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The name is Jess. 23, trying to find what I'd like to do for a living. I reside in the Mitten. Firm believer that dogs are better than most people.

[mcavoy]

[downwithneocolonialism]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Disney songs be like…

[c3po]

nearly the end of april.. you know what that means 

[m86-deactivated20171116]

this is an advanced joke

[dabbinglich]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[lacquerandcandy]

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Very Important

[bamalam31]

Make ya own caption

[blackfrostxxxii]

Perfect parenting

[shesheistyy-deactivated20250330]

JESUS

[powermove95-deactivated20180306]

We fall down but we get up

[shesheistyy-deactivated20250330]

😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀😂BYEEESNMDYJN SGFHJ!!!!

[pootietang-nem]

Lmfaoooo

[barelyfittingin]

Lmfaoo definitely me as a father

[beeesay1n2]

This the kinda shit I do to my nephew

[tarynel]

What’s your fantasy?

[pleasestopandrew]

I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.

[cobe1995]

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Good Hip-Hop (all rights to J. Cole)

[royaltyspeaking]

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

[lordofthescience-blog]

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

[milkblush]

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

[fyperia]

clearly you’re not from america

[beneath-lies-blog]

If anyone has a sending money to strangers kink hit me up

[kandyie]

HMU too

[myownlost]

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

[cestnepasuneblog]

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

[musicofthestage]

Damn those Terms and Conditions.

[postimpression]

i didn’t even read them i’ve made a terrible mistake

[danmangan]

things that are enjoyable:

showers

things that are not enjoyable:

getting in the shower

getting out of the shower

[darkphotographs]

Dark

[pumpkinspicedslut-deactivated20]

This dude I added on snapchat randomly sent me a picture of his penis while I was at work today so obviously I can’t ever fuck him now because he’s a douche

But it’s so disappointing because based on our previous conversation I was fully intending to fuck him if a coffee date went well

And also his penis was admittedly gorgeous.

Like dude. If you had just not sent me a random dick picture. I would have in person put your dick inside me. Look what you ruined.

[the--preacher]

I love this cautionary tale.

[happily-morgan]

Men are super good at cock blocking themselves.

[friendly-animals]

[vcmiting]

[skrewsociety]

This is all my heart needed today