You Can Coat a Hundred Boys in Tar

Hi welcome to my blog for reblogging random things that strike my fancy | I like birds and ghosts and funky robots | adult | main blog @wacky-nameless-inventor-24 | it/its | Fnaf/Su (currently) art blog @the-microwave-of-evil | Hero x Villain writing blog @starry-night-author | Lockwood and co. fan since 2018 | 🇵🇸

[ciphertology]

dni if you have no whimsy and no joy for the miracles found within the mundane

[vakariasdragon]

johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear

[greelin]

everyone forgets because i am not worth remembering. btw

[oneheadtoanother]

[tachyon-log]

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

[fishmech]

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

[bunniope]

can we focus on the gnome for a second

[bunniope]

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

[ladyofspoons]

these are the people i have to share a highway with

[dogpuppy]

[helenvaughans]

[quasi-normalcy]

No source, but with your help, we can make this true.

[steelydanyaoi]

spin🌪 just won the Whirl Cup

[green-grinning-glitter-ghosts]

do you ever watch a movie and it’s like. I’m too aro for this

[dragongirlsnout]

y'know i don't really love how people use "butch" interchangeably with "handy"

[dragongirlsnout]

*north american approaching lesbian couple* so which one of you is useful and which one of you is the woman

[akashicrecord]

If I had the diarrhea lettuce parasite at least I would #FeelSomething

[akashicrecord]

[sherbetlemonss]

ATTFIGHT 2026!!! YAY TEAM TRAGEDY

+ Updated Esmé ref!

[apoemaday]

Embrace

by Billy Collins

You know the parlor trick. wrap your arms around your own body and from the back it looks like someone is embracing you her hands grasping your shirt her fingernails teasing your neck from the front it is another story you never looked so alone your crossed elbows and screwy grin you could be waiting for a tailor to fit you with a straight jacket one that would hold you really tight.

[kira-kui-n]

"get him pregnant" well thats not my thing but to each their own

"get her pregnant" *takes up my sword and shield* i wont let you do that to her. ......................

[agnes-nielsens]

[agnes-nielsens]

[persephoneme]

you can't say "hey has anyone noticed that M/M fic outnumbers F/F like 100:1” or “it feels racist that only 3/202 characters on the ao3 top 100 ships list are Black and two of them are Alastor HazbinHotel” bc some ppl will start going like “oh so you think we should FORCE people to write about things they DON’T CARE ABOUT for WOKE????” and you’ll be like “no, i’m pointing out that the conditions that created this disparity are informed by racism & misogyny” and ppl will say “it’s not BIGOTED to only care about WHITE MEN” and then the gargoyle king appears

[bitchautism]

here's two articles about how JK Rowling just posted on X an upskirt photo of Freda Wallace, a transgender woman, after deadnaming her and misgendering her repeatedly online.

JK Rowling deadnamed and posted 'upskirt' photo of trans woman on X

The wealthy author escalated a social media spat that resulted in posting a photo from a 2023 event at the Institute of Economic Affairs in

JK Rowling posts upskirt image of trans woman while begging to debate her - LGBTQ Nation

Rowling posted the picture taken from below because the trans woman, she said, was "refusing to debate me."

[quasi-normalcy]

Sexual predator J.K. Rowling

[prowl-autism-extraordinaire]