*Cooking noises ensue*

*waves* :)

[green-fellow]

I’m a green fellow.

Maybe. I’m WD Gaster.

[captain-gaster-offical]

No you're not.

[evil-yellow-deltarune]

I dont know, maybe @green-fellow is Gaster, I think theyre more green than you are

[captain-gaster-offical]

Oh, you want Green? I'll SHOW you Green!

Green.

[evil-yellow-deltarune]

Maybe Green is gaster, look at how green Green is

[captain-gaster-offical]

I could see Green being Gaster.

@green-the-flower-offical

What do YOU think?

[green-the-flower-offical]

They start walking away, whistling innocently.

[green-the-flower-offical]

They gasp softly and then make heart hands at the soft-looking pink creature.

[green-the-flower-offical]

*An apparent fisherman walks in. His left hand is instead a once silver curved hook, tarnished after years of salt spray. a wild beard hangs from his face, curled in and in again upon itself, making his sunken eyes look even deeper by comparison. He walks with uneven steps, as though expecting the ground below to turn and toss. A chair groans as he takes a seat.*

….a coffee, if’n you please. *Is his order, his voice quiet and strained as though it hadn’t been used in far too long.*

They nod, retreating to the kitchen for a long moment. When they return, they hold a cup of black coffee. In their other hand they balance a small tray with various forms of sweeteners, artificial and not, and a few different options for cream if you'd like it.

They set both carefully in front of you, nod again, and go back to whatever they'd been doing before the fisherman came in.

[green-the-flower-offical]

Mod you might be tired from the constant micro adjustments your body makes during long car rides. It’s an actual thing, you may be significantly more tense than you realize

((Mmmm that makes a lotta sense actually, thank ye for the new info anon :3

[green-faith-interpreter]

@green-the-flower-offical

Ohhh Ohh My Goodness Ohhhh No *Tugs Collar* Ohhhhhhhh Ohhh I Cant Be Seen Like This I Have To Shower I Have To Eat I Have To Brush My Teeths Ohhhhh My Goodness Ohhhhh

[green-the-flower-offical]

They blink twice, seemingly confused as to who this person is. They wave cheerfully nonetheless.

[green-faith-interpreter]

Hi Im The Green One And Im Green

[green-the-flower-offical]

They sign "same" at you.

[green-faith-interpreter]

Do U Like. Ooey Gooey Green Goo

[green-the-flower-offical]

They glance around a couple times, then shrug slowly.

[green-faith-interpreter]

@green-the-flower-offical

Ohhh Ohh My Goodness Ohhhh No *Tugs Collar* Ohhhhhhhh Ohhh I Cant Be Seen Like This I Have To Shower I Have To Eat I Have To Brush My Teeths Ohhhhh My Goodness Ohhhhh

[green-the-flower-offical]

They blink twice, seemingly confused as to who this person is. They wave cheerfully nonetheless.

[green-faith-interpreter]

Hi Im The Green One And Im Green

[green-the-flower-offical]

They sign "same" at you.

[green-the-flower-offical]

What's your favourite thing to make?

They sign "Green Tea" happily, then point at their kettle on the stove. It's evidently well-used.

[green-the-flower-offical]

*so green, if you wouldn't mind, do you have any recipes that will make kris hate Me less?

*yeah probably not... you're not a miracle worker

They shake their head apologetically.

[green-the-flower-offical]

Wow, you just had The Roaring Knight enjoy something you made..

That's.. like having basically a fucking deity say "yea that's good stuff"

Congrats Green, ur awesome. :D

They puff up their chest in pride, dusting off their apron a bit despite it not needing to be dusted off.

[green-faith-interpreter]

@green-the-flower-offical

Ohhh Ohh My Goodness Ohhhh No *Tugs Collar* Ohhhhhhhh Ohhh I Cant Be Seen Like This I Have To Shower I Have To Eat I Have To Brush My Teeths Ohhhhh My Goodness Ohhhhh

[green-the-flower-offical]

They blink twice, seemingly confused as to who this person is. They wave cheerfully nonetheless.

[flowery-the-flower-offical]

Congratulations on the baby.

Any ideas for a name?

NO???? GUYS PLEASE HELP

@blue-the-flower-offical

@aqua-the-flower-offical

@green-the-flower-offical

@orange-the-flower-offical

@seth-the-flower-offical

@yellow-the-flower-offical

@evil-yellow-deltarune

[green-the-flower-offical]

They shrug again.

[flowery-the-flower-offical]

*he starts crying *

[green-the-flower-offical]

They hug you gently, then offer a donut.

[green-the-flower-offical]

hiii gdrteeen!!!

yuouure sdoo ckoooll!!!!!

@floradinns-offical

They make heart hands at you.

[flowery-the-flower-offical]

Congratulations on the baby.

Any ideas for a name?

NO???? GUYS PLEASE HELP

@blue-the-flower-offical

@aqua-the-flower-offical

@green-the-flower-offical

@orange-the-flower-offical

@seth-the-flower-offical

@yellow-the-flower-offical

@evil-yellow-deltarune

[green-the-flower-offical]

They shrug again.

[flowery-the-flower-offical]

Hey guys..?

A bee pollinated me…

I think I might be pregnant

@seth-the-flower-offical

@green-the-flower-offical

@orange-the-flower-offical

@yellow-the-flower-offical

@aqua-the-flower-offical

@blue-the-flower-offical

@evil-yellow-deltarune

@kris-dreemurr-offical

[green-the-flower-offical]

They start signing various forms of congratulations at you.

[flowery-the-flower-offical]

IM NOT READY TO BE A PARENT?????

[green-the-flower-offical]

"I could nanny for you!"

[flowery-the-flower-offical]

I don't even know who the other parent is

[green-the-flower-offical]

They just shrug casually.

[flowery-the-flower-offical]

Hey guys..?

A bee pollinated me…

I think I might be pregnant

@seth-the-flower-offical

@green-the-flower-offical

@orange-the-flower-offical

@yellow-the-flower-offical

@aqua-the-flower-offical

@blue-the-flower-offical

@evil-yellow-deltarune

@kris-dreemurr-offical

[green-the-flower-offical]

They start signing various forms of congratulations at you.

[flowery-the-flower-offical]

IM NOT READY TO BE A PARENT?????

[green-the-flower-offical]

"I could nanny for you!"

[flowery-the-flower-offical]

Hey guys..?

A bee pollinated me…

I think I might be pregnant

@seth-the-flower-offical

@green-the-flower-offical

@orange-the-flower-offical

@yellow-the-flower-offical

@aqua-the-flower-offical

@blue-the-flower-offical

@evil-yellow-deltarune

@kris-dreemurr-offical

[green-the-flower-offical]

They start signing various forms of congratulations at you.

[green-the-flower-offical]

*three hundred rats appear*

We are the rats! Where is orange we have come to claim her to join the horde also the rats like your cooking

They blink twice, then start looking around for @orange-the-flower-offical.

[orange-the-flower-offical]

Im in the microwave

[green-the-flower-offical]

???