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| Greg | 27 | i don't even use this shit anymore since they got rid of the porn

[milfsisyphus]

the clock & calculator apps are like twin sisters to me

[labrownrecluse]

number...

[milfsisyphus]

[swingsetindecember]

jennette mccurdy should be allowed to hunt nickelodeon past and present execs for sport

[greg172g]

do people still use this

[compostpile]

Akram Zaatari, 1950s-60s, Saida, Lebanon

[burning-stmandard-deactivated20]

Ani, the city of a thousand and one churches

Via The Atlantic In Focus

[sixpenceee]

Octopus makes it skin into a huge ball to scare predators

source

[coutureicons]

jaida essence hall for attitude magazine

[whitepeopletwitter]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[apologeticallyfat]

👀

[mens-rights-activia]

[penisandballs-deactivated201602]

[westsidegoons-deactivated201601]

why is she wearing a dress if shes just gonna let her rodent vagina hang out of it

[brownboysbrowneyes]

Literally what I was thinking. She’s in a skirt for no reason. It doesn’t even go well with her top like girl, get it together.

[lettherebedragons]

This is a very specific vague.

[intellectualhedonist]

AHEM speaking as a grad student from the University of Wisconsin, NONE OF THE PEOPLE THERE BELIEVE IT EITHER, PLEASE DO NOT BLAME BARRY FUCKING POWELL ON US.

[intellectualhedonist]

also he isn’t even at the uw anymore, he retired early to write really bad poetry and live in a yurt, and I swear to god I wish I were making this up

[alkatyn]

I love discovering very specific drama

[zvaigzdelasas]

[b3thany97a1]

this is the onion you illiterates

[zvaigzdelasas]

Did the little onion logo give it away?

[lexa-el-amin]

truer words have never been spoken

[beyonce-knowles-carter]

I am the greatest earthbender in the world! And don’t you dunderheads ever forget it!

AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER (2005 - 2008)

[gunsandfireandshit]

[40ouncesandamule]

[bohibohi]

this is my favorite sequence in the entirety of this fucking show

[buffingtables]

The only cop propaganda I stan