Creative Writer/Narrative Designer

My name's Sam! I'm 20, Canadian, and work at Creazn Studio. I'm a gamer and I tend to post about life and my fiancé occasionally so if you don't like personal posts or selfies don't follow me.

[saltycatfish]

[sarkhan-volkswagen-deactivated2]

When u see a titty

[sloaniesmith]

[chief0keefe]

y'all pray for my homie franklin, ain’t nothing wrong with him he just sound like chewbacca and got a snaggletooth

[cocokoalatea]

Tingle is important.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Everyone I know post Snapchats of them at concerts and everyone I know skips over the Snapchats of people at concerts.

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

question: how would you deal with cyber attacks against the US government? 

donald trump: i am so strongly against cyber. we came up with the internet. cyber is a big issue. we need to be SMART and QUICK. let me tell you. my son has a computer. he’s 10! he’s so good on that computer so good you wouldn’t believe it!

republicans:

[kushandwizdom]

[veryfunnymemes]

Good Vibes HERE

[icedmarcha]

Reblog with your eye color, zodiac sign and favorite season.

[the-legend-of-zelda-series]

You know damn well that Reggie came up with that savage burn

[goodnightsora-archive]

[approach]

[mzcain27]

“You fight like a girl.”

I’m sorry

I didn’t

realise

that 

was 

a

bad

thing

[wallflowersperk]

Reblogging because I’m sure the comic readers out there could add some more.

[gayharoldfinch]

[rytfujgkuhhgmjgh]

yeah

so sorry

i can’t hear you

over the sound

of me crushing my enemies

[bonequeer]

This list

was looking

a little

white

so here you go

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

[believeitornah]

watch tha

bodies hit

tha floor

[valhkyrie-archive-blog]

this is the best post on tumblr, hands down

[culturistjack-deactivated201804]

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

[olisaurusrex]

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

[thattallsummonerguy]

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

[wontbeafraid-deactivated2014041]

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

[nevergenders-moved]

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

[scumbagsblog]

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

[abysswatchers420]

i feel like im living in a bizzaro 90s dream world and i love it

[the-artificem]

he looks so offended by his own clapback im crying

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

When you the master roaster but you in a professional setting but someone slip up and you instinctively fire on they ass

[socialismartnature]

[void-dance]

A rare encounter of a baby gorilla and a chimpanzee examining leaves at the Evaro Gorilla Orphanage in Gabon. 

Photo Credit & Copyright: National Geographic / Michael Poliza

[frumpyboyjuicebar-deactivated20]

They’re gonna unite and kill us all

[anchorbabyvevo-deactivated20160]

I thought they were lighting a J