Arthur's Lair

Hello there, my name isss Arthur. And don't worry, I won't eat you. Yet. Current status: Cold M!A: None Relationship status: Uninterested [[indie naga!England rp blog. no art used is mine unless stated otherwise.]]

[frommemetoyou]

ICE BREAKER MEMES

Have you always wanted our muses to meet, but didn’t know how they would first interact? Send me one of the following ice breakers so we can embark on our roleplaying adventure!

"Good morning, sorry I’m late!"

"I’m not late am I?"

"I don’t think we’ve met before…"

"You look familiar, have we met?"

"Do I know you?"

"Sorry! You dropped this!"

"Oh, sorry I thought you were someone else, I didn’t mean to hug you!"

"Watch where you’re going!"

"Are you okay? You didn’t fall too badly did you?"

"I should have said something earlier, I’m-"

"I’ve seen you around, I’ve just never had the guts to say hi."

"You must be new…"

"Do you need a hand?"

"Have you just moved in?"

"If you want me to show you around, I don’t mind helping."

"I saw you from across the room and I had to say hi."

"I wouldn’t buy that if I were you."

"Do you need some help?"

"Is this yours?"

"Sorry, I’m not from around here, do you know where the nearest pharmacy is?"

"Hey, have you got change for a note?"

"Want some gum?"

"Ah, sorry. I’ll move my bag, this seat is free."

"Careful!"

"Not every day you meet someone with such a smile!"

"Thanks for holding the door open for me!"

"Uhm, excuse me. Hey, wake up! This isn’t your stop is it?"

[vicoussquirrel]

Well, most dogs your size are house pets so they eat dog food. But I’m pretty sure small animals like mice and sparrows would be somethin’ they would eat.

-she is enjoying this spell to the fullest. Get’s to pet him all she wants without him complaining-

That is true. It’s too bad you said you didn’t want to be treated like a regular dog. Playing fetch would’ve kept you entertained for awhile.

[greentailedgentleman]

Yes, but what is dog food? Oh, I think I can handle eating mice, but I’m not too fond of birds. 

-he’ll never admit it, but he really enjoys being petted. But only if he’s being petted by a friend-

I highly doubt it. I’m not particularly fond of mindless, repetitive games like that. I want something that gets me thinking; stories, puzzles, information. Not repeatedly retrieving the same object for hours.

[vicoussquirrel]

Well it all depends on what kind you get. There are normally two types. One is dry food which are small food pellets.  And the other is wet food which is usually some kind of meat that is mashed up.

-oh, I see. She’ll definitely try to pet his hair once the spell ends-

You do make a good point. -hums for a moment before grinning- I could take you to a dog park and let you hang out with a bunch of dogs.

[greentailedgentleman]

Right.. And dogs actually like that food? It sounds horrid. -shakes his head-  Hmm.. What about human food? Humans eat meat too, so surely dogs can eat that, right?

No, I'd rather not. I don't particularly want to be harassed by creatures whose only idea of fun is chasing tails or fetching items for lazy humans. I prefer more intelligent company.

[greentailedgentleman]

ooc; okay sorry guys, i've had a ton of work at college and i have mock exams to revise for, so i've seriously neglected this blog. :C but i'm gonna try my best to come on here more!

[greentailedgentleman]

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[anxietykills-themind]

You don’t know fanciness until you’ve seen a snake with a top hat and moustache  

[wimpytav]

hELLO MY BABY, hELLO MY HONEY, hELLO MY RAGTIME GAL,

[greentailedgentleman]

dark starter sentences

"You actually thought i cared about you?"

"I wonder how loudly i can make you scream in agony?"

"You're a monster!"

"It would be a shame if i had to damage that pretty face of yours."

"You're all mine now."

"How could you do this to me!?"

"I trusted you!"

"Is that supposed to scare me?"

"Put the knife down."

"You're scaring me..."

"You look so sexy when you're all bloodied and bruised like that~"

"I wonder how many volts it would take to kill you?"

"Why are you pointing that gun at me?"

"Let me go!"

"You're so cute when you struggle like that~"

"Your blood smells wonderful."

"Who did this to you?"

"You're in my way."

"I thought you were dead!"

"Help me!"

"Long live the king."

"What did they do to you?"

"What have you done?"

"Maybe i should carve a pretty picture in your flesh?"

"Don't worry, I won't do anything fatal, I just need some information."

"I don't care what you do to me, I'll never tell you!"

"Stop it, your hurting me!"

"They'll kill you!"

"I hate you."

"The only reason I chained you up is to show you how much I love you!"

"If you keep struggling like that I'll have to punish you~"

[alexisandcharlotte-deactivated2]

Child!AU: Our characters suddenly find themselves responsible for an infant and attempt to look after it until they can find who the child belongs to with little luck

Coffee Shop!AU: One of our characters works in a coffee shop and the other has a crush on them. They come...

[vicoussquirrel]

Hmm, that is true. If you do eat anything while like this you’ll have to chew your food. Just let me know if you get hungry and then we can figure somethin’ out.

-grins and goes back to petting him-

Don’t worry, I won’t breathe a word of this to anyone. Although I’m pretty sure you’d be happier with this spell if they had turned you into a bigger dog.

[greentailedgentleman]

I can manage that, as long as we can find something small I can eat. -tilts his head- What do dogs this small even eat?

-and there goes his little tail again, wagging away-

..Possibly, yes. But only because I wouldn’t be as vulnerable! Plus, if I was bigger, I would’ve been able to hunt for prey I like. Although I’d likely still be bored, because turning pages is hard without thumbs.

[vicoussquirrel]

Well, most dogs your size are house pets so they eat dog food. But I’m pretty sure small animals like mice and sparrows would be somethin’ they would eat.

-she is enjoying this spell to the fullest. Get’s to pet him all she wants without him complaining-

That is true. It’s too bad you said you didn’t want to be treated like a regular dog. Playing fetch would’ve kept you entertained for awhile.

[greentailedgentleman]

Yes, but what is dog food? Oh, I think I can handle eating mice, but I'm not too fond of birds. 

-he'll never admit it, but he really enjoys being petted. But only if he's being petted by a friend-

I highly doubt it. I'm not particularly fond of mindless, repetitive games like that. I want something that gets me thinking; stories, puzzles, information. Not repeatedly retrieving the same object for hours.

[prinnyfrostreviews]

Time for ships!

Send me one of these if you ship our muses this way:

"Let’s be friends!" for a friendSHIP

"Sup Brother?" for a broSHIP

"Hi sis!" for a sisSHIP

"I like you" for a relationship (A.K.A, dating)

"I love you" for a marriage

"Nice ass" for a crack ship

[vicoussquirrel]

Mm-hmm. Not a very pretty sight to be honest.

-moves her notepad and pencil off to the side so that both of her hands are free-

Heh, alright. I promise I won’t treat you like a dog. But you will have to deal with me pettin’ you.

[greentailedgentleman]

I also recall seeing the mess some wolves make while eating.. At least my normal method of consumption is clean, leaving no evidence. But in this form, I’m too small and I’m not sure a canine stomach is built for eating prey whole.

-grumbles to himself-

Alright, fine. I suppose I can handle being petted - but tell no one of this! This is humiliating enough without others being informed of my current curse.

[vicoussquirrel]

Hmm, that is true. If you do eat anything while like this you’ll have to chew your food. Just let me know if you get hungry and then we can figure somethin’ out.

-grins and goes back to petting him-

Don’t worry, I won’t breathe a word of this to anyone. Although I’m pretty sure you’d be happier with this spell if they had turned you into a bigger dog.

[greentailedgentleman]

I can manage that, as long as we can find something small I can eat. -tilts his head- What do dogs this small even eat?

-and there goes his little tail again, wagging away-

..Possibly, yes. But only because I wouldn't be as vulnerable! Plus, if I was bigger, I would've been able to hunt for prey I like. Although I'd likely still be bored, because turning pages is hard without thumbs.

[greentailedgentleman]

dark starter sentences

some yandere, some angst, some rivalry, but no happy stuff on this list

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"You actually thought i cared about you?"

"I wonder how loudly i can make you scream in agony?"

"You're a monster!"

"It would be a shame if i had to damage that pretty face of yours."

"You're all mine now."

"How could you do this to me!?"

"I trusted you!"

"Is that supposed to scare me?"

"Put the knife down."

"You're scaring me..."

"You look so sexy when you're all bloodied and bruised like that~"

"I wonder how many volts it would take to kill you?"

"Why are you pointing that gun at me?"

"Let me go!"

"You're so cute when you struggle like that~"

"Your blood smells wonderful."

"Who did this to you?"

"You're in my way."

"I thought you were dead!"

"Help me!"

"Long live the king."

"What did they do to you?"

"What have you done?"

"Maybe i should carve a pretty picture in your flesh?"

"Don't worry, I won't do anything fatal, I just need some information."

"I don't care what you do to me, I'll never tell you!"

"Stop it, your hurting me!"

"They'll kill you!"

"I hate you."

"The only reason I chained you up is to show you how much I love you!"

"If you keep struggling like that I'll have to punish you~"

[frommemetoyou]

reaction meme ( bruised & broken ver. )

"When did you get that…?"

"Who did this to you?"

"How many time have I told you to be more careful?"

"You’re saying this was an accident?"

"If you look like this, I’d hate to see the other guy."

"I’m not buying it, you don’t walk into a door and get a bruise like that."

"Does it hurt when I touch it?"

"Let me kiss it better."

"If you don’t rest, you won’t heal."

"I don’t think your arm is meant to bend like that…"

"Let’s get you to bed."

"Let’s get you to the hospital."

"Why are you so calm about this?"

"You’re bleeding!"

"What are friends for?"

"So, instead of helping you, they ran off the moment they saw what was happening?"

"You need to look where you’re going."

"I’m not accusing anyone, I’m just saying it looks suspicious."

"Do you want to tell me what really happened?"

"Don’t move, you’ll faint."

"I’ve got some bandages, wait a sec."

"You’re the clumsiest person I know."

"I won’t let you be on your own, not when you’re like this."

"I can’t even look at you, you promised not to get into any more fights!"

"H-how many of them were there?"

"How could you be so careless?"

[greentailedgentleman]

*places a pink tiara on his head and pokes him with a stick*

-LOUD HISSING-

-takes the tiara off and puts it in a box-

[greentailedgentleman]

5 newcomers walked into the forest

[greentailedgentleman]

Well, you won’t find any coffee here unlessss you happen to sssteal sssome from one of the people at the campsssite. -he would show off his tail a little more, but it’s too cold, so he just tugs his blankets tighter around himself- … Voltage? Isss that a fancy name for flamesss?

[axkingfortrouble-blog]

I brought change, I’ll buy some later.

*Watches him for a moment, feeling a twinge of pity for him. Arthur was’t shivering, if snakes even shivered, but he certianly didn’t look comfortable. Finally just shrugs off his jacket, figuring it has to be close to as warm as he is and throws it over,* Here, you can borrow this till I get cold.

Uh… fancy name for a measure of electricy? You ever lick a battery, it’s like that strong, instead of fucking lightening strong. If there’s campers why don’t you do the campy thing to warm up? You just warm some rocks in the fire and tuck them into bed with you. 

[greentailedgentleman]

Thank you. -pulls the warm jacket under his blankets and drapes it over his tail, appreciating the extra warmth. He definitely planned to keep the jacket for as long as possible, or at least until it wasn't warm anymore-

No, I've never licked a battery. A battery of what? Electricitiesss? -tilts his head in slight confusion, but then quickly shakes his head at the mention of fire- No, no, I don't like fire. I'd rather not try that.

[greentailedgentleman]

5 newcomers walked into the forest

abino-drache

theamazingamericanhero

axkingfortrouble

agrandoldoll

tasteforlicorice

Visssitorsss? It’sss not even Ssspring yet and already people are coming back here? Oh, how I envy the warm-blooded..

-brrrr it’s too cold-

-time to curl up tighter in his blanket nest and hope the people go away-

[axkingfortrouble-blog]

Well, it’s not minus a billion, so that’s spring enough for me…. *Trails off, glancing Arthur over in silent shock for a moment. No, that’s definitely a tail sticking out like some sort of land mermaid.* Dude you have scales. *Crouches down with a grin, tilting his head,* …. You know they make heated blankets, right? 

[greentailedgentleman]

You’re mad. Why not ssstay inssside where it’sss warm? -stares back at him, brow raised, then glances down at his tail- Assstute obssservation. I do have them, yesss. -even wiggles the tip of his tail to further show off his scales- Wait.. what? Heated blanketsss? But how do they heat the fabric without sssetting it ablaze? I don’t underssstand..

[axkingfortrouble-blog]

Nah, I just want coffee and Eirik will wring my neck if I drink the rest of his.

*Shrugs and crouches down for a better look, tempted to poke his tail. If he has scales he probably has fangs though,* You just put enough voltage through to create resistance, not enough to actually set the shit on fire. 

[greentailedgentleman]

Well, you won't find any coffee here unlessss you happen to sssteal sssome from one of the people at the campsssite. -he would show off his tail a little more, but it's too cold, so he just tugs his blankets tighter around himself- ... Voltage? Isss that a fancy name for flamesss?

[greentailedgentleman]

5 newcomers walked into the forest

abino-drache

theamazingamericanhero

axkingfortrouble

agrandoldoll

tasteforlicorice

Visssitorsss? It’sss not even Ssspring yet and already people are coming back here? Oh, how I envy the warm-blooded..

-brrrr it’s too cold-

-time to curl up tighter in his blanket nest and hope the people go away-

[axkingfortrouble-blog]

Well, it’s not minus a billion, so that’s spring enough for me…. *Trails off, glancing Arthur over in silent shock for a moment. No, that’s definitely a tail sticking out like some sort of land mermaid.* Dude you have scales. *Crouches down with a grin, tilting his head,* …. You know they make heated blankets, right? 

[greentailedgentleman]

You're mad. Why not ssstay inssside where it'sss warm? -stares back at him, brow raised, then glances down at his tail- Assstute obssservation. I do have them, yesss. -even wiggles the tip of his tail to further show off his scales- Wait.. what? Heated blanketsss? But how do they heat the fabric without sssetting it ablaze? I don't underssstand..

[greentailedgentleman]

snakeprincekirkland and madmagicmercury walked into the forest

-looks up from his book and raises a brow-

Hello..What are you doing here?

-flicks his tongue, only recognising one of the two scents-