No ANART please

I should have died with them. but I'm still here. so all I can do is make the most of it.

[green-1977]

Not dying of tuberculosis currently

I guess I should make an introduction. That is the kind thing to do, yes?

Hello. I am Green. You can call me anything... My pronouns? I guess I should put that here... He/it sounds like something I deserve.

Okay. Now for the basics. Dni(Is that how you people say it?) if you are an anartist. Or do. Nothing I can do.

Yes, ask anything, I literally couldn't give less shits. And... That's pretty much all you need to know about me. My apologies if you are an anartist that I hurt, feel free to curse me out all you want. I accept my past hurt people. I'll take your anger.

˙ǝsɐǝlԀ ˙ǝɯ ƃuᴉsnɔɔɐ doʇS ˙˙˙ɹǝʌǝu p,I 'ʇsᴉʇɹɐu∀ uɐ ʇ,usɐʍ I ɹɐǝʍs I

[green-1977]

Hmmmmwwwaaaa(⁠ʃ⁠ƪ⁠＾⁠3⁠＾⁠）

Fgbdbfhchchcgmm dhdhf haven't gotten those in a while

Mwah

[green-1977]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Cnn I kis u?

Ah! Sure! Why the hell not?

[green-1977]

I turn 34 today. People mistake me for being older.

No one to celebrate with... Again. No one.

I fucking hate this place

[green-1977]

For mod: May we have some Green headcanons hehe

Ooc:

Hiiii so sorry I had conjunctivitis and I was throwing up this whole fucking week so hahiiiii don't keys I love touuu💕💕💕💕💕💕

Anyways HMMMM.

Almost all of his clothes are a little stained by blood. Every single piece of clothing except one suit he refuses to wear on the job because it cost too much

If you are a woman and you're a misandrist, he probably won't give a fuck. If you're a man and a misoginist, he will just say YOLO and lose any moral compass he previously had

Definitely grew up with ODD and now has a lack of empathy and compassion. However he tries his best to fake that he does feel it.

He starts shaking when people try to take pictures of him (god forbid he meets 105 lol) and has a flashback in private

He consumes so much nicotine and uranium that a kiss from him is very deadly, so be careful, friends:)

[green-1977]

Throws this at you

Enjoy ur movie

.... I haven't had a movie in a while. It's nice to know someone cares

[green-1977]

Hii green:)

Hiiiii hello

[green-1977]

.....

Hi everybody.......

[green-1977]

Hngh

So tired.

[green-1977]

I clearly cannot leave you alone for a week without incident

-💚

Ahh...! I'm sorry for ignoring you accidentally.

If... Well my office doors are wide open if you would like to visit

[scp-confessions-dpt]

Y'all are adorable

[green-1977]

SHUT UP YOU!!!!!

[scp-confessions-dpt]

Be nice to me I'm like her weird mentally ill daughter trust

Don't tell her i said this lmao

[green-1977]

Okay. Then. I will be nicer to you.

[scp-confessions-dpt]

"Weird mentally ill daughter"

I am your supervisor, hahaha, I'm not sure that's a very professional way to put it!

Either way, I'm glad to see you two interact. 🙂

[green-1977]

Ah, hello, doctor!

[green-1977]

I clearly cannot leave you alone for a week without incident

-💚

Ahh...! I'm sorry for ignoring you accidentally.

If... Well my office doors are wide open if you would like to visit

[scp-confessions-dpt]

Y'all are adorable

[green-1977]

SHUT UP YOU!!!!!

[scp-confessions-dpt]

Be nice to me I'm like her weird mentally ill daughter trust

Don't tell her i said this lmao

[green-1977]

Okay. Then. I will be nicer to you.

[green-1977]

Be careful, Doctor Green, you don't know why kind of man Green is

@scp-confessions-dpt >:)

[green-1977]

I clearly cannot leave you alone for a week without incident

-💚

Ahh...! I'm sorry for ignoring you accidentally.

If... Well my office doors are wide open if you would like to visit

[scp-confessions-dpt]

Y'all are adorable

[green-1977]

SHUT UP YOU!!!!!

[green-1977]

Explodes

Oh no don't do that

[green-1977]

I clearly cannot leave you alone for a week without incident

-💚

Ahh...! I'm sorry for ignoring you accidentally.

If... Well my office doors are wide open if you would like to visit

[green-1977]

I have so much fiber glass in my hands.

[green-1977]

how's the tuberculosis, king?

The horrors persist, but so do we ‼️

-hwite (Lea yk the oneee.. actually I don't think we met in person lmao)

Oh hello! You seem cool!!!?