#non confession

[scp-confessions-dpt]

Could I beat them in an arm wrestling competition:

Clef: No but i could probably win if I stabbed him first

Kondraki: No and I would probably NOT win if I stabbed him first

Gears: yeah he's old. Could probably break his arm off if I tried

Iceberg: yes because he's a nice guy and nice guys always finish last

Rights: 50/50

Cimmerian: yes because he's works in the foundation equivalent of HR and those guys are pussies

Diogenes: 50/50

Draven: absolutely not

Talloran: absolutely. Bro has skinny arms. Whatre they gonna do? Angst me to death??

Lament: probably not but I like to imagine his gf would walk by and it would work like a stun grenade, allowing me to win.

Light: idk anything about her isn't she an angel or something lol my ass is not winning

Canis: no and he would break my arms off and store them in a drawer filled with other people's arms

Crow: um....

Glass: I'd say a 40/60 chance (with him in the lead) like, he's a psychologist and those guys are pussies BUT he did do field work back in the day so idk maybe he still has the muscles trained or whatever

Diogenes: 50/50

King: yes because I would actually sneak a bunch of apple seeds under my fingernails so when he looks at my hand he starts screaming and crying and forfeits

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[slipfessions]

Joey SERIOUSLY needs to go on a diet cuz all he eats is the WHOLE McDonald's and Burger King menu

That's what i be eating bruh. Tastes good 👌

Also wdym he needs to go on a diet he is literally DEAD, he has already deceased long ago.

This is probably the funniest ask I've ever gotten but in a stupid way lol.

Now he's not only a harasser, racist, spreading false info about people being homophobic, transphobic and islamphobic (i still got asks from him sitting in my inbox about that), but also a body shamer and pro diet culture.

He's getting better and better each day /sarcasm

[dandys-confessions]

Greetings, Rodgerlings.

Apologies for confession delays! Alas, I need to grind for the new toon...not to mention I also have to catch up on mains...

I'd just like to say, good luck on everyone's hunts!

Ideally, confessions will be all posted and open by tonight so everyone can share their thoughts on Yatta!

Thank you for your patience : 3c

[xenofiction-confession]

Did you know that one of the IHS beta readers ironically supports trans man lesbian despite the fact the cat and rj dislike tribbleofdoom for supporting it? I'm not ever kidding Leigh literally reblogged a post that is supporting not only mspec lesbians but trans men lesbians.

Proof 🧾

https://www.tumblr.com/theoutli3r/810947858843025408?source=share

https://ihopesocomic.tumblr.com/post/653630298814316544/frequently-asked-questions

Yikes.........

Cat and Rj sure needed to address the elephant in the room.

For contexts: theoutli3r is one of IHS beta readers and they are friends with cat & rj. It is mentioned in the FAQ.

[confession-fitzconfession]

Not a confession but the person who runs this blog is funny as fuck all the background pictures you choose to put the confessions over are killing me

[rwby-confess]

For all those "critics" who think that Summer "took advantage of Tai" when she married him after Raven left, I'd like you to know that my best friend's mom got remarried to a man who regularly sat next to her in church when he proposed to her a year after her first husband (the father of my best friend and his full-blooded siblings' older half-brother) died from a sudden heart attack (Widowmaker). Do you think that he took advantage of her? Well they don't, as they viewed it as God giving her a second chance at love, and they thanked God for that my naming my best friend and his two full-blooded siblings (the younger one died from a grand male seizure 6 years ago, and I attended the open casket funeral service) after famous Biblical figures. Please try to be more empathetic and less insensitive in the future when it comes to stuff like this.

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[confession-hub]

" as i sit in waiting to go home before the winter storms arrive in the us , i wanted to make one more post before i head back .

please , every creature , make sure to stay warm and keep your electronics charged ! charge powerbanks , charge your phone , your laptop , your tablet , everything . make sure your blankets are washed and clean , get that nice shower in , and make sure you are prepared in case you lose power or water ! also don't try to drive on the ice !! i don't care if you have 4 wheel drive or not , that will not keep you from sliding around on ice .

i promise it will all be okay , and all of us will still be here when you return from the storms <3 we all love and support you , please stay safe . "

[scp-confessions-dpt]

i feel like too many of you don't understand that therapists cannot have relationships with their clients ... like that severely impacts the care a psych can provide 😭

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