can't you see i'm sleeping here jfc

Ysera crack RP blog (world of warcraft)

[green-queen-ysera]

am i stil dead  or liek,,,

rly highh

[boss-mida]

i’ll tell you for 10.000 gold

[green-queen-ysera]

why i s  this weed patch talkin 2 me

how did u... gain sentience beloved weedling..

[green-queen-ysera]

am i stil dead  or liek,,,

rly highh

[wrathion-wrathioff]

*Doesn’t know why but he’s strangely compelled to hold up this photo right now and so he does.*

[green-queen-ysera]

say what you want but you cant deny my tits look INCREDIBLE in this pic 

[wrathion-wrathioff]

*He just freezes up in the presence of Ysera.*

If I don’t move… she can’t see me.

[green-queen-ysera]

#thats how lizards work right#or is that dinosaurs?#same difference really#shes big and green

*sniffs wrathion* hmm..... weedless. *she disappears* 

[wrathion-wrathioff]

*Doesn’t know why but he’s strangely compelled to hold up this photo right now and so he does.*

[green-queen-ysera]

say what you want but you cant deny my tits look INCREDIBLE in this pic 

[green-queen-ysera]

@higherthanaldorrise:

Yeah then how come I’ve never seen you

probably can’t see me through the smoke i guess

anyway, shitting. i shat out the eggs. it was me, dio. no. me, ysera. not dio. 

[lifegrindr]

i sense that someone has shat out a glut of eggs…. or diarhhea?

[green-queen-ysera]

Oh, sorry, that was me. i figured since i’m dying soon i should get these eggs out while i still can. 

[lifegrindr]

why the hell are you dying??? is it something you ate? i told you only i can handle spicy food :(

[green-queen-ysera]

it was a rly spicy tear of elune. i think. idk the dream was weird, also velen was poledancing in it. 

[higherthanaldorrise]

*He whips his head around really fast and wafts the smoke away from his face.* HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT MY THURSDAY BINGO NIGHTS?

[green-queen-ysera]

we go to the same bingo hall you absolute weapon

[lifegrindr]

i sense that someone has shat out a glut of eggs…. or diarhhea?

[green-queen-ysera]

Oh, sorry, that was me. i figured since i’m dying soon i should get these eggs out while i still can. 

[lifegrindr]

why the hell are you dying??? is it something you ate? i told you only i can handle spicy food :(

[green-queen-ysera]

it was a rly spicy tear of elune. i think. idk the dream was weird, also velen was poledancing in it. 

[lifegrindr]

i sense that someone has shat out a glut of eggs…. or diarhhea?

[green-queen-ysera]

Oh, sorry, that was me. i figured since i’m dying soon i should get these eggs out while i still can. 

[green-queen-ysera]

so Druids are meant to protect nature and stuff right?? why are they wearing leather and fur all the time tho u guys know that’s made of dead animals right 😂😂

[malfurioustormraging]

They’re not made of dead animals! If they were I wouldn’t wear leather, I thought that would be obvious Ysera!

[green-queen-ysera]

I hate to break it to u but leather and fur is animal skin ://

[malfurioustormraging]

Oh, really?

[green-queen-ysera]

yeah ://///////// didn't u ever wonder why learherworkers are usually skinners as well?

[green-queen-ysera]

so Druids are meant to protect nature and stuff right?? why are they wearing leather and fur all the time tho u guys know that’s made of dead animals right 😂😂

[malfurioustormraging]

They’re not made of dead animals! If they were I wouldn’t wear leather, I thought that would be obvious Ysera!

[green-queen-ysera]

I hate to break it to u but leather and fur is animal skin ://

[green-queen-ysera]

so Druids are meant to protect nature and stuff right?? why are they wearing leather and fur all the time tho u guys know that's made of dead animals right 😂😂

[green-queen-ysera]

i just had the worst nightmare, that rude asshole medivh got laid. thank elune it was only a bad dream. 

[guardianoftheparty]

:)

[green-queen-ysera]

#guess again

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[green-queen-ysera]

i just had the worst nightmare, that rude asshole medivh got laid. thank elune it was only a bad dream. 

[green-queen-ysera]

is the emerald dream boneless

[malfurioustormraging]

What? 😖

[green-queen-ysera]

well is it

[green-queen-ysera]

is the emerald dream boneless

[green-queen-ysera]

*turns up in karazhan and immediately falls asleep*

[green-queen-ysera]

is it considered a wet dream if a dream is so sexy it makes u cry or