You Can Coat a Hundred Boys in Tar

Hi welcome to my blog for reblogging random things that strike my fancy | I like birds and ghosts and funky robots | adult | main blog @wacky-nameless-inventor-24 | it/its | Fnaf/Su (currently) art blog @the-microwave-of-evil | Hero x Villain writing blog @starry-night-author | Lockwood and co. fan since 2018 | 🇵🇸

[ciphertology]

dni if you have no whimsy and no joy for the miracles found within the mundane

[medicatedmaniac]

wishing everyone with nasolabial folds and crow’s feet and forehead lines and frown lines and smile lines and stretch marks and soft bellies and acne scars and grey hairs and visible pores and weird knees and all the other stupid evidence that you’ve had the audacity to exist in a body a very fucking good day.

[shiveringsoldier]

The person who tweeted “y’all can’t even boycott Chick-fil-A” was right then and continues to be proven right now

[comikbook]

me coming on tumblr dot com telling people to send me asks

[depsidase]

[omtai]

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

[gramarye]

feminism has backslid so hard in recent years people don't even know what free the nipple means anymore

[briwhosaysni]

To clarify for those who don't know, "free the nipple" isn't about going braless, it's about going topless

No shirt, no bra, completely bare torso, just like cis men are allowed to

It's about desexualizing breasts and "female presenting nipples" and not being criminalized for our bodies if we want to go topless because it's a million damn degrees out. This was a popular growing movement that was still widely known a decade ago!

And the fact that not wearing a bra is so discouraged and stigmatized that people think the movement was about being able to go braless under your shirt in public rather than about being able to not wear a shirt at all says a lot about how far we've backslid in the past decade

[somecleverreference]

and I don’t even have the shirt

[64mpg]

“what is the target audience of this post” what?????? does your diary have a target audience

[64mpg]

the target audience of all of my posts is me

[youcannottakeitwithyou]

Mahmoud Said (Egyptian, 1897-1964)

[nahalism]

youcannottakeitwithyou: Mahmoud Said (Egyptian, 1897-1964)

[starrynet]

what’s your favorite ship?

titanic

hms terror

uss enterprise

ever given (the container ship that blocked the suez canal in 2021)

captain ahab’s whaling vessel

ship of theseus

battleship monopoly token

mclennon

Remaining time: 6 days 10 hours

[mostmagical]

sorry if you read my fics and you see the same very specific phrases over and over again

[ravioliet]

walking a mile in the shoes of someone you dislike is actually kinda awesome because not only are you now a mile away from that idiot but you also have their shoes

[podcastwizard]

saw a comment that misspelled “kind gesture” as “kind jester” and am now imagining a beautiful world where we praise good samaritans by calling them kind jesters. good on you, you gentle fool. you’ve made the world a sweeter and sillier place.

[a-online-person]

F2U ARTFIGHT THUMBNAILS

600 x 600px ^^^

200 x 200px vvv

[jethroq]

[aphleos]

prev dont leave this in the tags

[silvergryphonart]

Literally the definition of imperialism and classism. Doesn’t matter how many peasants you sacrifice as long as the most powerful piece is left standing

[musicalhell]

Proximity of bishops to the rulers promotes theocratic oppression

[juh-was-deactivated19691231-dea]

the horse is so fuckable

[stargazersasha1]

if ur a trans girl and ur partner is not an ardent transfeminist frankly you need to dump their bitch ass. you can and will find better partners. i promise. i love you

[stargazersasha1]

mature content

[insert-witty-user-name-here]

[starknstarwars]

Me opening up the half-finished draft of my ‘narratively creative’ Conclave fanfic: