Jokes and Tokes

It's all about comedy.

[grege54]

Whitney Houston through the years.

[grege54]

Kareem Motherfuckin Abdul Jabbar

[grege54]

https://soundcloud.com/gregcomedy/sharks

[moooveeehh-deactivated20190202]

Let me say, I’m sorry lol

[supershybutpushingthroughit]

I’m sorry y'all

[live-love-libra]

Good news tonight? I doubt that. 

[mysteps2wellness-deactivated202]

I’m cooking Christmas dinner. I have to reblog

[ardnale]

Fine

[yungdipl0mat]

Less than a week before the New Year 🤔🤔🤔🤔. Imma have to just reblog this 👌🏾👌🏾

[supershybutpushingthroughit]

I’m sorry but 2016 was shit and we still have a week to go

[ayemuhhfucka]

false

[lunastarflower]

I ain’t taking that chance my guy, however, I lowkey was supposed to die off a chain letter like 15 years ago soooo….

[grege54]

No Chances..

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[openyourthird-eye]

OKAY I SWEAR TO GOD THIS THING WORKS YOU HAVE TO PATIENT BC I WISHED THAT I COULD MOVE AWAY FROM MY SHITTY TOWN TO A WARM PLACE AND GUESS WHAT THIS JULY IM MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA OKAY GUYS IM NOT MAKING THIS UP I AM SO CONFUSED ACTUALLY THIS IS GREAT BYE

[godsstraightsister]

Last month I made a wish that my mum would get a house a week after that she got a house so I believe it worked

[selkiecherie]

I got a relationship from this.

[grege54]

https://soundcloud.com/gregcomedy/how-do-you-say-it-como-se-dice-baby

[grege54]

https://soundcloud.com/gregcomedy/hello-jane

[grege54]

https://soundcloud.com/gregcomedy/where-you-wanna-go-to-eat-tonight

[grege54]

https://soundcloud.com/gregcomedy/im-in-love-with-my-lyft-driver

[grege54]

Riot LA was awesome, I got to see some amazing comics i had never seen before and also got to see my awesome friends doing their thing. 

[grege54]

https://soundcloud.com/gregcomedy/diversity

[grege54]

https://soundcloud.com/gregcomedy/do-you-habla-espanol

[grege54]

https://soundcloud.com/gregcomedy/hotline-blink-lick-you-toes-greg-e

[ilookextremelygood-deactivated2]

big shout out to the non-mutual followers whove been following me for a long time and like lots of my posts and have been around for months or even years. sorry i never gave u the followback but i see you guys consistently supporting me and enjoying or vibing with my content and i appreciate you, so thanks for stickin around

[grege54]

[grege54]

[grege54]

My Beautiful girl and I traveling the world with black love.  

LA-Zanzibar-Humboldt county-Uganda

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