The ORIGINAL Detective

[pinkdetective-anon]

I have this really weird feeling that in another timeline I’m dead T_T

[greendetectiveanon]

That would be quite unfortunate.

...

I do not enjoy thinking about this alternate timeline...

[greendetectiveanon]

wus yer gendr

I am nonbinary.

[greendetectiveanon]

My rankings of my fellow "detectives".

Blue (The only actual detective. They are... pleasant.)

Pink (The only other one I like.)

Aureolin (Fine, I guess.)

Red (Stupid, ugly. Reminds me of a bird that was just born.)

Purple (Who?)

Light Blue (Who?)

Lavender (Hate. Let me tell you how much I have come to hate you.)

[lavenderdetectiveanon]

Gang?

- Lavender

[pinkdetective-anon]

I'm so AWESOME! ^o^, also, Lavvy hate isn't respected 'round these parts, fucking British, don't you dare forget that stupid-

[greendetectiveanon]

Lavender has taken everything from me.

[lavenderdetectiveanon]

What is the Pinkening? Should I be worried?

- Lavender

[greendetectiveanon]

Does Pink have something to do with this...?

[greendetectiveanon]

My rankings of my fellow "detectives".

Blue (The only actual detective. They are... pleasant.)

Pink (The only other one I like.)

Aureolin (Fine, I guess.)

Red (Stupid, ugly. Reminds me of a bird that was just born.)

Purple (Who?)

Light Blue (Who?)

Lavender (Hate. Let me tell you how much I have come to hate you.)

[lavenderdetectiveanon]

Gang?

- Lavender

[greendetectiveanon]

I don't like you.

[greendetectiveanon]

My rankings of my fellow "detectives".

Blue (The only actual detective. They are... pleasant.)

Pink (The only other one I like.)

Aureolin (Fine, I guess.)

Red (Stupid, ugly. Reminds me of a bird that was just born.)

Purple (Who?)

Light Blue (Who?)

Lavender (Hate. Let me tell you how much I have come to hate you.)

[greendetectiveanon]

Bored.

[greendetectiveanon]

Where has everyone been? This is a ghost town now...

[lavenderdetectiveanon]

"Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness."

- Sun Tzu, "The Art Of War"

What good is a band of detectives with no mystery?

- Lavender

[greendetectiveanon]

You do not need silence to provide mystery. I speak quite a bit, I'd say. And yet there are several mysteries surrounding me.

[greendetectiveanon]

Where has everyone been? This is a ghost town now...

[lavenderdetectiveanon]

Blahaj.

- Lavender

[greendetectiveanon]

Blahaj.

[askfallen8]

My advice to NOT lose focus: Try to avoid answer asks from cringe Anons. They're just trying to get a reaction out of you.

the detectiveanons are my friends LOL its ok

[red-detectiveanon]

we’re friends?

Your finest Red

[pinkdetective-anon]

Good question, Reddy (๑ᵔ⤙ᵔ๑)

[red-detectiveanon]

Don’t call me that.

[pinkdetective-anon]

Oh what, only your guy Aurelion can call you that???? Soooorry I didn’t know you hated joy and whimsy (ᵕ—ᴗ—)

[red-detectiveanon]

Keep them out of this

[greendetectiveanon]

That's... interesting.

[red-detectiveanon]

Green get out of here don’t you got a detective of your own?

[greendetectiveanon]

...They aren't here right now.

Perhaps I miss them a small amount.

[detectivebutblue]

I too miss you a small amount, Green.

[greendetectiveanon]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ahem. Pardon me.

[greendetectiveanon]

I will crack the mysteries of AF8 wide open. All in due time.

[pinkdetective-anon]

snickers Y’know what someone else would crack? (≧▽≦)

[lavenderdetectiveanon]

An egg, perhaps? But that would be too simple an answer. Is the answer more metaphorical? Willpower, or some other ideal? I am afraid this riddle has me uncharacteristically stumped.

- Lavender

[pinkdetective-anon]

Hmmm…. Egg….When the egg hatches you figure out your trans.. Lavvy is there something you wanna tell us? (╭ರ_•́)

[greendetectiveanon]

It seems Lavender has something to share with the class indeed.

[detectivebutblue]

Detectives, I'd like to say this, you can be yuraoiful, and still do your job as a detective.

[askfallen8]

My advice to NOT lose focus: Try to avoid answer asks from cringe Anons. They're just trying to get a reaction out of you.

the detectiveanons are my friends LOL its ok

[red-detectiveanon]

we’re friends?

Your finest Red

[pinkdetective-anon]

Good question, Reddy (๑ᵔ⤙ᵔ๑)

[red-detectiveanon]

Don’t call me that.

[pinkdetective-anon]

Oh what, only your guy Aurelion can call you that???? Soooorry I didn’t know you hated joy and whimsy (ᵕ—ᴗ—)

[red-detectiveanon]

Keep them out of this

[greendetectiveanon]

That's... interesting.

[red-detectiveanon]

Green get out of here don’t you got a detective of your own?

[greendetectiveanon]

...They aren't here right now.

Perhaps I miss them a small amount.

[askfallen8]

My advice to NOT lose focus: Try to avoid answer asks from cringe Anons. They're just trying to get a reaction out of you.

the detectiveanons are my friends LOL its ok

[red-detectiveanon]

we’re friends?

Your finest Red

[pinkdetective-anon]

Good question, Reddy (๑ᵔ⤙ᵔ๑)

[red-detectiveanon]

Don’t call me that.

[pinkdetective-anon]

Oh what, only your guy Aurelion can call you that???? Soooorry I didn’t know you hated joy and whimsy (ᵕ—ᴗ—)

[red-detectiveanon]

Keep them out of this

[greendetectiveanon]

That's... interesting.

[greendetectiveanon]

I will crack the mysteries of AF8 wide open. All in due time.

[lavenderdetectiveanon]

"If you know your enemy, and you know yourself, you need not fear the results of a thousand battles."

- Sun Tzu, "The Art Of War"

Evidence collection is going well, if slightly slow.

I do not intend to share my full graphs at this time.

- Lavender

[detectivebutblue]

@greendetectiveanon Look, its us.

[greendetectiveanon]

Us indeed. How nice.

[pinkdetective-anon]

Can I be the priest for your wedding!? ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ )

[greendetectiveanon]

Wedding? I said nothing of that sort... O////O

[lavenderdetectiveanon]

Adding this to the archives.

Also, I am available to help pick out a wedding dress and/or suit Friday through Sunday. If either of you are interested.

- Lavender

[greendetectiveanon]

...Perhaps I will take you up on that offer.