azalea: b, c, d, h, k, n, o, p, r, t, u, v, z
Not a lot really gets to me anymore, whether itâs a good or bad thing, having three kids ft. cousins makes you have more patience than youâll ever need, but if I had to it would be leaving the toilet seat up, PTA group chats, and half empty water bottles (DRINK THE WHOLE THING, YOU COMMITTED)
You know, Adam Driver wasnât that hot to me at first but when I first saw him and then I watched Marriage Story and I was like, yeah okay Adam Driver can drive me any day of the week.
D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
What a loaded question, shit lol. Maybe just make better decisions, realize my actions have consequences, or like, find a moment in time when I didnât understand that concept as well, and really tell myself like, bitch, do the right thing.
H: Longest relationship and with who?
Iâve been married for what feels like an eternity in the best way possible. Anthony Dreamweaver, my husband, the father of my children, my personal chef, and the person who could literally fix anything with a nail, maybe some wood, and some duct tape B)
K: What's the biggest lie you have ever told?
Thatâd Iâd be better alone!! Canât do that, Iâm like Tinkerbell, I die if I donât have attention.
N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with
I think the most important things to make my marriage as successful as itâs been is someone that can level with me without putting me down, someone that can make me feel loved and wanted, someone who puts themselves last so I can put them first, someone who can literally do anything (like seriously itâs incredible I marriage McGuyver), and someone who just wants to cuddle until all our limbs are asleep. And thatâs my husband :,,) Iâm definitely the obnoxious wife who can never stop gushing, I love you baby ;*
O: Who are you crushing on right now?
B) guess who B) youâll never see it coming B) really B)
P: Who is your bestfriend?
My baby sister!!! And honestly there are so many wonderful women that I live with now and we all just sometimes pow wow and hug and cry and drink wine, so my homebased girl squad
R: Who was your first kiss?
Some soccer dork back in middle school
T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?
Nothing fun, itâs laundry day lol
U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs
I have deflated mom boobs
V: How far have you gone?
Z: Do you pee in the shower?
Only before I actually scrub up, afterwards I feel gross lol