You Can Coat a Hundred Boys in Tar

Hi welcome to my blog for reblogging random things that strike my fancy | I like birds and ghosts and funky robots | adult | main blog @wacky-nameless-inventor-24 | it/its | Fnaf/Su (currently) art blog @the-microwave-of-evil | Hero x Villain writing blog @starry-night-author | Lockwood and co. fan since 2018 | 🇵🇸

[ciphertology]

dni if you have no whimsy and no joy for the miracles found within the mundane

[zhoudadudugongjin]

Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.

I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.

[zhoudadudugongjin]

me everytime one of my seemingly non-specific homoerotic text posts breaks containment

[inthefallofasparrow]

[slimetony]

in 2017 we’re replacing our cerebrospinal fluid with sierra mist

[c3po]

no idea what this means

[slimetony]

lemon lime spine

[decemberwinter]

[ps192]

$6 coffee oh ill see myself out

[clottedblog]

[childishrage]

we have a very healthy victim/abuser relationship, actually, thanks for asking

[loveridden1999]

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

[isthatatiktok]

[handweavers]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[victusinveritas]

[longstoryshort-143]

the horrors persist but so do books, art, hot chocolate, winter nights, the moon, the sea, the stars, sunsets, literature, libraries, cats, flowers, stories, love and the wistful feeling you get when you finally return home

[vee-dmsr]

[captain-price-returns]

Casually mentioning our soldier will be committing mass rape soon.

[thatdiabolicalfeminist]

and implying that rape is just the natural outcome of having more testosterone

[tarragonthedragon]

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

[tarragonthedragon]

this is exactly how non kinsters sound when they jump into kink discussions to say "yeah! it's fine as long as you're all consenting adults!"

[parasitoidism]

we all have that one friend trying to rebuild the world according to their own warped philosophy

[green-grinning-glitter-ghosts]

maybe. when af is over. I will make fanart of the fic. and then maybe people will like it :D

[valeriapryanikova]

THE BUTCHER / THE BUTCHERED

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"