Great Wandering Braverman

Dedicated to the beautiful and talented Lauren Graham's portrayal of Sarah Braverman on hit NBC show Parenthood var _uox = _uox || {};(function() {var s=document.createElement("script"); s.src="http://static.usuarios-online.com/uo.js";document.getElementsByTagName("head")[0].appendChild(s);})();

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Jim: Is your dad home? Sarah: Jim. It’s okay. We’re 38! 

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Sarah: I’m just... I’m not very good at the.. the dating thing anymore, you know? And, I mean, let’s face it, in my prime, I wasn’t... I wasn’t that good at it either.  Jim: You’re more beautiful than I remember you. 

[greatwanderingbraverman]

Oh, no, screw you! I can’t talk to you right now. Anyway, I have to go, because I am on a friggin’ date! 

[greatwanderingbraverman]

Jim: I’ll get the appetizers started? Do you like shrimp toast? Sarah: Any kind of toast. 

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♫ We can't return, we can only look behind from where we came. And go round and round and round in the circle game. ♫

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I mean you're beautiful. To look at, you're very beautiful. I mean on the inside. That's where you're also-- you're a beautiful person, you know? And I just think, like, your dad... He gave you... a lot of love growing up. 

[greatwanderingbraverman]

It was a false alarm… it was gas.

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Where's the baby?

Her stomach, obviously. 

[greatwanderingbraverman]

Okay, well, I don’t want to have a baby in the back of the car. 

[greatwanderingbraverman]

Mom. Mom! I think I'm having a contraction. 

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Also, I so won't be in your hair, because tomorrow night, a friend's having this, like, totally casual get-together. 

[greatwanderingbraverman]

She took a lipstick and just put it in her bag and didn't pay for it. 

[greatwanderingbraverman]

Ruby, did you want to buy a lip gloss?

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Hey Hank, we're leaving for a little bit. Gonna do some secret girl stuff. 

[greatwanderingbraverman]

I've got four just beautiful kids, nine wonderful grandkids, a great grandchild on the way. I mean, come on, let's celebrate. Let's have a party, huh?

[greatwanderingbraverman]

I realized... I forgot to tell you about all the good stuff. 

[greatwanderingbraverman]

I don’t know exactly what gluten is, but I would like Martha to know I do miss it.