Hello, My Friend!

I don’t know what I’m doing.

[spicymancer]

Rumble vs Ranger Round 3 results!

An incredibly close match but Helen managed to clutch it out in the battle of the doms. spicy preview under the jump

Helen's nice enough to kiss it better though. Full version on Patreon.

[sottopressione1]

Tuira Kayapó brandished her machete in the face of a government official who was trying to convince indigenous leaders to accept a mega-dam project in the Amazon, 1989

[lesbianmichelmishina]

“Electricity won’t give us food. We need the rivers to flow freely. Don’t talk to us about relieving our ‘poverty’ – we are the richest people in Brazil. We are Indians.”

part of kayapó’s speech during this event

also! she’s still alive! that sort of thing is always worth pointing out to show that we really aren’t too far removed from events like this! here’s a 2019 photo of her:

[hanavesinauttija]

[pelagae]

And her sister Phthalo Blue, another slam dunk for copper!

[cyndakiller]

Let's not forget phthalo red

Yeah I brought the phthalo siblings back together

[spaghettinatural]

daaaamn a home run group of bad bitches ✨

[un-monstre]

You would think that Disco Elysium is a sequel to Rhythm Heaven. But it's not that

[scruff-mutt]

[pepperly]

Play Picayune Dreams!!

I’m very bad at it but it’s so fun!

[foopeach]

YOU HEAR THAT BOYS? IVE BEEN KNIGHTED FUCK YEAH.

[dragonanon]

And thus the assembly of the Hucow court begins!

[biskywrites-moved]

just dont forget who the hucow goddess who ordained this family line is

[foopeach]

I’d Never

[dragonanon]

My first order of business as the Hucow Queen is to establish a holiday were we make fun of our goddess for wanting to fuck old men

My court is watched over by an amazing goddess

[green-anon]

I SECOND THIS ORDER!

[dragonanon]

Okay it's official, March 8th is officially "Make fun of the goddess for wanting to fuck old men day"

[green-anon]

It’s national “Make fun of the goddess for wanting to fuck old men day” @bisky-writes-again get ready bich.

[biskywrites]

HI

@aripariii @kyojiros-camgirl-gf @foopeach @piss–anon @therealhimboanon @green-anon @germ-anon @whoreanon @dragonanon 

[green-anon]

Hello.

[biskywrites-moved]

Can I have socks?

💚

[green-anon]

Thanks, I love them.

[pupangelremade-deactivated20211]

Me, liking all of the.... suggestive stuff on your alternate account for honry and still saying I’m not a furry: 😫

💚

come to the dark side uwu 

[green-anon]

[biskywrites-moved]

futa hucow jolyne coming later today hopefully 

[biskywrites-moved]

@green-anon​ its im my drafts and im doing it you can leave me alone now 

[green-anon]

I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to be so pushy..

I only sent the one message..

[biskywrites-moved]

futa hucow jolyne coming later today hopefully 

[biskywrites-moved]

Hoo boy. Guess who’s back. Expect something dealing with cockrings, orgasm denial, and a very submissive joot and a disobedient S.Plat.

I’m gonna make the punchy boi my little cocksleeve >:3

💚

nooo but stars so sweet tho he wouldnt be disobedient hes j

just a puppy  :(

[green-anon]

Aww, but here’s the thing~

Star platinum bending you over and fucking you? Very nice.

Star platinum betraying Jotaro and making him the sweet little needy mess? Perfect.

[p0ptartpuppy]

alright list all 8 of the jojos in order from most to least fuckable

EASY

Jotaro

Joseph

Josuke

Jonathan

Giorno

Jolyene (bc im uranic I don’t like women but I do love her)

Johnny

Gappy

[pupangelremade-deactivated20211]

distasteful, horrid 

we are enemies now 

[green-anon]

Josuke

Jolyne

Jonathan

Gappy

Jotaro

Johnny

Joeseph.

[lochnessbian]

gonna start sexting like i’m replying to an online class discussion board

[lochnessbian]

“hey there! first off, i think you made a really great and well-worded point here. i definitely agreed with what you said about wanting to fuck my tight little hole. going off of that, i did want to offer the perspective that i’m so fucking wet for you right now. this made me think about how you could come over tonight and rail me, but i’m open to suggestions! thanks for such a thoughtful response.”

[biskywrites-moved]

I mean, Jonathan probably has some really cute moans, they're sweet and soft, but he doesn't hold back.

Dio say wryyy

Johnny is like that one screaming cowboy in that weird country song (you know the one)

Speedwagon is straight up yodeling

Mista is yelling, it sounds like you're murdering him.

It sounds like okuyasu is eating something he loves (and sometimes he is-)

Esidisi cries when he's bottoming, it's out of pleasure but it's loud and unsexy.

Joseph says OHHHHH MY GOOOOD

Mikitaka makes dolphin sounds but he can't help it

Jotaro makes dolphin sounds on purpose

Diego sniffs you loudly and makes some not-very-intimidating dino sounds

Every Zepelli sounds like super mario. It's genetic. like: "Wa-hoo! Mamma mia! Ya-ha! Lets-a-go!"

Kars laughs evilly, it really ruins the mood

Gappy sings the fries song just because

Kira meows. But not convincingly he sounds like a 33 year old man saying meow

If you ask avdol if he feels good or something he'll yell "YES I AM!!"

Vanilla ice will only yell dios name

Pucci will recite the rosary after sex.

Sometimes polnareff will ask you to wear your strap so you both can sword fight. He gets off from sword fighting alone. It's ridiculous, he adds sounds effects.

Rohan will insult you and cum from insulting you

Tonio sounds like a chef appraising food. He's like "this pussy is splendid, I detect some floral undertones from ur body wash."

We've established that anasui sounds like mickey during sex

So ya those r my opinions

-🙀

w

what am i even supposed to add to this 

@down-to-clown-anon @foopeach @dango-anonn

[foopeach]

I think if Jotaro made dolphin noises on purpose while he’s receiving the sloppy toppy I would bite his dick off. No more pp privileges for you.

Tonio is the only one I could physically handle, pussy review sounds fine.

[biskywrites-moved]

i got that 3 michelin star coochie

[dragonanon]

These are all canon and no one will convince me otherwise, I'm fucking sobbing

[green-anon]

Foo Fighters is dead silent, unless you’re directly fucking the stand. You have to remember that she in inhabiting a dead body, and that the pleasure receptors would be busted.

[hypnopum]

“Oh what’s wrong? Have you found yourself stuck on the edge?” Your hypnotist’s fingers traced down your arm, which, like the rest of your body, was frozen, immobile. “I’m sorry sweetie. Were you having fun?” Their mock concern was not matched in their wicked smile.

And as the edge receded, your hands began moving again. Slow at first, torturously slow. But then your hypnotist began snapping their fingers. Each snap sent a wave of pleasure through your body. Each snap caused your hands to speed up.

Pleasure and obedience fought as the edge came closer, and closer, and then, once again, your hands stopped moving. As did the rest of your body. The moan on your lips failed, and the frustration rose. They laughed at you, they could do this all day.

“You wouldn’t mind, would you pet? Being stuck on the edge like this for the rest of the day? You just look so good like this. Frustrated, needy, practically begging. In fact, if there were any thoughts left in your head, I bet you would be begging already.”

Their words only caused you more pleasure, as your hands started moving again, your moans resumed. They were having fun toying with you. That said, you were also enjoying it. The sweet surrender. The blissful frustration, it was all so good.

[themasterofo]

Permission PSA

It’s been a little while and I want to go over the rules about permission again.

“Okay, but… did I make a mistake?”

No. You didn’t do anything wrong. I just want to make sure we go over this now and then so I know you understand and remember it completely.

“Okay. May I edge please?”

No. No touching right now.

“But-”

I said no.

“Okay.”

Now. What do you remember about how permission works?

“Um… I need your permission to touch and to cum.”

That’s true.

“And to use the bathroom or spend any money over twenty dollars, and-”

That’s all true, but that’s not what I’m talking about today.

“It’s not?”

No. I’m talking about the other kind of permission.

“The other…? Oh! Sir, no. I don’t like talking about that.”

I know you don’t. But it’s important.

“Sir, please. You have permission for everything always.”

No. That’s not how it works. Now that kind of talk only lets me know how important it is to go over this again.

“Nnnn… Sirrrrr…”

Take this seriously and we can get right back to regular things.

“Mh. Okay.”

Okay. So. We do a lot of play where I make you feel confused and forgetful right?

“Yes, Sir.”

Do I have your permission to play those kind of games with you?

“Yes, Sir. I want you to. I like feeling that way.”

Okay. And you know I won’t ever do anything really serious without having a talk like this with you first.

“Yes, but… um…”

What is it?

“What about my orgasms?”

What about them?

“When you took them away… I was really fuzzy from lots of edges and you got me all mixed up.”

Yes, I remember. You were a confused, drippy little mess.

“But, so that was okay because of the talk we had before?”

That’s right. We had a bunch of talks really. About how you wanted to give up cumming but you were scared. And we didn’t do it until you were sure, right?

“Mmhm.”

Hey, are you okay?

“Yes, Sir, I… I just kind of wish you didn’t keep reminding me. I like to think you just took them away when I was confused.”

I know. And we can play like that more, soon.”

“Okay.”

Do you remember what to do if you agree to something when you’re all confused and you’re not sure if you meant to?

“I tell you.”

You tell me what?

“I tell you that I need to talk about business.”

Good. If you tell me that, then I’ll know we need to have a talk like this one with no mind games or anything like that.

“Yes, Sir.”

Okay. And you remember your safe words?

“Yes, Sir.”

And you remember how important it is to use them if you need to?

“Yes, Sir. I remember.”

Okay. It’s very important to me because I can do some really mean stuff and I need to know you’ll use those words if it’s ever too much.

“I will. I promise.”

Good. You’ll never be in trouble for using them, and I know you’ll never do it unless you really need to.

“No, never.”

Good girl. Okay, one last thing. If you’re ever with someone after me, someone who doesn’t do this with you, in some way or another, or who talks about not believing in limits or not needing your consent. What do you do?

“I get away from him and find a better one.”

That’s right. There. That wasn’t so hard, was it?

“No, I guess not.”

Would you like to edge now?

“Oh, yes, please, Sir!”

Okay. Nice and close for me. I only want nice hard edges from my girl before I take them away from you.

[female-orgasm-denial]

This is so damn good. Reblog the shit out of this. Hot consent FTW.

[redw29]

Psssttt Informed consent makes me and all other women wet, pass it on 🤩