You Can Coat a Hundred Boys in Tar

Hi welcome to my blog for reblogging random things that strike my fancy | I like birds and ghosts and funky robots | adult | main blog @wacky-nameless-inventor-24 | it/its | Fnaf/Su (currently) art blog @the-microwave-of-evil | Hero x Villain writing blog @starry-night-author | Lockwood and co. fan since 2018 | 🇵🇸

[ciphertology]

dni if you have no whimsy and no joy for the miracles found within the mundane

[mutantrenegade]

You know Jones soda cap, as a tumblr user i can actually say i think I have.

[penfight]

Avoiding putting rants on the internet by making a little zine about my thoughts instead. Stop talking to me about your weight loss!

A reward for ko-fi members 💗

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

“I think about you when I see this character you love” is a form of love language. I hope people think about me when they see my blorbos

[liberalsarecool]

Getting #BlackRock to change/exit the real estate market in NYC is a massive win for New Yorkers and #ZohranMamdani.

[dasloddl]

op disabled reblogs but I think the point still stands

[eepyenbyfox]

reminder that the books themselves also suck ass actually. there's an entire plotline endorsing slavery. the one character who advocates to end slavery is bullied and made fun of. the one slave who doesnt like being enslaved is bullied and treated as an outcast. the bankers are the picture of racist stereotypes of jewish people. the one asian character is named fckn Cho Chang. the worldbuilding SUCKS. fuck harry potter and fuck rowling. stop giving her your money.

[jewfrogs]

recently saw this screenshot in the wild and lost my mind because i knew it wasnt supposed to say girl. its ladykins. its get off the cross ladykins. i know this because ladykins is not something my brain could make up and i remember ladykins. and i was sincerely wondering if someone put in the work to censor ladykins for some inscrutable purposes but then i looked it up and

turns out that actually rupaul made the same tweet twice with 1 word changed 8 months apart. he meditated on this for 8 months and 5 days and the word ladykins came to him. i initially thought he copy pasted the first tweet but i dont think thats true anymore i dont think he was operating with any memory of the first tweet i think these words were always in him and will always be. second tweet did way worse by the way. the people did not respond to ladykins

[mildmayfoxe]

1) any stretching is better than no stretching

2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable

3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are

[headspace-hotel]

4) if you actually are the worst person in the entire world, the scientific curiosity of this fact alone would make it worthwhile to continue

[mtfoss]

I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks

[luxwing]

Lemme get a little sippy

[bisexualadamparrish]

saw this post & blacked out for 30 minutes & came back to awareness having had created this. the creative urge overtook me.

[mahoganyamore]

don’t wait up

[chagrin26]

[depsidase]

[teaboot]

I hadn't heard about this so I had to look it up and see what the fuck happened. And Christ, she was just 21 years old. Just 21. She graduated three years ago. She would have had her first legal beer just two weeks ago. And now she's fucking dead.

I'm not here to entertain the radfem bandwagon, so don't even start on that. My concern is that this more than likely had lead-up and warning signs that just... didn't get taken seriously. Bad interactions, comments, weird feelings. These two should never have been left alone together.

I'm just. Wow.

Just... wow.

Just one more case of "this guy is creepy, or weird, or mean, or clearly doesn't like me, but that's just how it always is, so I'll just ignore it as best I can" ending in a horror show

[willgrahamscock]

thank u markiplier

[willgrahamscock]

the humble and benevolent markiplier

[enba-and-luka]

[bumbleshark]

[grimeclown]

This is a fucking new one

[tchaikovskaya]

[jujumighty]

A little more experimental than usual! Hopefully it’s not too over the top ☆’’’

[enki2]

[herbiehero]

The Twilight Zone: Our episode "A Slot Machine Chases You Around Physically" was meant as a cautionary tale about the predatory nature of the gambling industry

The Gambling Industry: We've invented the slot machine that chases you around physically from The Twilight Zone episode "A Slot Machine Chases You Around Physically"

[2mo3cm-man]

That’s a real episode, for anyone who didn’t know.