You Can Coat a Hundred Boys in Tar

Hi welcome to my blog for reblogging random things that strike my fancy | I like birds and ghosts and funky robots | adult | main blog @wacky-nameless-inventor-24 | it/its | Fnaf/Su (currently) art blog @the-microwave-of-evil | Hero x Villain writing blog @starry-night-author | Lockwood and co. fan since 2018 | 🇵🇸

[ciphertology]

dni if you have no whimsy and no joy for the miracles found within the mundane

[wouldyoueatthisfood]

Would you eat this?

I would eat this

I would not eat this

I have eaten this (positive)

I have eaten this (negative)

Remaining time: 6 days 18 hours

Food: Korean dolsot bibimbap

Ingredients: bellflower root, salt, bracken, sesame oil, garlic, soy sauce, spinach, mungbean sprouts, carrot, zucchini, rice, egg, gochujang

[mikelogan]

ALLELUIA! The Devil's Carnival (2015) dir. Darren Lynn Bousman

Emilie Autumn as June/The Painted Doll

[podcastwizard]

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

you people aren't CASTING

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

NO

[plumknodel]

[howdoichangethis-deactivated202]

shut up im MLM fuck you

[slutty-satan]

IDC about your essential oils

[drdaanvondutch]

[crustacean-menace]

Homework lady: "My dog is barking! 🙂"

The dog:

[undeadcorvid]

I know y'all are all waiting on Schrödinger's McConnell but can we get a crab rave for Ann Widdecombe, an absolute GHOUL of a woman who I'm glad to hear has finally croaked. She will not be missed, the racist, misogynistic, queerphobic bag of bones who I will always remember for refusing to be health secretary 'so long as that included responsibility for giving abortions' and comparing a book denying climate change to the Nazi book burnings (she seems ignorant of the fact the Nazi's burned Jewish, queer, and communist literature because they agreed with her stances on them. RIP you ghoul, you would have applauded the raid and destruction of the Institut für Sexualwissenschaff)

[digitaldiscipline]

[beyoursledgehammer]

Ann Widdecombe death latest: Police launch murder investigation

Devon and Cornwall Police say the 78-year-old was found at her home on Dartmoor in Devon on Thursday with serious injuries.

I got curious about Ann (I'm not from the UK so I'm not very familiar with her) but it's not just that she died out of nowhere, it's possible uhhhh got beaten to death.

[thoracs]

[kitten-cab00dle]

[flimflix]

[dramastcyr]

[ohdarnitripped-deactivated20220]

It’s time for YOU to listen to me.

[kitten-cab00dle]

[theegrandhorizontal]

[luxiomahariel]

thank you women with deep voices for being perfect

[crowboy-bebop]

oh my fucking god

[evilsanlang]

it's okay if you as a lesbian want to fuck the straight blonde popstar but you can't be pretending she's a lesbian too girl at least make it a lesbian corruption kink or some shit

[evilsanlang]

"taylor swift is a lesbian" check your house for mold

"I can fuck the heterosexuality out of sabrina carpenter" questionable taste, but much more respectable

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

[anony-phangirl]

It happened

[asquared-ohgodnotthehorrors]

[clickrtraind]

can you lez the fuck in

[sufjansjoy]

MSG Kept A Database Flagging LGBTQIA Celebrities

A few years ago, we learned that Madison Square Garden was using facial recognition technology to kick out legal adversaries. Now, it looks

this is like beyond batshit btw. the surveillance state is now and it is worse than you think

[captain-price-returns]

These are probably the first kids he never shot on sight

[captain-price-returns]

jfc

[shegayonmygirl]

girl who just woke up voice: I should sleep more ehehehehe,,,,,