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How to somehow fake someone else’s death

This isn’t google but advice would be useful right now

voss-ass-lich

fake murder. fake blood. very good.

i can help ya… for a price

………How much.

sell me the formula for the plague and we’re talkin’ :)

How to somehow fake someone else’s death

This isn’t google but advice would be useful right now

voss-ass-lich

fake murder. fake blood. very good.

i can help ya... for a price

I can’t believe I’ve been fucking arguing with a body double all this time

#hooooooooooooo

@boss-mida

*Jumps out of a bush wielding the ashbringer.* AHA! Horde blood elf leader Lor'themar attacking a poor and defenseless….. elf???? pointed ear thing. ANYHOW! How much ya gonna pay me to stay quiet about this story?

*stops punching Thalyssra and looks at Mida in confusion* What the fuck this is an elf? And she attacked me first!

She did not! I have it all on film…. *A bluff.* Anyway you are being put under arrest for assaulting a rando

How can you arrest me if I do… this! *runs off really fast in the direction of Starbucks*

*Shakes her fist* CURSE YOU AND YOUR LONG LEGS!!!

@boss-mida

*Jumps out of a bush wielding the ashbringer.* AHA! Horde blood elf leader Lor'themar attacking a poor and defenseless….. elf???? pointed ear thing. ANYHOW! How much ya gonna pay me to stay quiet about this story?

*stops punching Thalyssra and looks at Mida in confusion* What the fuck this is an elf? And she attacked me first!

She did not! I have it all on film.... *A bluff.* Anyway you are being put under arrest for assaulting a rando

*is laying in murder row*

*is going to get his mid-morning coffee from blood elf Starbucks and manages to trip over Thalyssra, shrieking as he falls* AHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK

*makes a horrible shriek noise and rolls around*

*pulls himself off the floor and looks around to see what he’s tripped over then shrieks again* AHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?

*Looks at Lor'themar and screams in return because what the fuck is she looking at* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*screams louder as the thing looks at him and starts screaming and goes to draw his sword but remembers he hasn’t got it with him and just punches Thalyssra in the face instead*

*She fucking launches her leg up towards his crotch in retaliation*

*being kicked in the crotch by a weak nightfallen has absolutely no effect on Lor’themar and he just keeps punching her and screaming*

*she teleports to a short distance away*

*drags himself up off the floor and looks around for her, then spots her and runs over to start attacking her again*

*Jumps out of a bush wielding the ashbringer.* AHA! Horde blood elf leader Lor'themar attacking a poor and defenseless..... elf???? pointed ear thing. ANYHOW! How much ya gonna pay me to stay quiet about this story?

Extra extra, read all about it: Warchief Vol’jin hates women.

sylvannanas

So anyway as warchief…

worldsbestwarchief

uh. no

yeah he just hates women being in charge in the horde dont worry love

#worldsbestwarchief

call out post: gallywix

- wont stop embezelling

- tried to buy a fel reaver from the burning legion

- gives terrible head

- is jerking it to this call out post

- encrusts his diamonds with jizz

- wont let me be goblin racial leader

- stole my nipple ring

- left me pregnant once i think

#nsfw

voss-ass-lich

hey @grandpa-khadgar you owe me 50 gold

grandpa-khadgar

What? Oh for goodness’ sake, they just couldn’t wait, could they? Here’s your gold.

You know if you convert to Mida Co you can get 50 gold plus interest back

#grandpa khadgar

sylvannanas

*signs the contract* (:

its in effect now, now fuck off. i have some remodelling to do

>P.( Yeah no I’m not going to give up my eyepatch for this I’m keeping it on.

lifegrindr

*comes back from the toilet* is the fight starting? (:

*looks at Alexstrasza* Yeah you’re a bit late it’s over. Anyway whatever I agree to switching with Sylvanas as long as I don’t have to switch outfits with her.

*drops a contract on the floor and it unrolls all the way out of grommash hold to pandaria* just sign up the top here (:

*looks at the contract and the length of it* Uh, could you maybe summarise what it says for us?

no (:

>P.( Yeah no I’m not going to give up my eyepatch for this I’m keeping it on.

lifegrindr

*comes back from the toilet* is the fight starting? (:

*looks at Alexstrasza* Yeah you’re a bit late it’s over. Anyway whatever I agree to switching with Sylvanas as long as I don’t have to switch outfits with her.

*drops a contract on the floor and it unrolls all the way out of grommash hold to pandaria* just sign up the top here (:

#or i’ll put a large fan infront of silvermoon to fuck your hair up you wanna go? #(:

Illidan doesn’t have any goblin engineered vibrators those are m- *pales slightly as he realises that Mida is implying she can mess with them then silently picks up the tshirt and sighs* Isn’t there any other way we can sort this out?

sylvannanas

yeah no I’m not switching legs for l’oreal paris over here

*glares at Sylvanas but doesn’t say anything else to her instead focusing on making Mida change her mind* There must be another way that doesn’t involve this ridiculous tshirt though. >P.(

Fine. Spend a week ein eachother’s shoes. Trade clothes and capitals. Lor’themar leads the foresaken and Sylvanas leads the blood elves (:

*looks genuinely upset by that* Hey what the fuck I don’t go around making fun of the fact you’re dead why have you got to make fun of my eye? P.( *looks at Mida* Wait since you’re Warchief Mida… PUNISH SYLVANAS FOR ALL THE SHIT SHES PUT ME THROUGH SHE DESERVES IT

GOD. BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP. I AM NOT GONNA BABYSIT BOTH OF YOU AS WARCHIEF. THAT WAS VOLJINS SHITCK. BOTH OF YOU WILL TRY MY NEW MIDA BRAND BEST FRIEND SHIRT AND FUCK OFF OUT OF HERE. IF I HEAR A SINGLE COMPLAINT I WILL DEMOTE YOU AS LEADERS *she grabs a shirt out of her mech and tosses it at them*

*just looks at the tshirt* …What the fuck is that.

(: fine then the blood elves get kicked out of the horde your choice

*thinks about that* So you want me to wear this shirt or you kick us out of the Horde? Hmmmm difficult choice.

#eyepatch mcgee #or i'll put a large fan infront of silvermoon to fuck your hair up #you wanna go?#(:

make threats like that and i’ll blow up one of those goblin engineered vibrators that illidan has purchased when hes using it (:

*looks genuinely upset by that* Hey what the fuck I don’t go around making fun of the fact you’re dead why have you got to make fun of my eye? P.( *looks at Mida* Wait since you’re Warchief Mida… PUNISH SYLVANAS FOR ALL THE SHIT SHES PUT ME THROUGH SHE DESERVES IT

GOD. BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP. I AM NOT GONNA BABYSIT BOTH OF YOU AS WARCHIEF. THAT WAS VOLJINS SHITCK. BOTH OF YOU WILL TRY MY NEW MIDA BRAND BEST FRIEND SHIRT AND FUCK OFF OUT OF HERE. IF I HEAR A SINGLE COMPLAINT I WILL DEMOTE YOU AS LEADERS *she grabs a shirt out of her mech and tosses it at them*

*just looks at the tshirt* …What the fuck is that.

(: fine then the blood elves get kicked out of the horde your choice