Pink Detective Anon

[pinkdetective-anon]

I have this really weird feeling that in another timeline I’m dead T_T

[pinkdetective-anon]

I miss my friends they’re all in a call with that one server but I got logged out of my discord account (￣Д￣)ﾉ

[th0rn3dr0s3]

HOW ARE YOU ALIVE🥹💔

[pinkdetective-anon]

What does this mean （ ; ; ）why would i not be alive? (・・;)

[the-silver-detective-anon]

Why is there another one. Where are you all coming from.

Gonna be honest with you man I got 0 clue, but I mean evidently detective is a popular career

[pinkdetective-anon]

Oh dear you might be worse than Orange Detective Anon (;_;) You didn’t even go to detective academy, what a fraud! (T_T)

[theaureolinmercenary]

Oh, that’s the one who has been messaging me recently. I hear the other detectives are getting lore.

And you’re right. I didn’t go to any… “detective academy.” I should change that.

[pinkdetective-anon]

reo are you a high school drop out please elaborate

i wasnt referring to you what

[the-silver-detective-anon]

Why is there another one. Where are you all coming from.

Gonna be honest with you man I got 0 clue, but I mean evidently detective is a popular career

[pinkdetective-anon]

Oh dear you might be worse than Orange Detective Anon (;_;) You didn’t even go to detective academy, what a fraud! (T_T)

[pinkdetective-anon]

I miss my friends they’re all in a call with that one server but I got logged out of my discord account (￣Д￣)ﾉ

[greendetectiveanon]

My rankings of my fellow "detectives".

Blue (The only actual detective. They are... pleasant.)

Pink (The only other one I like.)

Aureolin (Fine, I guess.)

Red (Stupid, ugly. Reminds me of a bird that was just born.)

Purple (Who?)

Light Blue (Who?)

Lavender (Hate. Let me tell you how much I have come to hate you.)

[lavenderdetectiveanon]

Gang?

- Lavender

[pinkdetective-anon]

I'm so AWESOME! ^o^, also, Lavvy hate isn't respected 'round these parts, fucking British, don't you dare forget that stupid-

[greendetectiveanon]

Lavender has taken everything from me.

[pinkdetective-anon]

fuck did lavvy do to you bitch.

Anyways wanna have a tea party and discuss your grievances related to my beloved friend, Lavvy! ^v^

[lavenderdetectiveanon]

What is the Pinkening? Should I be worried?

- Lavender

[greendetectiveanon]

Does Pink have something to do with this...?

[pinkdetective-anon]

[greendetectiveanon]

My rankings of my fellow "detectives".

Blue (The only actual detective. They are... pleasant.)

Pink (The only other one I like.)

Aureolin (Fine, I guess.)

Red (Stupid, ugly. Reminds me of a bird that was just born.)

Purple (Who?)

Light Blue (Who?)

Lavender (Hate. Let me tell you how much I have come to hate you.)

[lavenderdetectiveanon]

Gang?

- Lavender

[pinkdetective-anon]

I'm so AWESOME! ^o^, also, Lavvy hate isn't respected 'round these parts, fucking British, don't you dare forget that stupid-

[askfallen8]

My advice to NOT lose focus: Try to avoid answer asks from cringe Anons. They're just trying to get a reaction out of you.

the detectiveanons are my friends LOL its ok

[red-detectiveanon]

we’re friends?

Your finest Red

[pinkdetective-anon]

Good question, Reddy (๑ᵔ⤙ᵔ๑)

[red-detectiveanon]

Don’t call me that.

[pinkdetective-anon]

Oh what, only your guy Aurelion can call you that???? Soooorry I didn’t know you hated joy and whimsy (ᵕ—ᴗ—)

[red-detectiveanon]

Keep them out of this

[greendetectiveanon]

That's... interesting.

[red-detectiveanon]

Green get out of here don’t you got a detective of your own?

[greendetectiveanon]

...They aren't here right now.

Perhaps I miss them a small amount.

[detectivebutblue]

I too miss you a small amount, Green.

[greendetectiveanon]

I will crack the mysteries of AF8 wide open. All in due time.

[pinkdetective-anon]

snickers Y’know what someone else would crack? (≧▽≦)

[lavenderdetectiveanon]

An egg, perhaps? But that would be too simple an answer. Is the answer more metaphorical? Willpower, or some other ideal? I am afraid this riddle has me uncharacteristically stumped.

- Lavender

[pinkdetective-anon]

Hmmm…. Egg….When the egg hatches you figure out your trans.. Lavvy is there something you wanna tell us? (╭ರ_•́)

[greendetectiveanon]

I will crack the mysteries of AF8 wide open. All in due time.

[pinkdetective-anon]

snickers Y’know what someone else would crack? (≧▽≦)

[askfallen8]

My advice to NOT lose focus: Try to avoid answer asks from cringe Anons. They're just trying to get a reaction out of you.

the detectiveanons are my friends LOL its ok

[red-detectiveanon]

we’re friends?

Your finest Red

[pinkdetective-anon]

Good question, Reddy (๑ᵔ⤙ᵔ๑)

[red-detectiveanon]

Don’t call me that.

[pinkdetective-anon]

Oh what, only your guy Aurelion can call you that???? Soooorry I didn’t know you hated joy and whimsy (ᵕ—ᴗ—)

[red-detectiveanon]

Keep them out of this

[greendetectiveanon]

That's... interesting.

[pinkdetective-anon]

Real gay too!! ٩(^ᗜ^ )و ´-

[detectivebutblue]

Detectives, I'd like to say this, you can be yuraoiful, and still do your job as a detective.

[lavenderdetectiveanon]

But where in my schedule would I fit crocheting?

- Lavender

[pinkdetective-anon]

Lavvy did you transition you look different today

[m00nb0y09]

lavender trans theory??? colour detectives get on it

[pinkdetective-anon]

On it, haikufucker >ᴗ<

[detectivebutblue]

Detectives, I'd like to say this, you can be yuraoiful, and still do your job as a detective.

[lavenderdetectiveanon]

But where in my schedule would I fit crocheting?

- Lavender

[pinkdetective-anon]

Lavvy did you transition you look different today

[pinkdetective-anon]

New day new slay time to keep a keen eye on the yaouri (^o^)

[lavenderdetectiveanon]

What is... Yaouri?

[pinkdetective-anon]

The Gays and the Lesbians and the Gaytheysbians my dearest Lav (˶˃𐃷˂˶)

[lavenderdetectiveanon]

I see. Adding this to my notes.

- Lavender

[pinkdetective-anon]

Glad to help ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

[theaureolinmercenary]

Greetings.

…You…all are still on this…

[pinkdetective-anon]

Why of course, Reo ◝(ᵔᗜᵔ)◜

[pinkdetective-anon]

New day new slay time to keep a keen eye on the yaouri (^o^)

[lavenderdetectiveanon]

What is... Yaouri?

[pinkdetective-anon]

The Gays and the Lesbians and the Gaytheysbians my dearest Lav (˶˃𐃷˂˶)

[lavenderdetectiveanon]

I see. Adding this to my notes.

- Lavender

[pinkdetective-anon]

Glad to help ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

[askfallen8]

My advice to NOT lose focus: Try to avoid answer asks from cringe Anons. They're just trying to get a reaction out of you.

the detectiveanons are my friends LOL its ok

[red-detectiveanon]

we’re friends?

Your finest Red

[pinkdetective-anon]

Good question, Reddy (๑ᵔ⤙ᵔ๑)

[red-detectiveanon]

Don’t call me that.

[pinkdetective-anon]

Oh what, only your guy Aurelion can call you that???? Soooorry I didn’t know you hated joy and whimsy (ᵕ—ᴗ—)

[red-detectiveanon]

Keep them out of this

[pinkdetective-anon]

ok gayboy