@anduin wanna watch me flap my wings? ;D

[garonahalfawesome]

why is the little king flirting with the hot version of medivh

[guardianoftheparty]

There’s another version of me around? Where??

[wrathion-wrathioff]

Step aside. Leave your friends at the door.

[wrathion-wrathioff]

Did I mention I’m a DILF now?

[kol-toptier-a]

aren’t you like 5

[wrathion-wrathioff]

and youre dead but i guess you never got the memo

[wrathion-wrathioff]

Did I mention I’m a DILF now?

[wrathion-wrathioff]

medan? more like medont

[wrathion-wrathioff]

*Doesn’t know why but he’s strangely compelled to hold up this photo right now and so he does.*

[green-queen-ysera]

say what you want but you cant deny my tits look INCREDIBLE in this pic 

[wrathion-wrathioff]

*He just freezes up in the presence of Ysera.*

If I don’t move… she can’t see me.

[green-queen-ysera]

#thats how lizards work right#or is that dinosaurs?#same difference really#shes big and green

*sniffs wrathion* hmm….. weedless. *she disappears* 

[wrathion-wrathioff]

god i hate old people

[wrathion-wrathioff]

*Doesn’t know why but he’s strangely compelled to hold up this photo right now and so he does.*

[green-queen-ysera]

say what you want but you cant deny my tits look INCREDIBLE in this pic 

[wrathion-wrathioff]

*He just freezes up in the presence of Ysera.*

If I don’t move... she can’t see me.

[wrathion-wrathioff]

*Doesn’t know why but he’s strangely compelled to hold up this photo right now and so he does.*

[anduinception]

@wrathion-wrathioff:

I have many talents babe. *He poses against a wall and waggles his eyebrows.* Quick on the streets but long in the sheets.

*blushes* You are very talented. I’m sure people will forget about this fight soon enough. There’s far more important things to focus on. 

[wrathion-wrathioff]

Yeah, you’re right, irrelevance begets irrelevance so I’m sure that will all follow suit, now, how about you tell me what my gorgeous leader of the Alliance has been up to?

[anduinception]

Oh, you know, just the usual! Running the city, holding meetings. I think we’re very close to making peace with the Horde! Its been very productive. How about you?

[wrathion-wrathioff]

*He just keeps flexing.* Oh you know, being humble, last remaining sane black dragon, trying to hide my celebrity status, avoiding the red dragon flight and their torpedo shitting leader, swindling some orcs here and there, oh... taking care of the babies maybe and FUCKING HITTING THE GYM. *He puffs his chest out and makes his pecs bounce.*

[anduinception]

@wrathion-wrathioff:

I have many talents babe. *He poses against a wall and waggles his eyebrows.* Quick on the streets but long in the sheets.

*blushes* You are very talented. I’m sure people will forget about this fight soon enough. There’s far more important things to focus on. 

[wrathion-wrathioff]

Yeah, you’re right, irrelevance begets irrelevance so I’m sure that will all follow suit, now, how about you tell me what my gorgeous leader of the Alliance has been up to?

[anduinception]

@wrathion-wrathioff:

I believe you’ll find I didn’t instigate any of these fights and quite frankly people are just jealous of me. That half goat moonman tried to argue his dick is bigger than mine and then that tribreed pipsqueak jumped out of a bush to make some smarmy remark about being blocked (which isn’t true) and then this poor excuse for a sausage dog just began yipping at me about my dad and shit so like????? I’m blameless.

Hey, uh, you probably shouldn’t call a worgen a dog. Also calling Med’an a “tribreed pipsqueak” is probably quite offensive. I think we should all just walk away from this and put it behind us. 

[liam-greymane]

Poor excuse for a sausage dog?! What the hell?

[medangerzone]

Tribreed pipsqueak?! Jesus, dude. 

[wrathion-wrathioff]

*He holds up a photo of this.*

[anduinception]

*snatches it off of Wrathion* Don’t make this worse! How did you even make this so quickly?!

[wrathion-wrathioff]

I have many talents babe. *He poses against a wall and waggles his eyebrows.* Quick on the streets but long in the sheets.

[anduinception]

@wrathion-wrathioff:

I believe you’ll find I didn’t instigate any of these fights and quite frankly people are just jealous of me. That half goat moonman tried to argue his dick is bigger than mine and then that tribreed pipsqueak jumped out of a bush to make some smarmy remark about being blocked (which isn’t true) and then this poor excuse for a sausage dog just began yipping at me about my dad and shit so like????? I’m blameless.

Hey, uh, you probably shouldn’t call a worgen a dog. Also calling Med’an a “tribreed pipsqueak” is probably quite offensive. I think we should all just walk away from this and put it behind us. 

[liam-greymane]

Poor excuse for a sausage dog?! What the hell?

[medangerzone]

Tribreed pipsqueak?! Jesus, dude. 

[wrathion-wrathioff]

*He holds up a photo of this.*

[liam-greymane]

@wrathion-wrathioff:

oh good from one irrelevant would-be-goat to an even more irrelevant should-be-dead-but-isn’t-dog

Always good to hear from the screaming baby whelpling. Is it past your bedtime, Wrathion? Want me to get Anduin to come tuck you in?

[wrathion-wrathioff]

i’ll happily take anduin to bed so sure *He crosses his arms and smirks.*

[anduinception]

Hey can you guys have one interaction that doesn’t end in a fight? Please? 

[wrathion-wrathioff]

*He began flexing.* Hey babe.

[anduinception]

Hi <3 But seriously, please stop fighting. Can’t we all just be friends?

[wrathion-wrathioff]

I believe you’ll find I didn’t instigate any of these fights and quite frankly people are just jealous of me. That half goat moonman tried to argue his dick is bigger than mine and then that tribreed pipsqueak jumped out of a bush to make some smarmy remark about being blocked (which isn’t true) and then this poor excuse for a sausage dog just began yipping at me about my dad and shit so like????? I’m blameless.

[liam-greymane]

@wrathion-wrathioff:

oh good from one irrelevant would-be-goat to an even more irrelevant should-be-dead-but-isn’t-dog

Always good to hear from the screaming baby whelpling. Is it past your bedtime, Wrathion? Want me to get Anduin to come tuck you in?

[wrathion-wrathioff]

i’ll happily take anduin to bed so sure *He crosses his arms and smirks.*

[anduinception]

Hey can you guys have one interaction that doesn’t end in a fight? Please? 

[wrathion-wrathioff]

*He began flexing.* Hey babe.

[liam-greymane]

@wrathion-wrathioff:

oh good from one irrelevant would-be-goat to an even more irrelevant should-be-dead-but-isn’t-dog

Always good to hear from the screaming baby whelpling. Is it past your bedtime, Wrathion? Want me to get Anduin to come tuck you in?

[wrathion-wrathioff]

i’ll happily take anduin to bed so sure *He crosses his arms and smirks.*

[medangerzone]

@wrathion-wrathioff:

ill thank you to know my dads absence from my life made me a better person

clearly whatever fucked up hole you managed to climb out of was already for worse regardless of dad status

but lets not forget your dad is the biggest failure of a guardian ever so apple doesnt fall far from the tree

I bet my dad could beat your dad in a fight tho

[wrathion-wrathioff]

who couldnt beat my dad is that suppose to be some kind of achievement

also it seems your diaper is leaking from all that bullshit youre putting out

[medangerzone]

Hey @liam-greymane do you think anyone could have beaten Deathwing, you know, the dragon that’s the reason you lost your home? 

[liam-greymane]

Uh, no. Definitely not. What are you two even arguing about right now? 

[wrathion-wrathioff]

oh good from one irrelevant would-be-goat to an even more irrelevant should-be-dead-but-isn’t-dog

[medangerzone]

@wrathion-wrathioff:

ill thank you to know my dads absence from my life made me a better person

clearly whatever fucked up hole you managed to climb out of was already for worse regardless of dad status

but lets not forget your dad is the biggest failure of a guardian ever so apple doesnt fall far from the tree

I bet my dad could beat your dad in a fight tho

[wrathion-wrathioff]

who couldnt beat my dad is that suppose to be some kind of achievement

also it seems your diaper is leaking from all that bullshit youre putting out

[medangerzone]

I wonder if Wrathion’s still got me blocked lol

[wrathion-wrathioff]

who are you

[medangerzone]

Anduin’s best friend. :) 

[wrathion-wrathioff]

you must mean anduin lotharr and i agree it looks like you hang out with dead people

[medangerzone]

Hi sorry what was that? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of your glaring daddy issues. 

[wrathion-wrathioff]

ill thank you to know my dads absence from my life made me a better person

clearly whatever fucked up hole you managed to climb out of was already for worse regardless of dad status

but lets not forget your dad is the biggest failure of a guardian ever so apple doesnt fall far from the tree