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Antonela ❀ 24 ❀ We truly out here This is a private rp blog : ,)

[greenhausmuse]

Axel,

Life is really kind of funny. It puts us in situations and take us out, we learn lessons and grow infinitely. I usually like to sit back and enjoy it, even the bad. I think the most beautiful thing that was revealed to me in the form of you and your infinite compassion and wisdom is that everything has a purpose. Every action, every inaction, every step, every breath can make tomorrow better. I’ve never been happier, I’ve never felt more love and acceptance than I do in this moment, and I’m grateful for that. And this is my official proclamation of my undying love for you and my eternal loyalty in hopes that in this life and the next and the one after that to somehow find you.

Forever yours,

Georgie Rose

[musesby-kina]

greenhausmuse​:

One of my villagers wants to call me Butterbean, and her catchphrase is shortcake, so now I’m Butterbean Shortcake and that’s the only thing I’m willing to respond to, thank you very much.

“Butterbean Shortcake” has got to be the most you nickname anyone could ever think of. It almost makes me feel challenged to think of something better.

omfg you’re better than me, i’ve got my villagers calling me daddy and thicc bih and running around saying “hoes mad”, “hail satan”, “bitchtits”, and “uwu”. i can’t keep things nice.

[greenhausmuse]

I’m so fond of it! It’s just too cute to handle! I also wouldn’t be surprised if you came up with something better, but in the meanwhile if you want to be extra cute and call me butterbean shortcake I wouldn’t be opposed~

HOES MAD, THAT IS HYSTERICAL!!!!! I’m clearly not creative because that’s comedy gold, I’d do something dumb like an homage to Inuyasha or maybe Chobits, idkidk it’s a lot of pressure!!!

[musesby-kina]

greenhausmuse​:

PREACHING TO THE CHOIR!!!! Ugh I don’t even get there, I always let them, know right off the bat, but sounds like these idiots are down for it until your reveal virginity and then it turns into bullshit constructs on the issue. So annoying. I’M JUST TRYING TO GET SOME PEEPEE!! I hate it here

OH NOOOO. yeah i stopped saying it right away bc that’d make things weird IMMEDIATELY so i started hoping that waiting until they get to know me (and y’know, wanna do me) would make them not care so much when i do say it but NOPE. STILL MAKES IT WEIRD. JUST A DIFFERENT KIND OF WEIRD.

[greenhausmuse]

It’s like an uphill battle with this shit, I swear, and I can’t stand it!! I hate the idea of a different weird. We need to start a virgin support group.

[greenhausmuse]

azalea: b, c, d, h, k, n, o, p, r, t, u, v, z

B: 3 biggest pet peeves

Not a lot really gets to me anymore, whether it’s a good or bad thing, having three kids ft. cousins makes you have more patience than you’ll ever need, but if I had to it would be leaving the toilet seat up, PTA group chats, and half empty water bottles (DRINK THE WHOLE THING, YOU COMMITTED)

C: Celebrity crush?

You know, Adam Driver wasn’t that hot to me at first but when I first saw him and then I watched Marriage Story and I was like, yeah okay Adam Driver can drive me any day of the week.

D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?

What a loaded question, shit lol. Maybe just make better decisions, realize my actions have consequences, or like, find a moment in time when I didn’t understand that concept as well, and really tell myself like, bitch, do the right thing.

H: Longest relationship and with who?

I’ve been married for what feels like an eternity in the best way possible. Anthony Dreamweaver, my husband, the father of my children, my personal chef, and the person who could literally fix anything with a nail, maybe some wood, and some duct tape B)

K: What's the biggest lie you have ever told?

That’d I’d be better alone!! Can’t do that, I’m like Tinkerbell, I die if I don’t have attention.

N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with

I think the most important things to make my marriage as successful as it’s been is someone that can level with me without putting me down, someone that can make me feel loved and wanted, someone who puts themselves last so I can put them first, someone who can literally do anything (like seriously it’s incredible I marriage McGuyver), and someone who just wants to cuddle until all our limbs are asleep. And that’s my husband :,,) I’m definitely the obnoxious wife who can never stop gushing, I love you baby ;*

O: Who are you crushing on right now?

B) guess who B) you’ll never see it coming B) really B)

P: Who is your bestfriend?

My baby sister!!! And honestly there are so many wonderful women that I live with now and we all just sometimes pow wow and hug and cry and drink wine, so my homebased girl squad

R: Who was your first kiss?

Some soccer dork back in middle school

T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?

Nothing fun, it’s laundry day lol

U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs

I have deflated mom boobs

V: How far have you gone?

Enough to make a baby

Z: Do you pee in the shower?

Only before I actually scrub up, afterwards I feel gross lol

[musesby-rach]

greenhausmuse​:

One of my villagers wants to call me Butterbean, and her catchphrase is shortcake, so now I’m Butterbean Shortcake and that’s the only thing I’m willing to respond to, thank you very much.

oh my godddddd i love that. my villagers have been calling me chief and have been saying dattebayo or stupid twitch meme phrases. i love my ac life more than my irl life 

[greenhausmuse]

I have Cherry, and she called me that for a while, which is cute, but Butterbean!!!!! Butterbean is the cutest!!!! I haven’t been able to change my villager’s catchphrase yet! I’m lame and probably will do some weeb shit, but same. IRL doesn’t compare to AC, at least in AC I can be a younger home and lander owner!

[greenhausmuse]

One of my villagers wants to call me Butterbean, and her catchphrase is shortcake, so now I’m Butterbean Shortcake and that’s the only thing I’m willing to respond to, thank you very much.

[musesby-kina]

greenhausmuse​:

It’s fucking impossible. I swear to God, I’ve tried the dating apps, and once the conversations get into “eXpEcTaTiOnS” and I explain, hey I’m a fucking virgin so let’s not get crazy with thinking I’m about to Cirque De Soliel your cock I get a nice unmatch and a block. Like grow up dude, I can learn to Cirque De Soliel, fuck you.

HAHAHAHAH RIGHT? LIKE I’M EAGER TO LEARN LOOK WTF YOU’RE TURNING DOWN HERE!!! the WORST tho is when everything’s going great, things r gettin steamy thru text or in person, and then you drop the whole hey i’m actually a “virgin” or whatever and suddenly they’re all ~*oh*~ ~*oh no*~ ~*i don’t want you to think this means something that it doesn’t*~ ~*it’s different with girls their first time i don’t want you to get attached*~ like bruh what are you saying i’m just trying to get some peepee 

[greenhausmuse]

PREACHING TO THE CHOIR!!!! Ugh I don’t even get there, I always let them, know right off the bat, but sounds like these idiots are down for it until your reveal virginity and then it turns into bullshit constructs on the issue. So annoying. I’M JUST TRYING TO GET SOME PEEPEE!! I hate it here

[greenhausmuse]

seymour: e, f, g, h, i, j, m, o, p, q, u, w, z

E: Do you smoke?

Sometimes with the wife and my cousin! Kids have to be either asleep or within earshot though hahah

F: Do you drink?

Only on special occasions, birthdays, holidays, Noah and Skyler visiting.

G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?

If I HAD to maybe a 7.5... 8? Based on an all around average of looks, abilities, etc.

H: Longest relationship and with who?

My beautiful, spectacular, perfect, jaw-dropping wife, Tress

I: 5 turn ons

1) Kindness 2) Unconditional love 3) Open heartedness 4) Open mindedness 5) Preforming oral sex B)

J: 5 turn offs

1) Shallowness 2) Unnecessary drama 3) Not family oriented 4) Complacent 5) Feeling like you’re too good for something

M: What is your sexual orientation?

I guess heterosexual, technically

N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with

I always wanted someone adventurous, and kind, and gentle, with unmistakable zest for life and someone who just wants to grow with me man, aka my Wife, Tress

O: Who are you crushing on right now?

P: Who is your bestfriend?

My wife, Noah (my cousin), Skyler, and Noah (Skyler’s boothang)

Q: Your guilty pleasure?

I looooove when the soil gets all muddy when I’m watering my plants. The wife doesn’t even say anything about tracking mud in because she’s an angel

U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs

Average, I think... I hope

W: Do you like it when people play with your hair?

Hell yeah, especially when its the little hairs on the nape of the neck, good stuff

Z: Do you pee in the shower?

Hell yeah I do, proudly.

[greenhausmuse]

sinead: c, g, i, j, m, n, o, p, q, r, s, t, v

C: Celebrity crush?

Young Bobby Dinero, kick me off the empire state building. Ukw Bobby Dinero rn can still kick me off the empire state building.

G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?

Physically, a 9, emotionally a fucking trainwreck on fire.

I: 5 turn ons

1) Not trying to cuddle me after sex 2) Actually just leaving me completely alone as I cum 3) Buying me dinner 4) Complimenting me 5) Did I mention leaving me alone after I cum?

J: 5 turn offs

1) Savior complexes 2) Power abusers 3) Lack of communication about consent 4) People that don’t eat pussy 5) People that don’t eat ass

M: What is your sexual orientation?

That’s for me to know, and for any future partners to find out

N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with

1) Relationships 2) Are 3) Over 4) Rated 5) Traps

O: Who are you crushing on right now?

Robert Dinero CGIed into a middle age man in The Irishman

P: Who is your bestfriend?

Is it lame all my closest friends are my family members? Yes? Okay cool, my family members

Q: Your guilty pleasure?

Romanticizing Travis Bickle in Taxi Driver because he’s actually a disgusting, misogynistic, pornography addicted piece of shit, but like, he could get it

R: Who was your first kiss?

I don’t think I could remember if I tried

S: Do looks matter to you?

Hygiene matters, that it

T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?

Today? G-string baby, panty lines, who?

V: How far have you gone?

I’ve gone so far I don’t think I could ever have normal sex again hahah

[musesby-kina]

greenhausmuse​:

kinley: “Unfortunately, I’m just about ready to pay someone to just show me what their dick looks like.” S A A A A A A A M E 

@ kinley

The older I get the more I need more than my right hand and a six speed vibrator, pray for us.

THE MOOOOOOOOOOD. AND LIKE. IS IT JUST ME OR IS DATING OR “DATING” AS AN ADULT VIRGIN SO FUCKING WEIRD? like as a teenager it was like, idk expected, but as an adult you tell somone you haven’t had the sex yet and suddenly they see you like

[greenhausmuse]

It’s fucking impossible. I swear to God, I’ve tried the dating apps, and once the conversations get into “eXpEcTaTiOnS” and I explain, hey I’m a fucking virgin so let’s not get crazy with thinking I’m about to Cirque De Soliel your cock I get a nice unmatch and a block. Like grow up dude, I can learn to Cirque De Soliel, fuck you.

[greenhausmuse]

pierce: a, b, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, o, p, u

A: Are you a virgin?

Lmfao yes you caught me. I got my children by jizzing in a cup and turkey basting them, no actual intercourse.

B: 3 biggest pet peeves

1) Know-it-alls 2) Lack of loyalty 3) Loud chewing, like damn close your mouth.

D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?

Probably not do heroin but everything else, it was shitty, but it got me where I am now and I’m not going to complain about that.

E: Do you smoke?

Everyday baby

F: Do you drink?

Not as much as I used to

G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?

Idk ask Jade, she’s the only one whose opinion on my appearance that counts.

H: Longest relationship and with who?

It’s hard to say, my first real girlfriend lasted a pretty long time before she passed, maybe like 3-4 years, and then there was a lot of on and off with Iris throughout the course of almost like what, five years? And I’ve been with Jade for a while straight through now. Idk who cares lol

I: 5 turn ons

1) Smell good 2) Unnatural hair 3) Puts me in my place 4) Family oriented 5) Just genuinely a good person bc I’m shitty and need someone to make me not shitty.

J: 5 turn offs

I mean, there isn’t really anything that could turn me off, just maybe enabling my shitty behavior, that really it

K: What's the biggest lie you have ever told?

While I was being a piece of shit that I couldn’t do anything besides be a piece of shit bc low and behold, here I am, not as shitty as I was.

O: Who are you crushing on right now?

P: Who is your bestfriend?

Iris, Ant, and Elias, my bffls B)

U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs

You ever get those thick dried, cured meats from the deli?

[greenhausmuse]

kinley: "Unfortunately, I’m just about ready to pay someone to just show me what their dick looks like." S A A A A A A A M E 

@ kinley

The older I get the more I need more than my right hand and a six speed vibrator, pray for us.

[greenhausmuse]

lupe: a, e, f, i, j, q, r, s, v, w

A: Are you a virgin? 

We went right for the jugular, jeez. Unfortunately, I’m just about ready to pay someone to just show me what their dick looks like.

E: Do you smoke?

Occasionally, La Quaratina is making it harder to obtain good product.

F: Do you drink?

Yeah, it’s just easy to get your hands on, ya know?

I: 5 turn ons

1) Having a deep seeded hatred for the government 2) Defunding the police 3) Not abusing a position of power 4) Being feminist AF 5) Classist anarchy, not full anarchy though, that’s for plebs.

J: 5 turn offs

1) Being an All Lives Matter ass bitch 2) Having heritage pride in participation trophies 3) Karens 4) Chad 5) The fact that we’ve been in quarantine longer than Brock Turner was in jail

Q: Your guilty pleasure?

I fucking love seeing all the protest compilations of gen z being absolutely buck wild

R: Who was your first kiss?

I’ve been kissed by the holy spirit

S: Do looks matter to you?

Not really but it’s always a bonus.

V: How far have you gone?

One time me and Maggie went to Hoboken to try a dessert spot, honestly the pana cotta melted in my mouth.

W: Do you like it when people play with your hair?

The issue is finding someone that wants to lovingly stroke my little boy haircut

[greenhausmuse]

Easton James “EJ” Vanderbilt Madden - The illegitimate - Soft - Melancholic -Dazed

Easton never could quite fit into the Vanderbilt mold. There wasn’t necessarily pressure to it, but there was something different about him, probably the fact that he wasn’t a Vanderbilt at all and just carried his mother’s husband’s. To everyone except his mother, her husband, and his actual father, EJ was a Vanderbilt, he had his hand in the pot for their fortune, and he was raised alongside his half-siblings as full siblings, no one the wiser, except for his mother, her husband, and his actual father. There was something tragic in both Easton and his parents and how they got where they were. He could vividly remember the day they told him his “uncle” was his actual father, it all made sense, Easton in a lot of ways is just like his dad, but on that day a pact was formed. The issue with a 7-year-old in a pact with adults with adult themes is that from an early age he learned a lot about taking guilt and shame and a bit of betrayal and shoving it someplace deep. His step-dad also knew but never said anything, he mentioned it once while drunk, explaining that it would not be a good image for the family to reveal long held secrets. Growing up was hard, finding himself was hard, and he was always a bit introverted to begin with. That all quickly changed when he smoked pot at the age of 15. Most times it’s not a gateway drug, but with access to endless funds, being surrounded by socialites, and being easy on the eyes, drugs were endlessly available, and he quickly fell in love. Years later he does the same thing, he has very loose morals, but a heart of gold. Don’t try to make him talk about himself, that’s not gonna happen.

Apple;

AJ and Easton seem to have a bond behind their own understanding. Besides just the heavy drug use, they always joke about having daddy issues, implying multiple father figures and the polarity of them. They haven’t necessarily delved too deep, but just from that Easton can sometimes feel his heart beat in his ear. Too bad she’s a lesbian.

•

Easton’s life hasn’t changed much, minus seeing people. All he worries about is his next fix, and pretty much stays to himself in their Vanderbilt Mansion. He makes a lot of jokes about going out and catching Miss Coronita to feel something, but luckily it’s all jokes and he hasn’t put anyone at risk. Realistically he probably couldn’t get up from the concoction of illegal and prescription drugs daze and make it out of the house.

[greenhausmuse]

Dallon Gallagher - The hellraiser - Goofy - Rambunctious - Gentle

Age hit Dallon like a brick wall. Before he realized, he wasn’t a teenager anymore, and definitely wasn’t able to get away with the things he did as said teenager. It was a bit surreal for him seeing his family begin to branch off, and really Dallon felt pretty stagnant. It did give him a sense of anxiety, turned motivation to start working on himself, and really focus on his future. The catch was school didn’t really interest him much, really the most adult thing he ever did was rent an apartment with his brother, Charlie, but ultimately it wasn’t adult living until his unofficial sister-in-law Spencer stepped in and gave them both a healthy reality check. Since then Dallon had started taking the whole adult thing much more seriously. He has a checking, savings, AND a credit card account, having built his credit for a couple years now. It seemed all to fall into place. There were a couple things that never faded from his childhood though, which ended up working to his advantage. He still joked, and played his video games, and every day dedicated some time to his skateboard. Eventually it dawned on him, he could turn these things into a business, and he did after a couple of years in the works. Dallon opened Shove-Itz, a small retail store where he sold skateboard decks, trucks, wheels, really anything. He also started charging people for doing things as simple as fitting grip tape. He was shocked at its success, but this was his and it was thriving.

Jordyn;

It has been a couple months since Jordyn had moved in with him, Charlie, and Spencer. Spencer promptly let the boys know to be extra kind to her, if not she’d have their heads. It wasn’t difficult for Dallon at all, really he enjoyed Jordyn and her daughter, Ellie’s company. Sure Jordyn was still a bit moody at times but he gave her her needed space, especially if he knew her and Spencer were deep into conversation. Most days they were like a family, and while he knew he had to express nothing but respect, there was something that caught his eye about Jordyn, though he’s never said that out loud.

Liv;

To Dallon, Liv was this cute, bubbly girl, and whenever he managed to be around her, he really tried his hardest to get her to laugh. Through that came some flirtatious banter, and Dallon lays it on thick. She was so bright, Dallon couldn’t help but be drawn to her, and the fact that she was entertaining him back gave him fuel to keep up his work. Though they haven’t seen each other since the outbreak, he does have plans to ask for a date, and has plans to use the Pandemic as an icebreaker.

Nettie;

Across the hall lived Nettie Cash, someone who immediately grasped Dallon’s interest. Everything was fairly casual at first, really not much can stem from coming to his apartment with an air freshener because their floor smelt like weed, but they seemed to always have deep, lingering conversation. Nettie told Dallon a lot about her previous marriage, and her want of children, and her ex-husbands betrayal. She made a comment one day about a sperm bank and Dallon, being chivalrous, offered his sperm instead. Now with Nettie pregnant, at first they weren’t even co-parents, but now it seems Dallon has bigger plans than just being a baby daddy. He makes a lot of jokes but he really is in love with her, and he’s absolutely stoked to be having a baby with her.

•

Sadly,Shove-Itz is considered nonessential, and Dallon has had to close the store front, but has managed to sell anything in the store through his online website. Besides that, he hangs out with his roommates and does what he can for the various pregnant women in his life. Really what he misses is being able to leave the house when he can, because while he loves everyone, he needs some just Dallon time.

[greenhausmuse]

Boston Cody Madden - The scalawag - Lover - Comedian - Devoted

There was a lot to unfold when it came to Cody Madden. He was truly the person you thought of when someone said ‘boys will be boys’ and though it simplifies the idea of a man to scalawag behavior, Cody was much more than this. He was a bit of an onion, and between those layers you’d find things like expectations, love, romance, failure, ignorance, selfishness. He was all too human, but that was something that made him one of the most enjoyable people to be around. He was simultaneously the funniest person in the room whilst also being the butt of the joke. Through the years he’s matured, lacking the impulsiveness and recklessness of being a teenager, even a young adolescent. He works hard with his family’s two businesses, practically fully in charge as his father, Murphy Madden, inches closer to retirement. His youngest brother helps a lot, but ultimately it’ll be Cody showing Austin the ropes of the business one day. Cody has also managed to make, save, spend, and make again a lot of money, owning two work-in-progress homes and already reselling them for double their price (after all Chaplin is up and coming). He remains humble, and doesn’t really like to flaunt his newly found wealth, just help out everyone he loves in any way he can. Oof you would have told Cody five years ago he’d be in this place in his life, he would have not believed a second of it.

Petunia;

The example of love and commitment he had growing up was a very strong one, his parents still completely and hopelessly in love, and that’s what he wanted his whole life; cue Petunia Perkins. Really it was fate that intervened with them, sharing their first kiss with each other at an upperclassman Project X type party (the fact that they were able to be in the same room together after that party was a shock in it of itself). Cody had always had a crush since then, being that she was a pretty serious musician, even when she was younger. Senior year of high school, date came knocking again, this time it was a little more complicated. Cody’s infidelity to woman while Petunia was around became a trend, the first time, it was a bit of a public spectacle. They remained together for a while until things seemed to boil over a bit. Cody wanted a wife, and children, he was ready to jump and Petunia had barely even considered this far in the future (it was a Lot to be fair), so they separated. In between that and now Cody tried to fall in love again, selfishly so, and caught someone under his current, married her, and a week later it seemed Petunia aparated back into his life. Did he cheat on his then wife? You bet your bottom dollar he did. Luckily this time it wasn’t as public. Fulls of regrets, he feels that these were all lessons needed to be taken to be where he is now. Petunia is presently pregnant with their first child (ITS A PAPAYA, HI HOW ARE YA) and he could not be more over the moon. He got his favorite girl and has never looked back, knowing this is exactly where he belongs in life.

•

Cody’s routine hasn’t changed much at all. He stills lives in his family’s bed and breakfast pool house (though before decorated with various bachelor items and endless glass pieces to smoke from, now he’s trying to turn this place into home, for the time being) and works there and their market place, mainly spending time at the market place since it’s really all hands on deck. The Madden Market advertised home delivery and even offer emergency provisions for those in need so they don’t waste any product. He’s trying to give back to the community while also taking expert care of his wifey and their son. There are days where he has to separate his fear of those who are without being without and has to focus on himself, but Cody has really gone above and beyond during the Pandemic, and plans on continuing doing so.

[greenhausmuse]

liljgallagher: @c0dyisc00l OK, DID UR PEEN PUT IN ANY OF THE WORK TO MAKE THEM EITHER?? NO????????? I REST MY CASE.

c0dyisc00l: @liljgallagher nO J THATS INCEST WHAT KIND OF CIRCUS U THINK WE RUNNING HERE