offbrandice

deltarune battat rp blog, this is based mostly on how i headcanon him to act

[greenpippinsguy]

*gives u headpats

Ok

[greenpippinsguy]

Have you ever thought that the reason you cant find Mike is because he may be a LIGHTNER

Oh shit.

[greenpippinsguy]

-,-‾ ,--

?

[greenpippinsguy]

What if Mike is supposed to be just the letter M in the NATO phonetic alphabet?

WHY WOULD TENNA BE SO OBSESSED WITH A LETTER!?

[greenpippinsguy]

Mike isn't real

No one has ever mentioned him but you

Your hallucinating

Please

Battat

Wake up

I don’t sleep

[greenpippinsguy]

who told you I'm a pippins

expllodes you you shouldn't know that pal!!!

You say that you can explode me through the screen but I bet you wouldn’t come over here and do that to my face!

[greenpippinsguy]

i mean

i

yeah...

but your also kinda stupid buddy

buddy boy

green boy

geen

It’s not my fault that I’m green.

God, Pippinses are so racist HEY WHO SAID THAT.

[greenpippinsguy]

Did you know that if you rearrange the letters in Mike you get Kime and if you add two Ls between the i and m you get...

KILL ME

Ok thats enough outta you pal.

[greenpippinsguy]

tasted

apple confirmed ig

I DIDN’T SAY BITE ME, YOU’RE JUST AS STUPID AS THE OTHERS!

[greenpippinsguy]

im asking for research purposes

also

cuz I've drawn u like an apple and I need to know if its accurate

I probably taste like plastic, I don’t fucking know come taste me yourself

HEY WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING!?

[greenpippinsguy]

what if Tenna makes an account

Idk

[greenpippinsguy]

ARE. YOU GREEN APPLE FLAVOURED!!!!!! YOU GREEN SCRAGGLY!!

WHY ARE YOU ASKING!?!??!!?!??!?!

[greenpippinsguy]

Are you green bc your glow in the dark, christmas themed, or just happen to be green.

I was made by a different company, a different one from the one that made the others.

[greenpippinsguy]

ASK ME SOMETHING IM BORED OUT OF MY MIND!

[greenpippinsguy]

I AM DONE, I HATE TENNA, I HATE BEING MIKE!

[apollo-the-chaotic-gremlin]

tenna's not going to like this....

[greenpippinsguy]

Tenna isn’t aware of my account, I assure you!

[apollo-the-chaotic-gremlin]

for now

[greenpippinsguy]

I’LL KICK QUEENS ASS!

[apollo-the-chaotic-gremlin]

@queen-deltarune-official thoughts?

[queen-deltarune-offical]

I Like The Thought But Other Asses Are More Fun For Example: If You Kick Lancer You Can Bounce Him Off Walls It's Great (Don't Worry About Him It's Enrichment)

[greenpippinsguy]

Hmm…

[greenpippinsguy]

I AM DONE, I HATE TENNA, I HATE BEING MIKE!

[apollo-the-chaotic-gremlin]

tenna's not going to like this....

[greenpippinsguy]

Tenna isn’t aware of my account, I assure you!

[apollo-the-chaotic-gremlin]

for now

[greenpippinsguy]

I’LL KICK QUEENS ASS!

[greenpippinsguy]

I AM DONE, I HATE TENNA, I HATE BEING MIKE!

[apollo-the-chaotic-gremlin]

tenna's not going to like this....

[greenpippinsguy]

Tenna isn’t aware of my account, I assure you!