It Me

I can be described as many things, but I prefer to go with me.

[megapanguin]

no hyperbole, Knives Out needs the MCU treatment

I want Benoit Blanc in like 28 movies that builds up to one giant murder mystery with all of his companions teaming up Endgame style

[cuddlycharizard]

It’s a crime they typecast Daniel Craig as a serious action man for so long when it’s clear he was born to play a silly little gay detective

[ultrafacts]

Alex (1976 – September 6, 2007) had a vocabulary of over 100 words, but was exceptional in that he appeared to have understanding of what he said. For example, when Alex was shown an object and was asked about its shape, color, or material, he could label it correctly. He could understand that a key was a key no matter what its size or color, and could figure out how the key was different from others. One day, he asked what color he was, and learned “grey” after being told the answer six times. This made him the first non-human animal to have ever asked an existential question. [x]

Alex’s last words were also “You be good, see you tomorrow. I love you.” [x] 

These were the same words that Alex would say every day when his owner left the lab.

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[mandopony]

“You be good, see you tomorrow. I love you.”

a parrot actually said these words, and meant it, before he died.

I’m getting choked up

[twilighttheunicorn]

Alex the parrot is actually one of my favorite animal intelligence stories/examples. What a smart birb.

[kimreesesdaughter]

Why am I emotional right now?

[witcheshaven]

stop what you’re doing right now and watch a 33 year old bat get help with flying

[gothiccharmschool]

Yeah, I’m going to always reblog Statler.

[dirtyrobber70]

This might be the sweetest thing I’ve ever seen

[brottagecore-deactivated2025101]

It’s like flying a kite that runs on fruit.

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[labelleizzy]

My life is pretty good but definitely sharing this out for all my folks who might need it!

[inknopewetrust]

For everyone looking for a bit of good,

Manifest this shit. Spreading the love to each and every one of you. You deserve the good that comes.

[cheese24k]

Walter is my cousin’s dog. He really has a thing for swimming.

[nasty-twerp]

that was a religious experience

[mightyfemme]

me

[pseudo-human-deactivated2021061]

I’ve never seen a butt-mounted camera, but damn, this dog knows where he wants to go, and goes there fast.

[shatteredwineglasses]

His little ears flopping in he wind

[cuttleskulls]

THIS IS THE QUALITY CONTENT I WANT TO SEE

[kngshxt-deactivated20180831]

[littleturtleduck]

[greenerdfighter]

me: *carries cat out of my room for being naughty*

cat: *purrs*

me: you are being punished. Please do not purr. I love you

[dailycisco]

We need to cool him down.

[kairisparda]

When you find a bra that fits

[fantasticbeasts]

Did you say school? Is there a school? A wizardry school here in, uh, America? 

[magicfolk]

#savage

[thatsthat24]

Those Weird Impulses 🧠

[academicssay]

[hwardlaunch]

Fun family story: when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so when it came time for her to say her vows she had a shit ton of cue cards in her hands and even her wife started groaning and my aunt took a deep inhale and then unravelled all the cue cards which were taped together and they all just read ‘HOT DAMN’ in giant letters and those were my aunts vows.

[dangerous-john]

@shoelesscosmonaut

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