this is a bathtub!

i love dogs more than life itself

[recaption]

[genterie]

[frankjavcee-deactivated20201209]

[weirdlandtv]

[dark-mlm-suggestion]

Bite me as hard as you please, and make me see stars. I am yours to use.

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

imagine a burger saying this haha

[davidtellez]

[seyelence]

[7oke]

[revscarecrow]

Saw this. Thought of you.

[hellish-daddy]

[jaw8jaw]

John Cimon Warburg autochromes of cows on Saltburn Sands, 1915.

[glysunflower]

[brucebocchi]

Tumblr is banning all circumcised users on 5/1/2020.

In accordance with local and federal regulations, all Tumblr users with penises must submit a photo of their genitals to our automated review process for confirmation. If our extremely advanced AI cannot detect a foreskin, your account will be irreversibly deactivated and you will be reported to proper authorities. This is non-negotiable.

Tumblr users with vaginas are exempt from this new rule, but you’re on thin ice.

[badassdemonsword]

[woolay]

[artttho]

What? No april fools joke this year tumblr staff? Not really feelin it this year tumblr staff? No quip about copy or lizards tumblr staff? No weird horse we have to keep alive tumblr staff? No fake premium avatars tumblr staff?? You disgust me

[trivia-goddess]

fun facts: apparently the april fool’s day joke was contained entirely in the group chat function, which nobody fucking uses

[markvomit]

[lake-erie]

when u go to pick up the vase u saw on craigslist but when u get there it’s actually two people facing each other

[byjove]