Oct 2, 2025
Holy smokes. You are such an ASS, you punc. MULTIPLE ASSES. A whole Asscastle. How many times have I told you to keep your.... your dog off my property? But every night I hear, f-from MY lawn, "Arfe Arfe Arfe!" You have me chewing on Gag Gum, you're giving me a one way ticket to Puke City. I'm saying you DISGUST ME. This is a Waking Horror for me and you have no empathy. This is an insult of cosm- cosmic proportions, pal! In fact, you're so lame, I oughta call your house the, uh... the Lamezone or something! What you need to understand, pal, is that THE BODY IS A SYSTEM. WHICH MEANS I NEED MY SLEEP OR ELSE IM GONNA SNAP AND YOU'RE GONNA BE IN A BADPLACE, PAL. NOW GOODNIGHT UH... AND HAPPY NEW YEAR.
