh rule

You fuckers dont know about my knife gun

Shoebills

One file worth salvaging

Those Words Every Autistic Person Wants To Hear

Jeb is a mess nightcore

i need to lay my head in a girls lap or perhaps on her chest.

The Election of 1800 (yes i hate myself too)

Wonder whether they'd serve a kobold

The Dao that can be described

are advertisers aware that...

If you made a nightcore remix of a vaporwave song would they cancel out and make normal music? The Answer May Surprise You

[goodgirl-inc]

[calware]

the other day i showed my friend this tweet:

and they were like "it's kind of sad that it's just cosmetic and your miis can't interact with it" and i went "wait but what if the miis were the checkers... OR going back to the original idea, making miis based off of chess pieces" and they were like "omg an entire chessboard island?!" and at that moment i had to be like. okay we need to stop because this is homestuck now. we're reinventing homestuck

[antigyro]

just because a concept happened once in a large piece of media doesn’t mean that piece of media owns that concept

[calware]

homestuck owns every concept ever

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

[terraswallows]

Smoking absolutely destroys your estrogen.

[kaban-bang]

[kaban-bang]

[kristina100000]

[kords-kock-kloset]

[satanfemme]

[lakemojave]

[ahtokasano]

hello friendly reminder that you do not need a special occasion to use nice things! if you wait long enough your nice bath bomb won't be as fizzy! your favourite fruits will go out of season! candles are meant to be burned, not looked at! you're not enjoying your special tea if it's just sitting in your cupboard! you're allowed to have nice and special things on completely ordinary days! heck, it might just make that day special!!

[gillipop-plus]

[pattern-recognition]

today i learned that Fidel’s mother (a poor cuban) was originally his father’s (a well off, domineering Spaniard) domestic servant. one doesn’t need a full biography to extrapolate the levels of exploitation and coercion that kind of relationship entails. and she raised a man who would go on to dedicate his entire existence fighting for women and all oppressed peoples the likes of which latin america has never seen before or since

[anton--rayne]

[nitpickspot]

That's all really interesting stuff

...why did he choose to be a dictator, though?

[anton--rayne]

To prevent politically uneducated brony tumblr users from spreading in the proud nation of Cuba

[infectiouspiss]

it's so cool that the human body gets handed estrogen and goes "ohhhh i know what to do with this!" and starts pushing the buttons for growing boobs and the menstrual cycle and stuff

[infectiouspiss]

like. the body doesn't know what organs it's got it doesn't know what's happening in there but when you start giving it certain hormones it knows what to do with them. a body that's been running on primarily testosterone since age 12 can be handed estrogen and it'll just adapt smoothly??? that's incredible!!!!!! a body that's been running on primarily estrogen for 20+ years gets ahold of testosterone and it just works??? i guess we doing new hormone now 👍

[kn0wmore]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[escuerzoresucitado]

[distantwave]

[parkchanwoohoo]

No I think it's really great when a friend group of approximately twenty seven individuals spread out in the sidewalk as they walk so nobody has to walk behind the group. There's nothing better than when I'm trying to get home and I see the tableau of Jesus at the Last Supper gliding towards me like Jamiroquai in the Virtual Insanity music video and I have to decide who has the narrowest frame that I can shoulder-check my way past

[cartoon-fanaticism]

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

[wassuppeas]

[imoutoprincess]