Miranda

Writer. Actor. Filmmaker. Bisexual. Marble breasted tyrant. https://linktr.ee/mimsymars

[playwrongs]

remarkable. all these holes look just like my grave

[skippyisntfunny]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Pulitzer Prize type shit

[wizardshark]

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

[spooky-narwhal]

Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot

[pangur-and-grim]

my house is scary at night

[storyweavingspider]

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

[jame7t]

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

[jame7t]

not me though. im girl with tanktop

[romanceyourdemons]

this is my first time in the pacific northwest. we drove through a forest so wet and foggy you couldn’t see the bends in the road ten yards ahead of you and it straight up felt like a horror game until we emerged into a sunny valley with a rainbow over it and then we went to a taco bell and in it there was a guy dressed like a hot dog and a guy dressed like hamburger. is it all like this

[t00thpasteface]

me before i get my paycheck: i'm so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin

[fairycosmos]

my dead wife. the ad free internet

[fairycosmos]

watching dreamily recorded footage of a web forum from 2003

[exhaled-spirals]

“Ours is essentially a tragic age, so we refuse to take it tragically. The cataclysm has happened, we are among the ruins, we start to build up new little habitats, to have new little hopes. It is rather hard work: there is now no smooth road into the future: but we go round, or scramble over the obstacles. We’ve got to live, no matter how many skies have fallen.”

— D.H. Lawrence, Lady Chatterley’s Lover (via exhaled-spirals)

[brainscrewz]

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

[sartorialadventure]

Margarita Teresa of Spain, 1651-1673

^Infanta Margarita Teresa in a Pink Dress (1653), age 2, by Diego Velázquez

^After Velazquez

^Infanta Margarita Teresa (1655), age 4, Velázquez

Infanta Margarita in a White and Silver Dress (1656), age 5, Velázquez

^Las Meninas (1656), age 5, Velázquez

^Infanta Margarita Teresa of Spain in pink dress, attributed to Juan Bautista Martínez del Mazo

^In hunting costume (didn't see a date for this one)

^Infanta Margarita Teresa in a Blue Dress, 1659, age 8, Velázquez

^School of Diego Velázquez (1599-1660)

^Infanta Margarita Teresa in a Pink Dress (1660), age 9, by Velázquez or Juan Bautista Martínez del Mazo

Infanta Margarita and her brother Felipe Próspero (ca. 1660-1661), age 9-10, attributed to Antonio de Pereda (I think the earrings look similar to the 1660 portrait)

^Margaret Theresa in red and silver silk dress, aged between 10 and 13 (1661-1664) (I think the earrings look similar to the 1660 portrait)

^Infanta Margarita Teresa in orange dress (1665), age 14, by Francisco Ignacio Ruiz de la Iglesia (this looks to me like the same stomacher and bodice as the 1661-64 portrait)

^By Gerard du Chateau (I don't have a date for this one, but those look like the 1660 earrings)

^By a follower of Diego Velazquez (I don't have a date for this one, but those look like the 1660 earrings)

^Infanta Margarita Teresa, 1666, aged 14, in mourning for her father, by Juan Bautista Martínez del Mazo. She married later that year. (I think the earrings look similar to the 1661-64 portrait)

Infanta Margaret Theresa, Empress, in theater dress (1667), age 16, by Jan Thomas van Ieperen. (I'm pretty sure "theater dress" here means a costume for a play or masque. Still wearing those red ribbons in her hair!)

^I don't have a date for this one. Similar hair ribbons and earrings!

^Empress Margarita Teresa and her daughter Maria Antonia (c. 1670), age 19, by Jan Thomas van Ieperen (The earrings and the red hair ribbons are back! Her daughter's earrings and bodice are similar as well.)

[fairyinthetrees]

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

[wovi]

[t00thpasteface]

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

[guiltfactory-moved]

this lamb keeps trying to sacrifice itself even though no one really needs or wants it to do that

[mephostophilis]

are non brits aware of count binface.

[mephostophilis]

to give some entirely bizarre context, nigel farage (extreme cunt) has stepped down from his position as MP for clacton (due to a scandal where he received £5 million from a crypto billionaire that could have been laundered) only to run again so that he can prove people like him. and the only person running against him is count binface. who has been a staple of british politics for many years. and now the british press is forced to interview him seriously while he sits there with his binface.

[mephostophilis]

sorry. correction. laurence fox is also there

[mephostophilis]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

you know when you get Autism Mad. like something happens in a non-ideal way and in your brain you know it literally doesnt matter but in your other more autistic brain youre like screaming & scrying & shitting the bed etc. i think you should be able to go into settings and opt out of that. i have better things to get upset about than failing to put up a decoration on the optimal day or being too stubborn to solve a problem via simple communication

[streetkit]

it does suck that the government defunded PBS but it's also so fucking funny that now that they don't take uncle sam's slavery dollars they're running videos like "How america's foundation was built on genocide"

no more being polite about it fuck the USA