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Gina, 25. INFJ.

[teenagerposts]

me: *sees a stupid post*

*source is my own blog*

[politijohn]

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[nohoperadio]

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

[beggars-opera]

Rocky Horror is turning 50 next month and people still act like being gay was invented by Ellen in 1997

[beggars-opera]

But honestly! Renowned French poet Théophile de Viau wrote the poetic ode to King James titled "The Duke of Buckingham," containing the immortal lines "One man fucks Monsieur le Grand de Bellegarde/Another fucks the Comte de Tonnerre/And it is well known that the King of England/Fucks the Duke of Buckingham" exactly 400 years ago and people still act like being gay was invented by Oscar Wilde in 1890

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

Niankhkhnum and Khnumhotep were buried together in the 25th century BC and people still act like being gay was invented by renowned French poet Théophile de Viau 400 years ago

[insufficientdata]

Gilgamesh and Enkidu "loved each other like man and wife" in 2700 BC and ppl STILL act like being gay was invented by Niankhkhnum and Khnumhotep in the 25th century BC

[lacefuneral]

lug and grug T4T scissor in cave 2.5 million year ago

[burningwinterfell]

[minionresearch]

[heatwa-ves]

[hasgavlebockenburneddownyet]

time lapse of all the birds yesterday

[thatdisasterauthor]

FEAST FEAST FEAST FEAST FEAST

[digitaldiscipline]

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

meditations on first philosophy (1641) - rene descartes

"who give a shit"

[incorrectclassicbookquotes]

you couldn’t find one s to finish off the gives

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

no its a quote from descartes he said this

[dreamofthemaidenless]

right now on earth there’s a kindly old stray tomcat who just got adopted and he’s receiving enough food to fill his belly for the first time in his entire life and he’s so so so happy and he doesn’t even know that it’s going to be like this forever :)

[blind-the-winds-deactivated2024]

Google Ambient Chaos if you ever need background noises for writing! It's a customizable soundscape website.

Anon, when I first saw this ask, I thought it was going to be one of those mixers of nice, traditional sounds, like rain or a coffeeshop. And it is! And there's lofi hiphop, my favorite sound to write to! Which means this is legitimately an excellent tool for writers, and I love you for introducing it to me.

But I also want to say. There are some choices here. That I need to point out. Because they're either fantastic or questionable, and I can't decide.

Things like . . .

Couple arguing.

Medieval battle.

Beehive, where you can write to a fuckton of bees.

Crime scene.

And actually the perfect soundscape for NaNoWriMo.

(It's here, for those curious.)

[blind-the-winds-deactivated2024]

Somebody found this last week and reminded me it existed, so I'mma bring it back to this blog because it's about ten days until some of you will need that last one. :D

[parkchanwoohoo]

Weeping at this. Frighteningly similar to how I sound

[cipheramnesia]

[cannabiscomrade]

The anti-mask brain rot is penetrating the hospital system in a terrifying fashion.

Masks are necessary for accessing central lines, and more and more nurses are starting to have issues with wearing a mask during STERILE PROTOCOL.

These lines are going right into our hearts and nurses are throwing tantrums about having to cover up their faces for 5 minutes.

This has not happened at my infusion center personally but I have mutuals and friends who have had to beg their nurses to put on the mask that literally comes in the sterile access kit.

[cannabiscomrade]

To clarify since this is gaining notes fast:

This is a port, an example of a central line. You need to have a mask on when you flush the needle and put it into the reservoir in the chest, then put the dressing on. There’s a catheter from the reservoir that goes into the top of the heart.

There are other central lines like PICCs, Broviacs, and Hickman lines that look like peripheral IVs, but they’re still “central” and go into a central vein. Both access and dressing changes need to be done with a sterile mask and gloves.

Because of the access to the heart, the risk of bacteremia and sepsis from contamination is high.

[tangent101]

There is a simple solution to this. Tell the nurse if they refuse to mask up that they have to put on the form that they refused to put on the mask to ensure a sterile environment so that if there is an infection, there is a legal trail by which insurance companies can follow in regards to a malpractice lawsuit.

And my spouse's wife died of sepsis. It is not a pleasant way to die. Any nurse who refuses to mask up because it's inconvenient and thus risks causing sepsis is a threat to public health and should be sued into oblivion.

[naamahdarling]

This. Document it. A lot of asshole medpros shape up real quick when you demand they document their horseshit for the next person to see.

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[wickedwonderlandd]

The cat:

[nentuaby]

original: https://twitter.com/Manda_like_wine/status/977299937963765761

[thecringeandwincefactory-deacti]

My god this is applicable to so many situations: this is in no way a WE situation.

[pluckyyoungdonna]

I love all this. So good. And I once saw a friend pull out the ONLY ACCEPTABLE PARENT LINE in a situation like this: “Are you hurt, or just scared?” IT WAS LIKE MAGIC. The kid paused, inhaled, looked down at the body part in question, then looked back up and said, all calm again, “Oh, just scared!” and back to business as usual.

[trans-parenting]

September is cool and all, but who’s ready for OCTOBER THIRST?

[trans-parenting]

Almost missed reposting this piece of history…

Happy October 3st, friends.

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

my beautiful wife ibuprofen