Westeros: an American Musical - Sentence Starters
From Act 2 of “Westeros: an American Musical,” a parody mashup of “Game of Thrones” and “Hamilton.”
Change the pronouns as you see fit.
Sword in the Darkness" (The Election of 1800)
“can we get back to _____?”
“seems that _____ is sitting back and waiting, passive.”
“we’ve got three dozen men; they’re not exactly feeling combative.”
“they showed me a secret passage!”
“so, now we’re facing _____, and his army’s massive.”
“he’s brought ten thousand horses.”
“he’s sent scouting parties in either direction, and now they’re climbin’.”
“he’s assembled all tribes, combined and unified into his alliance.”
“oh, good, they’ve got mammoths too.”
“by the gods, is that a giant?”
“here’s our problem, you’re our secret weapon, our double agent. but, they don’t trust you since you spent last year enemy-adjacent.”
“i’m going in alone…don’t dissent.”
“i’m gonna meet with _____ in their own tent.”
“it might be nice to have a brother on the inside.”
“we’ll let them know that they’re not safe behind that wall!”
“we’ll besiege ‘em till their supplies are depleted.”
“we got the numbers! we can’t be defeated!”
“is that that pretty crow!?”
“y’think they’ll be sparing him?”
“he’s prettier up close!”
“a lovely head of hair on him!”
“we’re not sure on which side you’re standing.”
“we need to know which of your prior-broken oaths will you again abandon?”
“your loyalty’s for who?”
“the time has come to choose.”
“well, if it isn’t the mole.”
“your men gave us quite a show! it’s over though.”
“will you let my people enter?”
“if you won’t, then i’ll blow the horn.”
“is there any way to talk this through?”
“_____ can’t be trusted.”
“i learned that from you.”
“it’s a king from the south!”
“the crown is mine, as the heir.”
“the crown must govern the realm’s affairs.”
“they reminded me of one true thing: save the realm and they’ll make me king.”
“the throne is mine as a matter of course.”
“now i’m putting the cart behind the horse.”
“a king does his duty, small or great.”
“finally, a king who cares.”
“we caught them unawares!”
“you must let my people through.”
“we’re on the run from _____.”
“i can manage them as your hostage.”
“you hear this guy? man openly calls himself king with all that king’s blood, talkin’ bout, ‘you’ve taken me alive.’”
“wait, so anyone who calls themselves king’s a good sacrifice?”
“yeah, you know what? we can test that.”
“your father was a good man, i’m pleased to have saved his son.”
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