oof

yikes

[zapalniczek-tlum]

@zapalniczek-tlum edit

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Hello what is your opinion on snakes, the beautiful wiggle pasta that we are proud to have on our planet.

they are beauty 

they are grace

they are dignity

they are poise

they are PERFECTION

[greatladydragon]

also Symptom is so messed up and cruel bc he was butthurt 15 years ago???? honey you need a therapist

[greatladydragon]

rewatching the Incredibles and I'm at the point where Mr. Incredible finds the data of which superhero won/died against which robot prototype and it's making me super sad to see how Symptom used the supers just to get revenge on Mr. Incredible. So many died

[greatladydragon]

seeing Edward genuinely laugh during the baseball game was so refreshing and it reminded me of Cedric Diggory but that sadly was lost when Edward looked constipated again as soon as the Victoria Trio arrived

[michonnee]

PLEASE HELP US GET FOOD

How are you doing? I’m kind of not very well mentally, because of all of this, im anxious and i’m devastated about the world right now.

I need to keep my grandmother well fed, now more than ever. We need to keep our immune systems strong, because this sickness will attack mostly elderly people and people who already have illnessess, as well as people who have weak immune systems.

Food is about to be over for us, in 3 days tops we’ll have nothing but rice to eat. That’s why i beg you, if you have $5, christ, if you have $1. Please consider helping us out. I know money situation is hard right now, because of all unemployment because of quarantines, i know that. That’s why i’m asking if you have only $1 and could, maybe, donate, that would help a lot, really.

If you can, please, donate anything to “[email protected]”, via Paypal.

Anything helps right now. And i have no one else to count on, besides you guys. 

Thank you for reading this, and if you cannot donate, please help me by sharing this post, if you can, to anyone who maybe can. Thank you to everyone who has ever helped me so far. Without you, i wouldn’t even be here anymore. Thank you.

[greatladydragon]

In some ways Bella is marrying a really old man. I mean Edwards mindset is 117(?) years old sooo

[davemustaine]

might fuck around and listen to ghost of you and forget im a human being

[blisteringbanshee]

you don't just HAVE a blood kink it was your personal CHOICE to listen to Demolition Lovers over and over and over again THAT is why you're the way you are

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i just feel like ethically we should be allowed to beat politicians with sticks 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Clowns can reproduce asexually with ballon animals

Trust me there’s nothing asexual about it

[totallyjasmineflowers]

Gaud? what, respectfully, the fuck

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

;)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

sick of people demonizing Lucifer. challenging God is totally understandable and called for

[greatladydragon]

The fact that Edward and Bella couldn't have legally have married if Charlie had said no bc they're both 17 is so????? Funny and dumb???? Why didn't he say no??? He knows how dumb that is

Edit: okay Bella was 18, that's my mistake. I still find it funny and uhhhh kinda weird that Charlie just let it happen when she's freshly 18

[greatladydragon]

going through the day accompanied by several breakdowns on how hot people are

[jehovahhthickness]

Leave quiet people alone. Stop forcing them to talk if they don’t want to.

[catsandcrisps]

when you listen to a song you used to listen to ages ago and you get that weird as fuck spine chilling feeling as you remember how your life was at that point in time

[taquito]

must be nice to be naturally pretty