You Can Coat a Hundred Boys in Tar

Hi welcome to my blog for reblogging random things that strike my fancy | I like birds and ghosts and funky robots | adult | main blog @wacky-nameless-inventor-24 | it/its | Fnaf/Su (currently) art blog @the-microwave-of-evil | Hero x Villain writing blog @starry-night-author | Lockwood and co. fan since 2018 | 🇵🇸

[ciphertology]

dni if you have no whimsy and no joy for the miracles found within the mundane

[90skid-com]

She was hooting and hollering down in that studio

[bugmuscle]

I would touch me if I were yoᴼᴼᵒᵒᵒᵒᵘᵘ-

[looneytuneclown]

Gizmoduck!!

These:

[swarnpert]

NO MORE SONGS UNDER 3 MINUTES. GO BACK INTO THE STUDIO

[hyunpic]

“global birth rates are declining”…… yeah and so are the reblog rates on tumblr.com too, so what now

[your-salty-dorito]

what the… evil n messed up Gizmoduck…. Crazy

[your-salty-dorito]

fenton roundup…. Silly sfw pinup redraw of The Round-Up (1951) by Earnest Chiriaka. Okay bye

[your-salty-dorito]

this piece was inspired by a Deltarune post by @1Alchemistart did with a rendition of a poem by Clare Harner 🙏

tumblr nerfed my post so i gotta write all of this again smh

angsty duck au where fenton loses his memories in another accident, and his family and friends grapple with the loss while Fenton is very confused. He doesn’t understand why everyone around him is so sad.

[evardstentacles]

fuck everything. whats the media people ASSUME youre into. what are people surprised that you havent watched/played/whatever

[tastylemonbread]

posts i think about: thursday edition

[kropotkhristian-deactivated2019]

A Series of Unfortunate Events is anarchist propaganda because all of the problems are caused by both capitalist bureaucracy and a weird insistence from everybody with power that “the rules,” no matter how silly, must be followed.

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

I mean, partially, yes; for sure. But Daniel Handler has also stated that the series is a direct allegory for antisemitism: 

“My father’s family fled Germany in 1938 and 1939 and some of them made it and some of them didn’t. And so, I grew up with a close-knit group of actually fairly distant relatives who were all survivors of – I mean they weren’t all survivors of camps by any means – but they were all survivors of getting out of Germany just in time. And I was fed by stories of how good behavior is not necessarily reward and bad behavior is not necessarily punished, so I think that shaped my world view.”

“I think there is something naturally Jewish about unending misery.”

[yallidarityforever]

Something just occurred to me: Count Olaf has been described as an antisemitic caricature, a take on the Smiling Merchant. If ASoUE is a story about kids escaping antisemitic violence, then Olaf is literally Handler saying “antisemitic caricatures keep following us and harassing us and no one listens when we point at him and say he’s a threat to us and those we love.” Recontextualizes a lot of the story tbth

[kushblazer666]

[nitrobishop]

[glimpsesofpeaceful]

ig credit: greykins

[dykecadence]

every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok

[purrfectly]

Lumpfish come in a variety of shapes and colors.

[He scoops up the fish, it spits water and he turns it toward the camera]

This one is stumpy and green. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is what a normal lumpfish looks like. It is more elongated, but still a vibrant blue color. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is one of the stumpiest ones we have. Its hump is very high. It is very stumpy, but yet very beautiful, and very powerful.

[He pans over a lot of fish, all looking up at the camera]

My fish army is ever growing, and soon I will over throw the world. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[saint-batrick]

because of this tiktok, i frequently murmur "very beautiful, very powerful" at myself, and i cannot recommend it enough.

[casualcarnage]

[serregon]

I know we make jokes about the proverbial asexual pervert who has written hundreds of thousands of words of smut on ao3, but also shoutout to the aces who aren’t perverts. to the aces who skip the sex scenes and wince at sex jokes and awkwardly leave the conversation when your friends start talking about sex. your boundaries aren’t childish and fuck anyone who says otherwise.

[ostolero]

Are you an evil princess?

evil princess

evil, not princess

not evil, princess

neither evil, nor princess

Remaining time: 6 days 17 hours

[taraxippos]

I think this is the single funniest artfight rule. Like....I guess?

[taraxippos]

[taraxippos]

WHO DID THIS