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i’m @aggressivelybi on there and have been more active there than here lately anyway, but with Tumblr upping censorship I can sense the self-righteous pearl-clutching half of this site swelling with a sense of victory and I don’t wanna hear the discourse.
I don’t even go here for porn but I don’t wanna watch this newly started trashfire, so hmu elsewhere until idk i guess pillowfort is finished?
if i had to get in a fistfight with any member of the fellowship it would be Frodo because i would easily win
all i am saying is that he would ostensibly be the easiest one to take on in a fight given that he’s like three feet tall and has led a life of (physical) leisure compared to all of the others due to his standing as a gentlehobbit
legolas, aragorn, and gimli are all used to combat, sam works as a gardener, merry and pippin often gallivant off and get into mischief so they have the advantage of experience in whatever it is they’ve gotten up to/would possibly fight dirty, gandalf is gandalf so while weapons are out of the question i suppose that depends on if magic is involved. i don’t think i could take him without magic even if he IS old because he’s a very large guy, but maybe
it would be my knuckles against Frodo’s baby soft poet hands, plus i’ve got the additional height and fighting experience. i just think that he would be the easiest to win against in hand-to-hand combat out of the rest of them. also he isn’t real so he can’t offer a rebuttal to my claim
you’re absolutely correct BUT wanting to fight Frodo makes you a monster D:
this has nothing to do with WANTING to fight Frodo, i just think he would be easiest for me to beat in a fight with no weapons. unless he utilized his very large feet, but i think he’s too polite to do that because it’s a fist fight and that would be considered playing dirty
for someone who doesn’t want to fight Frodo you sure have put a lot of thought into fighting Frodo……….
OP is wrong though: you fight Pippin.
First off, Pippin has it coming, so you won’t be fighting your conscience at the same time.
Secondly, Pippin is a spoiled rich kid. He’s no less gentry than Frodo is, but Frodo works out and is shown to have better stamina, at least at the outset. Pippin is also both the stupidest and the slowest of the hobbits. They both nearly beat one (1) troll, so that’s comparable, but Pippin appears not to have got a single hit in against the orcs that captured them while Merry was cutting off hands like a boss. Pippin also straight-up tell Bergil that he’s not a fighter.
Also there’s a nonzero chance that Frodo will just straight up curse you (if the guilt of fighting Frodo isn’t enough if a curse by itself).
And, of course, if you try to fight Frodo, you will 100% end up fighting Sam, and he will wreck you (and you’ll deserve it, you monster)
Also: if you fight Frodo you’ll have a very angry Sam & possibly also the entire Fellowship to deal with BUT if you fight Pippin they will probably cheer you on.
Bold of you to assume one could attempt to fight Pippin and NOT instantly be killed by Boromir.
So here’s the thing - you absolutely DO NOT want to try and fight Frodo or Pippin because they are going to be protected by the rest of the Fellowship, which basically exists to stop asshole Big People from picking on the hobbits. Folk might talk a big game but when the chips are down, you are not going to lay a single hand on any of the hobbits. Either you’ll find yourself immediately fighting all four of them or else you’ll move to land your first hit and suddenly Aragorn will side-tackle you into the trees. And he probably hits like a freight train tbh.
So here’s what you do:
You fight Legolas.
The thing about fist-fighting Legolas of course is that you will lose. This is not a fight you’re gonna win no matter what. But Legolas has his standing competition with Gimli, so once the challenge is issued, he’s not gonna let anyone else step in and fight you either. No one is liable to volunteer on his behalf, either, so you will only end up fighting the one member of the fellowship. If you are lucky he might also take his shirt off. Bonus!
Anyway.
Legolas will mop the floor with you, but he’s also already convinced you’re weaker than him anyway because you’re not an elf, so he’s gonna go kind of easy on you. And when you lose he will be all snide and superior about it, which means everyone in the fellowship is gonna sympathize with you, and Gimli will probably challenge him on your behalf afterwards, but here’s the key thing:
You will have lost a fist-fight to an immortal warrior prince.
That’s a way better loss to cop to than that time you tried to fistfight a pudgy gentlehobbit and got beaten to the point of unconsciousness by his gardener, yeah?
okay so tolkien tumblr is fast becoming my fave tumblr community thank you thank you all you are the true fellowship here.
This is what I’ve been saying.
Capitalism crushes labor.
You asked for Kravitz
heck
Hell darling, hell
I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been
The Hagia Sophia has inscriptions that were considered sacred for centuries until they were deciphered in the 70s to be Nordic runes saying “Halfdan wrote this”
my old english prof told us that theres a cave in Scandinavia where a viking gratified some runes like 14 feet up on the wall and when they finally reached it all it translated into was “this is very high”
Ancient Shitposting
Now on the History Channel
‘People have literally just always been people’ is genuinely my favorite fact about the world
“Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.” - Marcus Tullius Cicero, 106 BC - 43 BC
Common dog names have literally not changed in 3,000 years.
so not nearly as old but, this is a 12th century stave church in lom, norway (one of less than 40 left in the world)
it’s hard to see, but in the top left corner of this photo where the light comes in from the window, there’s a runic inscription
these photos show it more clearly, it’s easier to see in person. so of course one of the people i was travelling with asked what it said, and we were told it basically translates to:
“on this day, I climbed to this point, in the corner of the church”
people really have always been people
*Pippin Took voice* I have never voluntarily got up before 10 o’clock and I don’t intend to start now
I just saw a post on ”why Christians should celebrate Chanukah” AND I WANNA SCREAM
Can’t THEY LEAVE ANYTHING ALONE????
So I had the misfortune of looking this up and there are so many articles about this and it’s so ugly and not even funny:
Is Hanukkah (Christmaskah) something Christians should celebrate? What is Hanukkah? Did Jesus celebrate Hanukkah?
Or at least, remember it.
Let Your Light So Shine: Why Christians Should celebrate Chanukah.
They keep mentioning how in a passage of the New Testament Jesus was celebrating Chanukah/ “Jesus would have celebrated Chanukah!” And that’s why they should celebrate to LMAOOO I can’t believe this
The story of Hanukkah and its relevance for Christians today is worth paying attention to.
While Hanukkah may be a Jewish holiday, here is why Christians would do well to observe it themselves.
Last year my wife, my sons, and I began celebrating Hanukkah. On Sunday, we will once again begin eight days of observing this Je
this is the worst thing ever this is ruining my Hanukkah and this is only the surface
What is Hanukkah? Oh, Hanukkah! Oh, Hanukkah! The magical time of the year we all come together around the menorah, eat chocolate coins, an
Me, six hours ago when I saw said post: no way this could get worse
Me, after reading this: so I was terribly wrong
Okay this is SO fucking gross I can’t even begin to describe how I’m feeling.
Like… The very ESSENCE of Channukah is that it not only celebrates the miracle of the oil lasting eight days, it ALSO celebrates the victory of Jews over those who would seek to force them to assimilate. Over those who wanted us gone, our religion and culture destroyed.
Like the idea of goyim celebrating any Jewish holiday and putting their own spin on it fucking infuriates me, but the fact that they have decided that a holiday which commemorates Jewish resistance to EXACTLY the kind of assimilationist bullshit that they pull basically 24/7 makes me want to throw up.
To quote my rabbi, “their well keeps running dry, and so they want to steal from our well.”
Shalom goyim! So listen, I just talked to the prophetess Miriam and she said:
tbh a lot of my advice boils down to “hey you know that terrible horrible looming thing you’re doing your best to avoid and distract and escape as much as possible but no matter what you do it just keeps looming and looming and ruining your life”
“just, fuckign, run straight at it screaming.”
i needed this as a background
oh My god
story of my life…
Like Han Solo and the stormtroopers, baby.
i complemented this guys rainbow jacket the other day bc i thought it was for pride but then he bowed down to me and said “thank you m’lady” and i saw rainbow dash on the hood of his hoodie and im never gonna complement or trust anyone again
listen i know a lot of you think that judaism is just like….christianity but with some cool more ~ethnique~ holidays or whatever but if you’re approaching your interpretation of judaism within any sort of framework related to xtianity you’re doing it entirely wrong
“the torah says [x]” doesn’t mean “the torah says this and so this is what everyone does bc that’s the torah”
“the torah says [x]” means “for the next several thousand years people are going to argue about what exactly this means, what the loopholes are, how many different ways this can be interpreted, whether we should even follow it, and hey maybe gd isn’t even real so maybe the question is how this impacts us and our society, what are the implications, etc”
judaism is not “the torah says sodomy is an abhorrence therefore the entire religion is intrinsically homophobic and gd hates gays and is gonna send us to hell for being gay” because that is not how judaism works AT ALL
if you’re a prospective convert, if you’re someone who’s interested in theology, if you’re someone who thinks you know enough about judaism to talk about it on the internet, it is ESSENTIAL to understand these things.
judaism is not, and has never been, xtianity. not just because of our holidays. not just because we don’t believe that jesus is the messiah. but because we have a fundamentally different philosophy about gd, the torah, and how we should live our lives.
this is ok to rb btw
ykw goyim can reblog this too just don’t be stupid
Yeah im trans
T -tired
R- really tired
A - always tired
N - need a snooze
S- sleeps
Sharpay Evans was a lesbian
what do you mean “was”? she’s still a lesbian
wow you’re right, i guess i’m not used to lesbians being alive at the end of a movie
Explain?? How??
weak ass crush on the most conventionally attractive boy in school despite having nothing in common with him.
obsession with the girl he was dating, thinking she hated her when really she was jealous of him.
theatre is gay
she loves drama
high femme
never ended up with a boyfriend because she was gay
best friends with her gay brother
only sings romantic duets with her gay brother because she’s also gay
determined to “stick to status quo” due to internalised homophobia
bop to the Top = she’s telling us she wants to be topped
You can tell OP had this list mentally prepared from the moment she hit “post”
Pokémon GO PVP & Battle Leagues
With Player vs Player announced for Pokemon GO we are introduced to a new feature
The Pokémon GO Trainer Battle Leagues: Great, Ultra, and Master
The leagues will restrict the Pokémon the player is allowed to use by the Pokémon CP
Here’s a breakdown of each Battle League’s requirements:
🏆 Great League: 1,500 CP limit per Pokémon
🏆 Ultra League: 2,500 CP limit per Pokémon
🏆 Master League: No CP limit per Pokémon
Only 3 Pokémon can be selected in the Player vs Player Battles in Pokémon GO
When battling in the Great and Ultra Leagues, where there are specific CP limitations
Remember today when you see 100+ articles about how ‘civil’ and ‘noble’ H.W. Bush was that today is World AIDS Day. That 100,000 people, many LGBT+ individuals, especially gay men, died under his and Reagan’s watch. That he banned HIV+ people from entering the US, reduced research funding, and prevented educators from speaking about safe sex in favor of abstinence only education.
From Jonathan Van Ness’ Instagram
I know amazon won’t make legolas canonically gay but also…if they don’t make legolas canonically gay
I mean, technically the canon comes from Tolkien and Tolkien (rip) is dead, so you can say whatever you want! How’s he gonna stop you? He can’t-he’s a ghost.
